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a tribute to trol seasson
OFFICEQUEST is an epic story of the struggle of one young, middle-class worker as he searches for his place in life. Gerald's tale is fraught with danger, suffused with romance, and filled with poignant meaning that will bring tears to the eyes of even the most stoic readers. Watch Gerald transform from a simple, lowly worker to an intelligent, mature, and respected man.
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just me at the moment, but anybody who wants to make an update can just pop in at any time
fa n art:
none, you useless dumpbutts
make me some art already
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sorry, im too lazy
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01-28-2016, 05:05 AM
wow man what a pageclaim jeez way to take up the whole fucking thread in one post dickwad
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01-28-2016, 05:31 AM
you're in the matrix
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01-28-2016, 05:31 AM
scan your face into the machines
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01-28-2016, 08:46 PM
Hit on the tree
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02-08-2016, 07:28 AM
(01-28-2016, 05:31 AM)Schazer Wrote: »you're in the matrix
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PIXEL appears!
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02-08-2016, 12:37 PM
ummmmm that's not a pixel that is clearly a zelda
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02-08-2016, 05:57 PM
Befriend the zelda
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02-09-2016, 01:37 AM
Hug the pixel
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02-09-2016, 03:37 AM
hug the lava zombie
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02-15-2016, 06:35 AM
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(02-09-2016, 01:37 AM)AgentBlue Wrote: »Hug the pixel ![[Image: 56.jpg]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/lbzpt7xnnwk1n20/56.jpg)
okay
a parade of valentiens ballons appears for thr occasion!
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aaaaaaggghghhgggaghagagagahahagagh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!1!11!!!!1!!1!!1!!!!!
BigBrain Wrote:YOU'VE BEEN HACKED
STRIKE BACK WITH 3V3N 133T3R HAX!!11!1!,,!,1,1,1<!,1,1,1<!<!<<!1,,1<1,
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you are just alive to do this... but not for long...[/b]]]]]]]]]]
Zerio Wrote:>Bend the code to hack PIXEL's gun to reverse (so the gun shoots at her intsead of at you).
it is an option.....
but what are the OTHERS (hacking options)??????
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02-15-2016, 05:39 PM
Hack the mainframe and change the scenery back to Office (default)
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02-16-2016, 07:08 AM
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Zerio Wrote:>Hack PIXEL......... to join the your team?
ok
you do that and also hack yourself back to into life an d jeanie is now there aswell.
(its a movie dumpshit!}
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you are now BOSS. he (you (BOSS))) is (are (is)) going fore a relaxing jautn acros s the plasent countrysied to calm his (your (his)) nerves.
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02-16-2016, 01:40 PM
SpoilerShow teh moive was ver-e güd
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02-18-2016, 06:17 AM
RandomWriter Wrote:>Boss, look for greener pastures, such as the red light district
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hores and there patrons are everywhere!
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02-23-2016, 03:51 AM
GreatKaiserNui Wrote:>Get Laid!
warning: nsfw as hell
what now???????
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02-23-2016, 03:53 AM
Go to a florists
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02-23-2016, 04:19 AM
(02-23-2016, 03:53 AM)Whimbrel Wrote: »Go to a florists
no
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02-23-2016, 05:40 AM
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ask the Red Shpee for his sservicess
no, the OTHER ones.
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(02-23-2016, 05:40 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »ask the Red Shpee for his sservicess
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you querye him o n how much negotiabel curency it might exaction you to hire him to assissanate your boterhsome empolyee.
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he says it'll d'expenditureeaux you deuxe le ENTROPY CRYTSALS
you ask whats' a entroupy crystal
he says i dunno i le guess like ze chaos emeralds except zey dont let vous go bullshit super sayian. i am french. baguette
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02-28-2016, 03:28 PM
grab a baguette from the garbage can and give it to him
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i dont feel like doing the next update so the next person to post an update is now an OFFICEQUEST 2K15 (©) official pseudo-author (tax-deductible, no contract required, all rights reserved, please drink respondibly)
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