Try Necromancy

Curiosity killed the cat, but we brought it back. Try Necromancy.

You only live once. Try Necromancy.

Lonely on your nightshifts in the graveyard? Try Necromancy.

Blood is thicker than water. Which is why it makes for better armor. Try Necromancy.

Who the heck uses water armor?

Ice armor, now that's where it's at.

Then just freeze the blood.

Bone Down In Bone Town. Try Necromancy.

All the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again; we could. Try Necromancy.

Need to find participants in your pyramid scheme? Try Necromancy!

Cat stuck up a tree? Try nekomancy.

All these clerics complain about necromancy being horrible. Well look a little bit closer at those cleric spells, and whaddya see? Necromancy.
Try Necromancy. Even Holier Than Thou Clerics use it.

I'd like a refund. *is shot in the head*

*tries CPR*

it's not working! In times like these, i think it would be useful if we try _________!