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**OTTO** · 07-23-2011, 12:15 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by TobiasMoon.

Renegade

Not The Author · 07-23-2011, 12:54 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Not The Author.

Satan.

Nope, no gimmicks here, you're just straight-up The Devil, Ruler of the Damned. You like to beat the shit out of Old Ones on the weekends, remind them who's boss around here.

Dragon Fogel · 07-23-2011, 01:06 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

>You're The King. You've got a castle and everything.

But you don't stay in there much, and you don't or wear a crown or any of that regalia because you have crime to be fighting. Regardless of what that stupid minister of yours says.

Pick Yer Poison · 07-26-2011, 10:20 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

>You're The King. You've got a castle and everything. But you don't stay in there much, and you don't wear a crown or any of that regalia because you have crime to be fighting.

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Darn straight. You know what they say about crime - it's not just gonna stop itself. I'm not entirely sure who they are, but they've definitely got the right idea.

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And do you know why I'm a king?

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Because my dad was, moron.

> Regardless of what that stupid minister of yours says.

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Man, that minister is in serious need of some attitude adjustment. Why the hell did my dad appoint him, anyway? Sure, he's competent, and he knows his way around taxes, and he's good in bed, but the guy's a jerk. I just leave him to run the kingdom whenever I'm out fighting crime, because he's lame like that.

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...aaaaaaaaaand I've forgotten what I was doing here. Must have been important, though. I wouldn't just come out here and beat up a bunch of winged guardians for nothing.

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**OTTO** · 07-27-2011, 12:17 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Ouroboros.

> That one guy who always hangs around in the antechamber told you to fetch him 10 [Winged Guardian Feathers] for a cape he was making.

> Wait no, that's stupid. Obviously you're trying to collect taxes from the person they're guarding. Smug bastard never pays his taxes on time unless you march into his house in person.

Dragon Fogel · 07-27-2011, 12:53 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

>Something about two unknown intruders suddenly appearing. You're supposed to find out what they're doing here.

**OTTO** · 07-27-2011, 10:46 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by SonicLover.

>Remove the wings from one of the guardians and use them as your own

Pick Yer Poison · 07-28-2011, 08:30 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

> That one guy who always hangs around in the antechamber told you to fetch him 10 [Winged Guardian Feathers] for a cape he was making.

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Look, this is one Winged Guardian feather. I'd only need to kill one of these guys to get 10 of them. Why the hell would I kill so many just for that?

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Because killing things is fun, of course! I think that's enough of a reason.

> Something about two unknown intruders suddenly appearing. You're supposed to find out what they're doing here.

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Ooooooo, right. I almost forgot about that. Less than an hour ago, a portal of some sort opened up and deposited two people into this dimension. They were dropped off pretty close to the castle, so I went out to find them. I came over here first because I like to batch my trips.

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It's not like it was much of a detour anyway.

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"...wasn't this door open earlier?"

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was."

"There must be someone living in there then. Should I just knock?"

"What? Why?"

"Well, there's no doorbell."

"No, I mean, why do you want to get inside? I thought we were going to leave it alone because it could only cause complications."

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"I think this is the first time my castle's ever been picked as a honeymoon spot."

"For example."

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**OTTO** · 07-28-2011, 08:59 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Newlemming.

> Man-man: Interrogate this guy.

**OTTO** · 07-28-2011, 09:49 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by FIDUSPAWN.

>Man-man: Ask if he friend or foe?

Dragon Fogel · 07-28-2011, 11:23 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

>Obviously this has to lead to a battle before you actually think to compare notes. I mean, come on, that's how these things always work out.

**OTTO** · 08-01-2011, 06:20 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Oven.

>Discuss each others weaknesses in light-hearted chatter.

**OTTO** · 08-02-2011, 06:52 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by GrayGriffin.

Spider: Defuse tension with adorable antics.

Pick Yer Poison · 08-03-2011, 03:01 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

> Obviously this has to lead to a battle before you actually think to compare notes. I mean, come on, that's how these things always work out.

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"You got a problem with that?"

"No, but I'm about to have one."

"Wait, honeymoon spot?"

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"Oh, you're just asking for trouble now."

"You have no idea what you're getting into, buddy."

"This is a big mistake, we're not honeymooning here."

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"You want to take this outside, punk?"

"We're already outside, you moron!"

"Why is nobody listening to me!?"

> Spider: Defuse tension with adorable antics.

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"SCREEEEEEEE!"

"Son of a bitch!"

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"Oh, my bad. If I'd known a giant spider could take you down I'd have warned you about it!"

"Get this thing off of me before I fry it!

"Here spider! Here boy!"

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"Wait a minute. Did you say you weren't honeymooners?"

"So you finally decided to start listening to me, did you?"

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"Well, in that case, did you know I'm royalty?"

"Ew."

"YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE, PUNK!?"

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Anomaly · 08-03-2011, 03:04 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Anomaly.

Wait a minute, you are outside!

Dragon Fogel · 08-03-2011, 03:09 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

Anomaly Wrote:Wait a minute, you are outside!

Better take it inside, then!

**OTTO** · 08-03-2011, 03:11 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by FIDUSPAWN.

>Recruit him since you can used connections from royalty.

**OTTO** · 08-03-2011, 03:35 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Chwoka.

One of these days -- Bang! Zoom! To the Moon!

**OTTO** · 08-05-2011, 01:22 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Oven.

>take it underground

**OTTO** · 08-06-2011, 02:53 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by GigaX.

+1 reader. =p

Spider: Be a Metroid in disguise.

**OTTO** · 08-07-2011, 11:29 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by imadaman.

>Take it inside

**OTTO** · 08-07-2011, 01:23 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Newlemming.

> Cool Chick: Abjure the hell out of this creeper
> Man-man: Want to fight now more than ever
> King: Creeeep

Pick Yer Poison · 08-08-2011, 09:09 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

> Better take it inside, then!

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"What the heck are you doing out here?"

"They--"

"Come inside, I need to call an emergency meeting."

"But--"

"Hurry up, it's important!"

"I--"

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"I hate it when he does that."

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"Are you sure it's wise to let these...foreigners into your private study?"

"I know what I'm doing, Jafar."

"That's not my name."

"Oh, of course, Zig-Zag."

"That's...not it either."

"Whoops, my bad, Valorum."

"Oh, for the love of..."

"Or was it Fenring? I'm just so bad at this!"

"My name is CLARK, for god's sake!"

"Were you a vice president, perhaps?"

"This is payback for earlier, isn't it."

"Why, whatever do you mean, Ocelot?"

"I hate it when you do this."

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"Anyway, here's all the paperwork you need to go through that's come up since you last left."

"No way that's all paperwork. I bet it's my fanmail. That small bag over there is the paperwork, isn't it?"

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