ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 10: Murder Production Substantially Up

Also I'm really interested in whatever the fuck this means for my goals

DOES THIS MEAN THAT (THE DEMONS) WERE ONLY SATED ONCE, AND (THE WORLD) WILL END AT (THE END OF (THE FOURTH DAY))?

I cannot comment on the status of the world or how its end would or would not affect the game.

The end is nigh!! We must turn back to page 1 of our copy books.

Who the FUCK left all these empty cans around here GODDAMMIT? WHAT THE FUCK

There's blood everywhere, too! Wow!! Fucking pick up your corpses, people!

Maybe a52 could've become pope if DS Piron had been roleblocked enough? Moot now, I guess.

Though, hang on, if the world's gonna be destroyed, and we're not currently technically part of the world, I guess we might be fine? Which, I mean, is still bad; I've got shit needs doing what needs the world intact and all, but in theory if the world does get fucked we might be in a position to un-fuck it. Potentially. Iunno if anyone still alive is capable of that, but. We'll see, I guess?

In before Paranoia was the one who could actually have done anything about this.

Well, if the world is ending tomorrow (night, I'm assuming), then my reduction from infinity to eight was worthless.
I mean, hopefully someone else can do something about it. There's only a slightly better than two-thirds chance there is, that is, if that person exists and they know about it and are able to do so.
But anyway, if the world's going to end, then I might as well go out living my life to the fullest:




Staying up all night playing video games.

Um. Oh no. Oh no oh no oh no. Um. Oh no. This is getting. Um. Oh no. This is getting out of hand. Um. I think um. We need to vote on someone. Um. Oh no. This is um. Oh no. Um. Um. Maybe, um, laissez-faire voting wasn't working out. Um. Oh no. Um. Um.

Vote: Wheat

Page 1:

But we see that sacrifices were involved!
Must we sacrifice the sacrificers on the altars of justice?

If yes, turn to page 50.
If no, turn to page 51.
If you decide that it is a good time for a bike-ride a-round the park, turn to page 10.

Votes, Right, I Count Those

Wheat: 1 (AgentBlue)
Granolaman: 1 (Wheat)

With 14 present, it takes eight to lynch and four to soft-lynch.

Deadline is Thursday, Oct 20 at midnight Mountain time.

Does this "granola" guy have anything to do with all the crumbs I keep finding under all the desks and around the water cooler? This one time, I found just, an entire goddamn protein bar smashed to bits in the ventilation system. That shit gets all over the place, man! It goes to the fucking server room! That's MY room!

I don't think I saw him go to bed last night, either. That's awfully suspicious. Suspicious, because not only have there been corpses, but there have been sacrifices, and god, who knows if that black candlewax is ever gonna come out of the carpet. Fuck!!!!!

I'm voting we take Granolaman's shares! I say, if you wanna stay at this company, you show the workspace some FUCKing resPECT.

_{the airplanes did it}

Aw fuck I think I turned Wheat sparkly.

What's interesting to note is whether he gets sucked into the void like Para at the end of the day though.

If he does that means another sacrifice worked at we have one extra day to stave of the end of the world.

Wheat: before you're turned inside out you got a win condition you think we can get for you?

Page 10

You bike break! The bike break! Granola in wheel. Go get out? Yes or no?

If you yes: Page 11.
If you no: Page 12.
If Granola out: Page 200.

Night actions as best as I can understand them:

Someone stabs Wheat (at my request)
Schazer offers Wheat's body to her dark gods
Granola sticks Wheat's soul in a vampire for the day
a52 curses Schazer
DS Piron checks Schazer for a sandwich, kills her, gets Destiny Bonded down with her
Someone kills a52

Side note: my Quicktopic says I may have the key to saving the universe now.

Oh right the actual meat of the mess.

Does Wheat the Corpse currently have personhood?

Page 200:

The granola falls on the floor.
What's this - a message?

It says...

'Lynch: Granolaman.'

Once it is read, the message flies into a suddenly-appearing vortex. Something is afoot, but you aren't sure what. Maybe you need more granola.

If you need more: Go to page 201.
If you do not need more granola: Go to page 205.
If you decide to become an ostrich: Go to page 19823.

Wait, We're Actually Close To Soft-Lynch

Wheat: 1 (AgentBlue)
Granolaman: 3 (Wheat, earthexe, Kaynato)

With 14 present, it takes eight to lynch and four to soft-lynch.

Deadline is Thursday, Oct 20 at midnight Mountain time.

What is there to counterclaim? I claimed necromancy powers last night and here you are: talking when you shouldn't be. I can do it again too if we have a volunteer to get stabbed tonight.

Also go to page 201: y'all need more Granola

I'M in the mmafia everybody! It doesn't mean anything though just keep that in mind to blow me up in case it's a lunch Or Lose day and your personal wind condition isn't met yet


i have a wind condition and maybe i'll talk about it later, after i've gotten to know people a little better.....

That's about as close to volunteering as I could get at such a late hour. The alternative would've been to let the kill hit wherever and hope that I could randomly catch it.

Yes, I agree. Voting Granolaman is the sensible choice, therefore I will

vote: OrangeAipom

Page 205

No more granola, you think. Maybe a change of diet is a better choice?
So strange. You can't really think about it. But yet, here you are.
You reconsider one last moment.

If you really don't want more granola, go to page 206.
If you change your mind and want granola, go to page 201.
If you decide to become an ostrich, go to page 19823.

Page 201

Maybe more granola will do some good.

You clamber onto your steed in search of the mythical sage, Granola.

If you decide to go follow the Mix Trail, go to page 202.
If you decide to go easy, go to page 204.
If you decide to get wheat, go to page 225.
If you decide to become an ostrich, go to page 19823.

Out of a morbid curiosity: page 225

19823

Um. I um. How do you um. Oh no. Um. Okay um. Um. Okay. So. Um. Um. Um. Um. What if. Um. Oh no. Um. Oh dear. Um.

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