ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 10: Murder Production Substantially Up

/me did not fucking know that typing /me would auto-format text here what the fuck

/me wait a minute hold on what the hell?

/me is so happy she introduced everyone to this wonder

/me would like to point out that they already knew about this and am, um, miffed that all the credit is going elsewhere

/me is overlooked and, um, sad

/me comments that the fact that the red is unquotable is pretty interesting

Those are some REEAAAAL good points but I'LL STILL FIGHT YOU KIEROS

Edit: HOT DAMN, HAVING SO MANY TABS OPEN MAKES ME MISS SEVERAL CONVERSATIONS IN THINKING THAT THE ONE I POSTED ON WAS THE MOST UP TO DATE ONE

/me hugs AND THEN PUNCHES KIEROS and then hugs again

Points are too pointy; collect more for better quests.

More points? Let's go up to a heptagon then.

Then we can tile hyperbolic space.

So, are we supposed to draw on the projector screen?

Which option involves fewer planes?

Man, the PowerPoint guy sure came in prepared for ANY contingency

I'M the IT guy, but higher-ups DEMANDED that I forfeit all the passwords because they "don't think its very secure" and then they changed them all, so now I can't do anything.

I do a lot of cleaning though, I fucking HATE dust

I HATE IT

Good thing I have my laser pointer!

We are allowed to laser point at the screen, right? I mean, that's just standard procedure.

/me points laser pointer at screen

oh shoot now the screen has a hole in it

DS considers pointing a laser cannon at the screen, but that is a bad idea, and he should feel bad for thinking it.
He does say 'No' though.

Yea sorry this laser pointer seems to be a little too powerful


...ok why is our projector screen made out of paper

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Oof, sorry about that. Workspike.

Hate to burst your business bubble, but this universe is a goner. Reality is Totally Voided. The offer on the table was something along the lines of popping all you out of this universe and into the new one, but we never finished the specifics. I can probably still do something from in here, but I'm gonna need a serious talking with whoever's knifing people.

Re: Para apparating: I think that's his own doing. He'll come back sooner or later. If he'd died N1 again I'd imagine we'd have a very loud and angry ghost flitting about.

>>Ix: Interrogate the Will Smith portrait

End of day might be delayed a bit due to my terrible sleep schedule.

Then again, it's not like I'm likely to have a lynch to write up.

Lynch: The Knife.

Lynch: The Knife.

Oh Hey There's A Vote To Add

Wheat - 2 (OrangeAipom, Wheat)
Not The Author - 1 (a52)
No Lynch - 1 (qwerx3)
The Knife - 2 (Robust Laser, earthexe)

With 17 alive and present, it takes 9 to lynch and 5 to soft-lynch.
Deadline is Sunday, October 9 at 8 PM Mountain Time, unless I don't feel like it.

Okay, deadline's passed, but I'm still pretty drained from the last couple nights of sleeping badly. Don't quite feel up to making a dayend right now, even without a lynch.

I'll take another shot at this at midnight, which is about three hours and 45 minutes from now. People can feel free to keep posting and voting until then, though I don't expect a lot of activity.

everyone continues their hijinks whilst you are deep in thought about who could have done this dastardly act

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queued command: Interrogate the Will Smith portrait