Discontinuity

Mop up that black liquid at once, you can't let guests see your house like this!

> BROWSE THE EAGLE TIME FORUMS ORIGINAL JOKE

> What were you doing?

> And so you blog about it? Nice survival instinct.

> Follow instructions on Blue Screen of Death.

Retrieve tea.

Is the brick wall supposed to be smoking or is that what went horribly wrong?

>Quick! Put Linux on that thing instead!

> Continue with sing-along blog

>Explain how you were trying to make a much bigger explosion.

take your top ramen out of the microwave. sure it got cooked, but at what cost?

>Quick! Just mash buttons on the keyboard randomly! It's your only chance!

>Keep explaining what happened while you deal with that.

>Have unexpected technical difficulties

take your laptop and leave the room bro don't you know anything about fire safety

Jesus dude don't you know where your lab fire extinguisher is? Did you miss basic lab safety lessons you're not very good at science.

Yeah I am definitely imagining him singing everything he happens to say.

so everything is going according to plan then?

Get yourself a stiff drink

don't breathe the smoke. or do if it's weed that'd be hell cool

Get in there and give yourself a hand
Or would that like
Destroy time or something?

Unplug all those cables. Maybe that'll stop it!

They're waiting for you, Bowen. In the measurement chamber.