Sheep: Sheep!

hey, doin' better than I thought I might

11. What is the worst pokemon?

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Luvdisc (2): Dragon Fogel, RobustLaser

Bug Catchers:
Pikachu: Agen
Undertale: Justice Watch
Bidoof: LordlyHour
Jynx: Almond
Bulbasaur: Bigro
Magikarp: Sinking Sailor
Lucario: Kieros
Garbador: Reyweld
Trubbish: Gatr
Vanilluxe: Mehgamehn
Anything after gen 4: a52

Scores:

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RobustLaser: 28 (26 + 2)
Reyweld: 24 (23 + 1)
TangledAlmond: 22 (21 + 1)
Gatr: 21 (20 + 1)
LordlyHour: 20 (19 + 1)
Mehgamehn: 18 (17 + 1)
Bigro: 18 (17 + 1)
Dragon Fogel: 17 (15 + 2)
SinkingSailor: 16 (15 + 1)
Justice Watch: 15 (14 + 1)
Agen: 14 (13 + 1)
Kieros: 14 (13 + 1)
a52: 11 (10 + 1)

12. What is the best Mario spinoff game?

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Mario Party (3): Sinking Sailor, Kieros, Mehgamehn
Paper Mario Thousand Year Door (2): Lordlyhour, Dragon Fogel
Mario Kart (2): Bigro, Gatr
Mario Tennis (1): Reyweld, a52

Stomped Goombas:
Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga: Agen
Undertale: Justice Watch
Super Mario Sunshine: TangledAlmond
Mario Golf GBA: RobustLaser

Scores:

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RobustLaser: 29 (28 + 1)
Reyweld: 25 (24 + 1)
TangledAlmond: 23 (22 + 1)
Gatr: 23 (21 + 2)
LordlyHour: 22 (20 + 2)
Mehgamehn: 21 (18 + 3)
Bigro: 20 (18 + 2)
Dragon Fogel: 19 (17 + 2)
SinkingSailor: 19 (16 + 3)
Kieros: 17 (14 + 3)
Justice Watch: 16 (15 + 1)
Agen: 15 (14 + 1)
a52: 12 (11 + 1)

FINAL QUESTION: What is the gayest video game?

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Undertale (4): Justice Watch, Dragon Fogel, TangledAlmond, Mehgamehn
Overwatch (2): RobustLaser, Reyweld

Maybe you should have payed attention to Justice Watch's strategy:
Bastion: Agen
Muscle March: LordlyHour
Night in the Woods: Bigro
Sonic 06: SinkingSailor
Pokemon Moon: Kieros
Bastard Bonds: Gatr
Dream Daddy: a52

Which means our winner is...

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RobustLaser, with 31 points!

Final scores:

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RobustLaser: 31 (29 + 2)
Reyweld: 27 (25 + 2)
TangledAlmond: 27 (23 + 4)
Mehgamehn: 25 (21 + 4)
Gatr: 24 (23 + 1)
LordlyHour: 23 (22 + 1)
Dragon Fogel: 23 (19 + 4)
Bigro: 21 (20 + 1)
SinkingSailor: 20 (19 + 1)
Justice Watch: 20 (16 + 4)
Kieros: 18 (17 + 1)
Agen: 16 (15 + 1)
a52: 13 (12 + 1)

Thank you all for playing in this... atypical round of sheep. I'm fairly certain that this is probably one of the lowest scoring games we've had, but it was interesting to see everyone's different answers on these questions.

Still the sheepchamp.


also look at some of those bad bad pokemon answers


Also also, I knew Mario Golf GBA wouldn't be a sheep answer but it's THE TRUTH, DANGIT.

What is this, I was only eight points behind first place, that's ridiculous. I should be way further behind than that.

i have to thank a52 both for hosting this and also introducing me to dream daddy.

i still think bastard bonds is gayer but this is nice.

It's like I'm psychic...

Also

Anything after gen 4: a52

BAD

I don't really know how I managed fourth, feel like I missed quite a bunch.

Anyway, thanks for the game a52, I never get to be a sheeple so I appreciate this side of it.

"undertale is the gayest" - lots of people

welp time to reference undertale and anger everyone

good game yall

I'm really surprised Mario Sunshine wasn't the sheep answer; isn't that the game no one can stop talking about how good it is? Not even just that it wasn't the sheep answer, but that NO ONE else said it...

People generally consider Sunshine to be part of the main series, and the question was about spinoffs.

I mean, I guess you can argue that between the 3D exploration games and the 2D platforming games, it's not clear what the "main series" is at this point, but at the time Sunshine was released it was pretty clearly a follow-up to Mario 64.

Thousand Year Door was the genuinely correct answer and I didn't even think of it, Party and Karty seemed like locks.

oi lost

i have no regrets