Re: Man-man
07-23-2011, 12:15 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by TobiasMoon.
Renegade
Renegade
Man-man
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Re: Man-man
07-23-2011, 12:54 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Not The Author.
Satan. Nope, no gimmicks here, you're just straight-up The Devil, Ruler of the Damned. You like to beat the shit out of Old Ones on the weekends, remind them who's boss around here.
Re: Man-man
07-23-2011, 01:06 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
>You're The King. You've got a castle and everything. But you don't stay in there much, and you don't or wear a crown or any of that regalia because you have crime to be fighting. Regardless of what that stupid minister of yours says.
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
Re: Man-man
07-26-2011, 10:20 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.
>You're The King. You've got a castle and everything. But you don't stay in there much, and you don't wear a crown or any of that regalia because you have crime to be fighting. ![]() Darn straight. You know what they say about crime - it's not just gonna stop itself. I'm not entirely sure who they are, but they've definitely got the right idea. ![]() And do you know why I'm a king? ![]() Because my dad was, moron. > Regardless of what that stupid minister of yours says. ![]() Man, that minister is in serious need of some attitude adjustment. Why the hell did my dad appoint him, anyway? Sure, he's competent, and he knows his way around taxes, and he's good in bed, but the guy's a jerk. I just leave him to run the kingdom whenever I'm out fighting crime, because he's lame like that. ![]() ...aaaaaaaaaand I've forgotten what I was doing here. Must have been important, though. I wouldn't just come out here and beat up a bunch of winged guardians for nothing. [img]images/smilies/whatwillyoudo.gif[/img] ==> ![]() ![]()
Re: Man-man
07-27-2011, 12:17 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Ouroboros.
> That one guy who always hangs around in the antechamber told you to fetch him 10 [Winged Guardian Feathers] for a cape he was making. > Wait no, that's stupid. Obviously you're trying to collect taxes from the person they're guarding. Smug bastard never pays his taxes on time unless you march into his house in person.
Re: Man-man
07-27-2011, 12:53 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
>Something about two unknown intruders suddenly appearing. You're supposed to find out what they're doing here.
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
Re: Man-man
07-27-2011, 10:46 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by SonicLover.
>Remove the wings from one of the guardians and use them as your own
Re: Man-man
07-28-2011, 08:30 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.
> That one guy who always hangs around in the antechamber told you to fetch him 10 [Winged Guardian Feathers] for a cape he was making. ![]() Look, this is one Winged Guardian feather. I'd only need to kill one of these guys to get 10 of them. Why the hell would I kill so many just for that? ![]() Because killing things is fun, of course! I think that's enough of a reason. > Something about two unknown intruders suddenly appearing. You're supposed to find out what they're doing here. ![]() Ooooooo, right. I almost forgot about that. Less than an hour ago, a portal of some sort opened up and deposited two people into this dimension. They were dropped off pretty close to the castle, so I went out to find them. I came over here first because I like to batch my trips. ![]() It's not like it was much of a detour anyway. ![]() "...wasn't this door open earlier?" "Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was." "There must be someone living in there then. Should I just knock?" "What? Why?" "Well, there's no doorbell." "No, I mean, why do you want to get inside? I thought we were going to leave it alone because it could only cause complications." ![]() "I think this is the first time my castle's ever been picked as a honeymoon spot." "For example." [img]images/smilies/whatwillyoudo.gif[/img] ==> ![]() ![]()
Re: Man-man
07-28-2011, 08:59 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Newlemming.
> Man-man: Interrogate this guy.
Re: Man-man
07-28-2011, 09:49 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by FIDUSPAWN.
>Man-man: Ask if he friend or foe?
Re: Man-man
07-28-2011, 11:23 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
>Obviously this has to lead to a battle before you actually think to compare notes. I mean, come on, that's how these things always work out.
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
Re: Man-man
08-01-2011, 06:20 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Oven.
>Discuss each others weaknesses in light-hearted chatter.
Re: Man-man
08-02-2011, 06:52 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by GrayGriffin.
Spider: Defuse tension with adorable antics.
Re: Man-man
08-03-2011, 03:01 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.
> Obviously this has to lead to a battle before you actually think to compare notes. I mean, come on, that's how these things always work out. ![]() "You got a problem with that?" "No, but I'm about to have one." "Wait, honeymoon spot?" ![]() "Oh, you're just asking for trouble now." "You have no idea what you're getting into, buddy." "This is a big mistake, we're not honeymooning here." ![]() "You want to take this outside, punk?" "We're already outside, you moron!" "Why is nobody listening to me!?" > Spider: Defuse tension with adorable antics. ![]() "SCREEEEEEEE!" "Son of a bitch!" ![]() "Oh, my bad. If I'd known a giant spider could take you down I'd have warned you about it!" "Get this thing off of me before I fry it! "Here spider! Here boy!" ![]() "Wait a minute. Did you say you weren't honeymooners?" "So you finally decided to start listening to me, did you?" ![]() "Well, in that case, did you know I'm royalty?" "Ew." "YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE, PUNK!?" ==> ![]() ![]()
Re: Man-man
08-03-2011, 03:04 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Anomaly.
Wait a minute, you are outside!
Re: Man-man
08-03-2011, 03:09 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
Anomaly Wrote:Wait a minute, you are outside!Better take it inside, then!
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
Re: Man-man
08-03-2011, 03:11 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by FIDUSPAWN.
>Recruit him since you can used connections from royalty.
Re: Man-man
08-03-2011, 03:35 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Chwoka.
One of these days -- Bang! Zoom! To the Moon!
Re: Man-man
08-06-2011, 02:53 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by GigaX.
+1 reader. =p Spider: Be a Metroid in disguise.
Re: Man-man
08-07-2011, 01:23 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Newlemming.
> Cool Chick: Abjure the hell out of this creeper > Man-man: Want to fight now more than ever > King: Creeeep
Re: Man-man
08-08-2011, 09:09 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.
> Better take it inside, then! ![]() "What the heck are you doing out here?" "They--" "Come inside, I need to call an emergency meeting." "But--" "Hurry up, it's important!" "I--" ![]() "I hate it when he does that." ![]() "Are you sure it's wise to let these...foreigners into your private study?" "I know what I'm doing, Jafar." "That's not my name." "Oh, of course, Zig-Zag." "That's...not it either." "Whoops, my bad, Valorum." "Oh, for the love of..." "Or was it Fenring? I'm just so bad at this!" "My name is CLARK, for god's sake!" "Were you a vice president, perhaps?" "This is payback for earlier, isn't it." "Why, whatever do you mean, Ocelot?" "I hate it when you do this." ![]() "Anyway, here's all the paperwork you need to go through that's come up since you last left." "No way that's all paperwork. I bet it's my fanmail. That small bag over there is the paperwork, isn't it?" ![]() "No, that small bag over there is your hatemail." "Some people just have weird ways of expressing their awe, I guess." ![]() "Sir, I've finished the chores you asked me to do. May I have lunch now?" ![]() "Oh." ![]() "Who the hell is this urchin and why is he in my castle?" ![]() "You...you killed my parents, sir." ![]() "...ah." ![]() ![]() "Sorry about that." ![]() [img]images/smilies/whatwillyoudo.gif[/img] ==> ![]() ![]()
Re: Man-man
08-08-2011, 09:14 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Agent1022.
>Get urchin to open hatemail. Stand well back. ---- So very British / But then again | People are machines Machines are people | Oh hai there | There's no time ---- Superhero 1920s noir | Multigenre Half-Life | Changing the future | Command line interface Tu ventire felix? | Clockwork for eternity | Explosions in spacetime
Re: Man-man
08-08-2011, 12:26 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
Man-Man: Comment that this guy doesn't seem to be a very good king.
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse |
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