Single word stories
12-21-2017, 09:07 PM
Tomfoolery.
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Single word stories
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RE: Single word stories
12-21-2017, 09:23 PM
Once upon a time, there was a word named Ben. Despite Ben's best efforts, he was not able to attract a mate, and lived his life totally alone. What a sad, lonely word he was! (If you're wondering what word, it's none of your business. Don't be nosy!) Anyway, one day he died suddenly by banging one of his vowels too hard against a coffee table. This brought his story to an absurd but anticlimactic end.
RE: Single word stories
12-21-2017, 09:37 PM
Schadenfreude.
Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
RE: Single word stories
12-21-2017, 11:03 PM
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RE: Single word stories
12-21-2017, 11:40 PM
slunch
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
RE: Single word stories
12-22-2017, 12:33 AM
(12-21-2017, 09:23 PM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »Once upon a time, there was a word named Ben. Despite Ben's best efforts, he was not able to attract a mate, and lived his life totally alone. What a sad, lonely word he was! (If you're wondering what word, it's none of your business. Don't be nosy!) Anyway, one day he died suddenly by banging one of his vowels too hard against a coffee table. This brought his story to an absurd but anticlimactic end. Banned!
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RE: Single word stories
12-22-2017, 01:10 AM
Humbug.
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
RE: Single word stories
12-25-2017, 05:24 AM
Procrastination
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