RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 3: Attendance is Significantly Down
10-16-2016, 11:04 PM
Also I'm really interested in whatever the fuck this means for my goals
PowerfulFriendly Baby Also this?
ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 10: Murder Production Substantially Up
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RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 3: Attendance is Significantly Down
10-16-2016, 11:04 PM
Also I'm really interested in whatever the fuck this means for my goals
PowerfulFriendly Baby Also this?
RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 3: Attendance is Significantly Down
10-16-2016, 11:23 PM
(10-16-2016, 09:18 PM)Akumu Wrote: »DOES THIS MEAN THAT (THE DEMONS) WERE ONLY SATED ONCE, AND (THE WORLD) WILL END AT (THE END OF (THE FOURTH DAY))? I cannot comment on the status of the world or how its end would or would not affect the game.
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 3: Attendance is Significantly Down
10-16-2016, 11:37 PM
The end is nigh!! We must turn back to page 1 of our copy books.
RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 3: Attendance is Significantly Down
10-16-2016, 11:41 PM
Who the FUCK left all these empty cans around here GODDAMMIT? WHAT THE FUCK
There's blood everywhere, too! Wow!! Fucking pick up your corpses, people!
RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 3: Attendance is Significantly Down
10-16-2016, 11:56 PM
Maybe a52 could've become pope if DS Piron had been roleblocked enough? Moot now, I guess.
Though, hang on, if the world's gonna be destroyed, and we're not currently technically part of the world, I guess we might be fine? Which, I mean, is still bad; I've got shit needs doing what needs the world intact and all, but in theory if the world does get fucked we might be in a position to un-fuck it. Potentially. Iunno if anyone still alive is capable of that, but. We'll see, I guess? In before Paranoia was the one who could actually have done anything about this.
RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 3: Attendance is Significantly Down
10-17-2016, 12:10 AM
Well, if the world is ending tomorrow (night, I'm assuming), then my reduction from infinity to eight was worthless.
I mean, hopefully someone else can do something about it. There's only a slightly better than two-thirds chance there is, that is, if that person exists and they know about it and are able to do so. But anyway, if the world's going to end, then I might as well go out living my life to the fullest: Staying up all night playing video games.
RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 3: Attendance is Significantly Down
10-17-2016, 12:38 AM
Um. Oh no. Oh no oh no oh no. Um. Oh no. This is getting. Um. Oh no. This is getting out of hand. Um. I think um. We need to vote on someone. Um. Oh no. This is um. Oh no. Um. Um. Maybe, um, laissez-faire voting wasn't working out. Um. Oh no. Um. Um.
Vote: Wheat ---- So very British / But then again | People are machines Machines are people | Oh hai there | There's no time ---- Superhero 1920s noir | Multigenre Half-Life | Changing the future | Command line interface Tu ventire felix? | Clockwork for eternity | Explosions in spacetime
RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 3: Attendance is Significantly Down
10-17-2016, 12:49 AM
Page 1:
But we see that sacrifices were involved! Must we sacrifice the sacrificers on the altars of justice? If yes, turn to page 50. If no, turn to page 51. If you decide that it is a good time for a bike-ride a-round the park, turn to page 10.
RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 3: Attendance is Significantly Down
10-17-2016, 12:58 AM
Votes, Right, I Count Those
Wheat: 1 (AgentBlue) Granolaman: 1 (Wheat) With 14 present, it takes eight to lynch and four to soft-lynch. Deadline is Thursday, Oct 20 at midnight Mountain time.
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 3: Attendance is Significantly Down
10-17-2016, 01:25 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-17-2016, 01:26 AM by Justice Watch.)
Does this "granola" guy have anything to do with all the crumbs I keep finding under all the desks and around the water cooler? This one time, I found just, an entire goddamn protein bar smashed to bits in the ventilation system. That shit gets all over the place, man! It goes to the fucking server room! That's MY room!
I don't think I saw him go to bed last night, either. That's awfully suspicious. Suspicious, because not only have there been corpses, but there have been sacrifices, and god, who knows if that black candlewax is ever gonna come out of the carpet. Fuck!!!!! I'm voting we take Granolaman's shares! I say, if you wanna stay at this company, you show the workspace some FUCKing resPECT.
RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 3: Attendance is Significantly Down
10-17-2016, 01:33 AM
the airplanes did it
RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 3: Attendance is Significantly Down
10-17-2016, 02:16 AM
Aw fuck I think I turned Wheat sparkly.
What's interesting to note is whether he gets sucked into the void like Para at the end of the day though. If he does that means another sacrifice worked at we have one extra day to stave of the end of the world. Wheat: before you're turned inside out you got a win condition you think we can get for you?
RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 3: Attendance is Significantly Down
10-17-2016, 02:18 AM
Page 10
You bike break! The bike break! Granola in wheel. Go get out? Yes or no? If you yes: Page 11. If you no: Page 12. If Granola out: Page 200.
RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 3: Attendance is Significantly Down
10-17-2016, 02:29 AM
Night actions as best as I can understand them:
Someone stabs Wheat (at my request) Schazer offers Wheat's body to her dark gods Granola sticks Wheat's soul in a vampire for the day a52 curses Schazer DS Piron checks Schazer for a sandwich, kills her, gets Destiny Bonded down with her Someone kills a52 Side note: my Quicktopic says I may have the key to saving the universe now.
RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 3: Attendance is Significantly Down
10-17-2016, 02:45 AM
Oh right the actual meat of the mess.
Does Wheat the Corpse currently have personhood?
RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 3: Attendance is Significantly Down
10-17-2016, 02:46 AM
Page 200:
The granola falls on the floor. What's this - a message? It says... 'Lynch: Granolaman.' Once it is read, the message flies into a suddenly-appearing vortex. Something is afoot, but you aren't sure what. Maybe you need more granola. If you need more: Go to page 201. If you do not need more granola: Go to page 205. If you decide to become an ostrich: Go to page 19823.
RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 3: Attendance is Significantly Down
10-17-2016, 02:48 AM
Wait, We're Actually Close To Soft-Lynch
Wheat: 1 (AgentBlue) Granolaman: 3 (Wheat, earthexe, Kaynato) With 14 present, it takes eight to lynch and four to soft-lynch. Deadline is Thursday, Oct 20 at midnight Mountain time.
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 3: Attendance is Significantly Down
10-17-2016, 02:55 AM
What is there to counterclaim? I claimed necromancy powers last night and here you are: talking when you shouldn't be. I can do it again too if we have a volunteer to get stabbed tonight.
Also go to page 201: y'all need more Granola
RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 1: Business As Usual
10-17-2016, 03:00 AM
(09-21-2016, 02:50 PM)Wheat Wrote: »I'M in the mmafia everybody! It doesn't mean anything though just keep that in mind to blow me up in case it's a lunch Or Lose day and your personal wind condition isn't met yet That's about as close to volunteering as I could get at such a late hour. The alternative would've been to let the kill hit wherever and hope that I could randomly catch it.
RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 3: Attendance is Significantly Down
10-17-2016, 03:57 AM
Yes, I agree. Voting Granolaman is the sensible choice, therefore I will
vote: OrangeAipom
RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 3: Attendance is Significantly Down
10-17-2016, 04:02 AM
Page 205
No more granola, you think. Maybe a change of diet is a better choice? So strange. You can't really think about it. But yet, here you are. You reconsider one last moment. If you really don't want more granola, go to page 206. If you change your mind and want granola, go to page 201. If you decide to become an ostrich, go to page 19823. Page 201 Maybe more granola will do some good. You clamber onto your steed in search of the mythical sage, Granola. If you decide to go follow the Mix Trail, go to page 202. If you decide to go easy, go to page 204. If you decide to get wheat, go to page 225. If you decide to become an ostrich, go to page 19823.
RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 3: Attendance is Significantly Down
10-17-2016, 04:08 AM
Out of a morbid curiosity: page 225
RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 3: Attendance is Significantly Down
10-17-2016, 04:53 AM
19823
RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 3: Attendance is Significantly Down
10-17-2016, 05:34 AM
Um. I um. How do you um. Oh no. Um. Okay um. Um. Okay. So. Um. Um. Um. Um. What if. Um. Oh no. Um. Oh dear. Um.
Quote:Um. ---- So very British / But then again | People are machines Machines are people | Oh hai there | There's no time ---- Superhero 1920s noir | Multigenre Half-Life | Changing the future | Command line interface Tu ventire felix? | Clockwork for eternity | Explosions in spacetime |
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