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Man-man - Pick Yer Poison - 06-19-2011
![[Image: mm0.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/49317071/Man-man/mm0.png)
You are MAN-MAN. Three months ago, through a series of bizarre events which will not be recounted at this time, you were bitten by a RADIOACTIVE HUMAN. This may or may not have given you SUPERPOWERS, but it certainly gave you the confidence to FIGHT CRIME.
![[Image: mm1.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/49317071/Man-man/mm1.png)
Unfortunately, you are currently being forced to endure one of the most exquisite forms of torture known to man: a field trip to the ART MUSEUM.
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THE SECRET ORIGIN OF MAN-MAN, THE MSPAFA
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Fanart:
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![[Image: ManBurger.jpg]](https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/Dairun/ManBurger.jpg)
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![[Image: manfiction.png]](https://i778.photobucket.com/albums/yy62/hermitcat/manfiction.png)
![[Image: hshs02.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/38844678/scraps/hshs02.png)
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Re: Man-man - Woffles - 06-19-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by Wojjan.
> Retrieve radioactive arms from rococo.
Re: Man-man - OTTO - 06-19-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by DairunCates.
Check art for clues to SECRET UNDERGROUND CRIME! with your super detailed man sense.
Re: Man-man - OTTO - 06-19-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by TimeothyHour.
>Murderous Rampage
Re: Man-man - OTTO - 06-19-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by Gimeurcookie.
> Hope for art thieves to burst in.
Re: Man-man - Whimbrel - 06-19-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by Whimbrel.
>Sloppy makeouts.
Re: Man-man - OTTO - 06-19-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by FIDUSPAWN.
>Destroy the ART MUSEUM since it not manly enough for your taste.
Re: Man-man - Pick Yer Poison - 06-19-2011
Check art for clues to SECRET UNDERGROUND CRIME! with your super detailed man sense.
![[Image: mm2.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/49317071/Man-man/mm2.png)
Your MAN-SENSE tells you that this art is VERY BORING. If you had a scanner you would probably declare its boredom level to be OVER 9000. Anyone who wanted this art would have to be EXTREMELY LAME.
> Hope for art thieves to burst in.
![[Image: mm3.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/49317071/Man-man/mm3.png)
"Hit the deck, scrubs, I've got a gun! Boys, bag those paintings!"
You consider letting them just take the stupid art so that this field trip will never have to happen again, but you just can't do it in good conscience. You're a superhero, after all. Not that the fact that there are eight other art museums in town that the school could choose from for a field trip didn't play a part.
"Halt!"
![[Image: mm4.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/49317071/Man-man/mm4.png)
"I am Man-man, and I stand for JUSTICE!"
Re: Man-man - OTTO - 06-19-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by Gimeurcookie.
> Stomp the floor to make a small earthquake.
Re: Man-man - OTTO - 06-19-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by DairunCates.
Get shot. Lie down, writhing in pain... for JUSTICE!
Re: Man-man - Whimbrel - 06-19-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by Whimbrel.
Sloppy makeouts with the thieves.
Re: Man-man - Pick Yer Poison - 06-19-2011
> Stomp the floor to make a small earthquake.
![[Image: mm5.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/49317071/Man-man/mm5.png)
You don't think you can do that. You only have the proportional strength of a man!
> Get shot. Lie down, writhing in pain... for JUSTICE!
![[Image: mm6.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/49317071/Man-man/mm6.png)
That...sounds like a terrible idea.
> Sloppy makeouts with the thieves.
![[Image: mm7.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/49317071/Man-man/mm7.png)
...
Re: Man-man - Anomaly - 06-19-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by Anomaly.
Challenge them to a DANCE-OFF.
Even if they refuse, you should still dance. It might throw them off.
Re: Man-man - OTTO - 06-19-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by piester.
>Use your CIVILIZED SPECIES POWERS to stop the thieves.
Re: Man-man - OTTO - 06-19-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by Pharmacy.
>Use your overwhelming averageness to beat the criminal scum to submission.
Re: Man-man - Whimbrel - 06-19-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by Whimbrel.
JUSTICE KICK TO THE FACE!
Re: Man-man - OTTO - 06-19-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by Teddy.
> Man-handle the thief and proceed to Manscape him before forming a sexy, sexy Manwich.
Re: Man-man - OTTO - 06-19-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by TimeothyHour.
>ACCELERANDO SLASH
Re: Man-man - OTTO - 06-19-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by Protractor Ninja.
Perform an incredibly average FALCON PUNCH upon the closest thief.
Re: Man-man - OTTO - 06-19-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by Fakeimposter.
Irradiate them with your radioactive powers!
Re: Man-man - OTTO - 06-19-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by Gimeurcookie.
> reach over and just...take....a.....gun.
Re: Man-man - Pick Yer Poison - 06-20-2011
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> Challenge them to a DANCE-OFF.
![[Image: mm8.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/49317071/Man-man/mm8.png)
"I challenge you...to a DANCE-OFF!"
"Ha! You don't know who you're dealing with, punk. We're the trio of dancing thieves known as--"
![[Image: mm9.gif]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/49317071/Man-man/mm9.gif)
Man-man, manly man
Does whatever a man can
Jumps about as high as you
Runs about as fast as you
Look out, here comes the Man-man!
Is he strong? He's not weak
He works out three days a week
Does he get all the chicks
Well he's only been dumped by six
Hey there, there goes the Man-man!
OK, so when it comes to dance-offs, that one won't be winning any medals. But at least it was interesting.
![[Image: mm10.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/49317071/Man-man/mm10.png)
Unlike this field trip.
Re: Man-man - Whimbrel - 06-20-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by Whimbrel.
Level up?
Make out with your HUD.
Re: Man-man - Anomaly - 06-20-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by Anomaly.
Go trip the fire alarm. That's the quickest way out of this place!
Re: Man-man - OTTO - 06-20-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by Grug.
> Bask in the praise of museum security.