Post making contest 6.0

Post making contest 6.0
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I place a Hex of Bodacious Liquids and a Curse of the Magi on the next poster: their head will grow to a freakishly bloated state unable to wear cool hats. May their urine be purple until their dying days as they wallow in freakish misery at the size of their head.

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I place a DAMN CURSE of the HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS OF SORROW on the next poster: may they live beyond the typical lifespan of a human, living through the deaths of every friend, family member, and acquaintance until you die of dehydration.

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I also place a Damn Curse of Blithering Idiocracy on the next poster: may your IQ drop every time you say "literally" or "omg" or "lol" aloud by 1 point! You will die in a stupid way! Ha!

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Curse of Damn Storms: Hits next poster. Devestates their vessels and vassals, dealing 100-1200 damage each over 3 days and causing lots of property damage in an area of affect.

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I cast CURSE OF DAMN STORMS!
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(02-16-2018, 03:26 AM)kilozombie Wrote: »A cur sed
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(02-16-2018, 03:59 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »dang i really thought this thread was dead this time
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(02-16-2018, 05:25 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Did you try putting a curse on it to kill it, Ix?
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(02-16-2018, 05:27 AM)a52 Wrote: »
(02-16-2018, 03:59 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »dang i really thought this thread was dead this time

sadly its not
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(02-17-2018, 04:39 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »CURE: Introducing the damn-wow it cures this image pictograph
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(02-17-2018, 04:55 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »I place a Hex of Bodacious Liquids and a Curse of the Magi on the next poster: their head will grow to a freakishly bloated state unable to wear cool hats. May their urine be purple until their dying days as they wallow in freakish misery at the size of their head.

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(02-17-2018, 05:02 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »I place a DAMN CURSE of the HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS OF SORROW on the next poster: may they live beyond the typical lifespan of a human, living through the deaths of every friend, family member, and acquaintance until you die of dehydration.

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I also place a Damn Curse of Blithering Idiocracy on the next poster: may your IQ drop every time you say "literally" or "omg" or "lol" aloud by 1 point! You will die in a stupid way! Ha!

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This post passes rules 1, 2, 4, and 5
(02-17-2018, 05:04 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Curse of Damn Storms: Hits next poster. Devestates their vessels and vassals, dealing 100-1200 damage each over 3 days and causing lots of property damage in an area of affect.

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I cast CURSE OF DAMN STORMS!
This post passes rules 1, 2, and 5

(02-17-2018, 04:39 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »I place a damn Curse of the Thousand Unspoken Horrors on the next poster: may their eyes rot and fall out as thousands of deviant art demons spring out of their device's screen and do unspeakable things in the fleshy sphere.

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Quintuply cursed! This post passes all five rules!
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RE: Post making contest 6.0
THE RULES!
  1. Post must be cursed
  2. Post must be cursed
  3. Post must be cursed
  4. Post must be cursed
  5. Post must be cursed

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RE: Post making contest 6.0
I haven't come up with all my rules yet (and I have to go somewhere), but I have my theme. Feel free to queue up posts for judging, which I'll look at only after completeing my ruleset.
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Groche.

Groche movements you've got there.
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the postmaking contest was a mistake
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the mistake was a postmaking contest
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RE: Post making contest 6.0
(02-18-2018, 10:32 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »I haven't come up with all my rules yet (and I have to go somewhere), but I have my theme. Feel free to queue up posts for judging, which I'll look at only after completeing my ruleset.

Passes no rules.

(02-18-2018, 10:34 PM)kilozombie Wrote: »Groche.

Groche movements you've got there.

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(02-18-2018, 10:39 PM)kilozombie Wrote: »[Image: d51WNEb.png]

Passes no rules.

(02-18-2018, 10:45 PM)kilozombie Wrote: »[Image: U0dqTPG.png]

Passes no rules.

(02-18-2018, 11:26 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »[Image: nktf.png]

Passes no rules.

(02-19-2018, 12:33 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Fact Seagull g0m

Passes no rules.

(02-19-2018, 06:06 AM)a52 Wrote: »the postmaking contest was a mistake

True, but passes no rules.

(02-19-2018, 10:17 AM)kilozombie Wrote: »the mistake was a postmaking contest

Passes no rules.
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Wait, I didn't even notice that SeaWyrm already posted that. I must be more out-of-it than I thought.
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(02-20-2018, 01:00 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Wait, I didn't even notice that SeaWyrm already posted that. I must be more out-of-it than I thought.

Well, we don't know yet whether the rules are time-dependent or not, so it's still useful.
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(02-19-2018, 05:38 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »

Passes rule 5.

(02-19-2018, 05:52 PM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »Passes no rules.

Passes no rules.

(02-19-2018, 05:52 PM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Passes no rules.

(02-19-2018, 05:53 PM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »[Image: avatar_737.png?dateline=1514334681]

Passes no rules.

(02-20-2018, 12:59 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Passes no rules.

(02-20-2018, 01:00 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Wait, I didn't even notice that SeaWyrm already posted that. I must be more out-of-it than I thought.

Passes no rules.

(02-20-2018, 01:01 AM)a52 Wrote: »
(02-20-2018, 01:00 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Wait, I didn't even notice that SeaWyrm already posted that. I must be more out-of-it than I thought.

Well, we don't know yet whether the rules are time-dependent or not, so it's still useful.

Passes no rules.

(02-20-2018, 01:23 AM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

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(02-20-2018, 01:24 AM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
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