Grand Battle High

Originally posted on MSPA by Godbot.

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> You are Sir Cedric, and you're getting ready for the big game against Otaku Melee High.

> You are Gannet, and you're hanging out in the infirmary to get out of going to class.

> Be the drama club.

Originally posted on MSPA by Agent1022.

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>You are Ashley and Ashley, and you are standing in front of the bathrooms while the DECISION MAKING MUSIC plays.

Originally posted on MSPA by Ixcalibur.

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Oh hey I can suggest my own characters as well:

> You are Aph and you have just met this guy oh my god you think he is the love of your life!

> You are Thatix and the Council of Popular Kids is planning to kill you again.

> You are Kaja and you are the fucking best at Chemistry for serious.

Originally posted on MSPA by Schazer.

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> You are Sir Cedric, and you're getting ready for the big game against Minigrand High.

Be the Minigrand High Cheerleader's Squad/the Sparkklechix.

Tormentor: Be whipping those poor bastards (Cedric, Aegis, Huebert, Sirius, Kargrek, Martin). You've got a game to win this week!

Or be Fiorella in Home Economics, having a spot of difficulty with the resident Mannikin. Bitch about things with your BFF Eureka, who also takes the class.

Originally posted on MSPA by MrGuy.

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> You are Quantos Xodarap and you are being the cleverest kid in this whole school.

Seconded. Alternatively:

> You are everyone that was suggested, all at once, because you are The Convolution.

Originally posted on MSPA by Solaris.

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>You are now Norman Randall Pollet and you are about to have tomatoes, and various small students thrown at you for preaching at school

Originally posted on MSPA by ch00_bakka.

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>You are now Eximo Pulvis, and you are sitting in the janitors closet.

Originally posted on MSPA by MalkyTop.

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> You are Quantos Xodarap and you are being the cleverest kid in this whole school.

>You are Parsley Krose, and you're in detention because you keep insisting this entire school is an elaborate illusion created by a demon and therefore you don't have to do your homework.

Indeed you are.

You are entirely convinced that you must escape from this hellhole. This illusion won't dispel itself, and it's not like anybody else'll do it any time soon. It's so obviously an illusion. Seriously, what kind of school has detention during class time? But you need to get out without alerting the demon.



You're fairly certain that some of the other 'detentionees' could help you out here. You don't know much about them, but you saw three new ones get marched in here just now. The one who has been here longer than you have keeps muttering about his confiscated suit or something. And you're fairly certain there are others. Maybe if you could send a message, or some sort of signal, they could help you sneak out.



Of course, there's the dungeon master to worry about. The Observer, he's called. And you don't want to test out just how accurate his name is. This will require extremely subtle finesse.

Originally posted on MSPA by MrGuy.

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Turn the floor beneath you into bread, then slowwwwly eat your way out of the room.

Originally posted on MSPA by Solaris.

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>Turn the Observer into bread, there is no possible way he will notice that.

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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>Start making rolls out of thin air to use as ammunition if things get desperate.

Originally posted on MSPA by Ixcalibur.

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>Team up with the other 'detentionees'. They may not know or understand what is going on but surely they want out of this 'detention' as well.

Originally posted on MSPA by Godbot.

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> Dive out the window. Nobody expects the window.

Originally posted on MSPA by snoomanwaff.

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> Dive out the window. Nobody expects the window.

Observer> Expect the window, replace it sheet metal just before he dives out of it.

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

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Of course, there's the dungeon master to worry about.

the dungeon master

Roll for initiative.