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RE: Post making contest 6.0
01-12-2018, 05:22 AM
I think at this point I'm more confused by the posts than by the rules.
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RE: Post making contest 6.0
01-12-2018, 05:35 AM
(01-12-2018, 02:12 AM)kilozombie Wrote: »Curse
Curse
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The
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The
The
The Passes rule 5
(01-12-2018, 02:17 AM)kilozombie Wrote: » Passes no rules!
(01-12-2018, 02:24 AM)kilozombie Wrote: » I'm about to hug this adorable glitchy monster, and this post passes rules 1, 2, 3, and 5.
(01-12-2018, 02:29 AM)kilozombie Wrote: » Passes rules 1, 2, and 5.
(01-12-2018, 02:31 AM)kilozombie Wrote: » Passes rules 1, 3, and 5.
(01-12-2018, 02:32 AM)kilozombie Wrote: »Check out this curse.
Check out this curse.
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Check out this curse. Passes rule 5.
(01-12-2018, 02:55 AM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »How do you cure a curse, anyway?
Passes rule 5.
(01-12-2018, 03:01 AM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »!@#$%^&*()_+~`-={}|[]\:";'<>?,./
Dragon Dragon This post passes no rules!
(01-12-2018, 04:48 AM)Wheat Wrote: »🐦 🐦 🐦 🐦 🐦 This post passes no rules!
(01-12-2018, 04:54 AM)a52 Wrote: »{square root of 2} This post passes no rules!
(01-12-2018, 05:03 AM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »01100011 01110101 01110010 01110011 01100101 This post very technically passes rule 5.
(01-12-2018, 05:03 AM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »Bugger Hex This post passes no rules!
(01-12-2018, 05:04 AM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »63 75 72 73 65 This post also very technically passes rule 5.
(01-12-2018, 05:07 AM)kilozombie Wrote: »4 8 15 16 23 42 This post passes no rules!
(01-12-2018, 05:22 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »I think at this point I'm more confused by the posts than by the rules. Me too. This post passes no rules.
A character on fire WOULDN'T say "I am cold."
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RE: Post making contest 6.0
01-12-2018, 05:43 AM
CURSED NUMBER AHEAD! WARNING: HIGHLY CURSED!
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RE: Post making contest 6.0
01-12-2018, 05:50 AM
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RE: Post making contest 6.0
01-12-2018, 05:57 AM
I place a curse on the 2774th post in this thread.
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RE: Post making contest 6.0
01-12-2018, 06:06 AM
(This post was last modified: 01-12-2018, 06:09 AM by kilozombie.)
a
╔══════════════════════════════════════════════
════════════̷̀҉͜╝Let me just start off by saying I am no authority on the matter of ducks and duck games.
Looking through the opening segment of Duck Game, its titular "Arcade", was a testament to its flaws while
introducing brand new players to the controls. It was a quacking curse on what could have been an absolutely
comical and fantastical introduction to something I adore and love-- the control scheme introduced when
the game is first booted up on a computer. It is fucking ▒▒▒horrendous.
Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack▒▒▒▒▒▒k.
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Check out this monster, Kieros. ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
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Check out this hex, Kieros. ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
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Check out these pests, Kieros. ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
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Check out this sorrow, Kieros. ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
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Check out this wrath, Kieros. ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
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Check out this misery, Kieros. ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
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Check out this curse. ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
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Check out this curse. ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
Check out this immobile, innocent monster.
What are you about to do to it, Kieros?
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RE: Post making contest 6.0
01-12-2018, 12:00 PM
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RE: Post making contest 6.00000
01-12-2018, 12:20 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-12-2018, 12:20 PM by Reyweld.)
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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: »i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread (06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass (11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: »reach for the stars
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RE: Post making contest 6.00000
01-12-2018, 05:10 PM
(01-12-2018, 05:43 AM)a52 Wrote: »CURSED NUMBER AHEAD! WARNING: HIGHLY CURSED!
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FUCK YOU
This post passes rule 5
(01-12-2018, 05:50 AM)kilozombie Wrote: » This post passes rule 1
(01-12-2018, 05:57 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »I place a curse on the 2774th post in this thread. This post passes rules 2 and 5
(01-12-2018, 06:06 AM)kilozombie Wrote: »a
╔══════════════════════════════════════════════
════════════̷̀҉͜╝Let me just start off by saying I am no authority on the matter of ducks and duck games.
Looking through the opening segment of Duck Game, its titular "Arcade", was a testament to its flaws while
introducing brand new players to the controls. It was a quacking curse on what could have been an absolutely
comical and fantastical introduction to something I adore and love-- the control scheme introduced when
the game is first booted up on a computer. It is fucking ▒▒▒horrendous.
Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack▒▒▒▒▒▒k.
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
Check out this monster, Kieros. ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
Check out this hex, Kieros. ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
Check out these pests, Kieros. ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
Check out this sorrow, Kieros. ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
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Check out this wrath, Kieros. ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
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Check out this misery, Kieros. ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
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Check out this curse. ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
Check out this curse. ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
Check out this curse. ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
Check out this curse. ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
Check out this curse. ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
Check out this immobile, innocent monster.
What are you about to do to it, Kieros? This post passes rules 1 and 5
(01-12-2018, 12:00 PM)Myeth Wrote: » This post passes rule 3
(01-12-2018, 12:20 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Curse This post passes rule 5
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RE: Post making contest 6.0
01-12-2018, 08:35 PM
rule 1: say a swear (goddamn counts)
rule 2: works in an image with formatted text but not if the identical formatted text is on its own, but can also work in a text-only post. not sure exactly why this is.
adding words can fuck this up (perhaps the letters/consonants/vowels/syllables has to be a certain quantity) but the same text in the same formatting can fail this quality.
it's possible that special characters like the unicode fuckery and zalgotext i used to 'recreate' the 4-rule-passing image's text broke this number quality and/or whatever metric is being used
rule 3: 'cursed image' or perhaps more specifically having an entity that is cursed
rule 4: still no clue really, seems tough
rule 5: say the word 'curse'
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RE: Post making contest 6.0
01-12-2018, 08:36 PM
fucking curses
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RE: Post making contest 6.0
01-12-2018, 08:36 PM
fuckin curses
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RE: Post making contest 6.0
01-12-2018, 08:39 PM
fuckn curses
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RE: Post making contest 6.0
01-12-2018, 08:40 PM
also Dragon Fogel is probably correct and post #2,783 is cursed, i didn't see that, that's an interesting idea for rule #2 though it doesn't explain all the fuckery so far
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RE: Post making contest 6.0
01-12-2018, 08:41 PM
thishit post curse
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RE: Post making contest 6.0
01-12-2018, 08:43 PM
this post will pass rule #2 and is the only of its kind
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RE: Post making contest 6.0
01-12-2018, 08:43 PM
this post will pass rule #2 and is the only of its kind
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RE: Post making contest 6.0
01-12-2018, 08:51 PM
unique word: equilibrium
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RE: Post making contest 6.0
01-13-2018, 12:24 AM
If a post is the last post in this thread, I place a curse on it.
Otherwise, I place a curse on it if I also would place a curse on the post after it.
Merde.
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RE: Post making contest 6.0
01-13-2018, 12:26 AM
This post is only cursed if it does not pass rule #2.
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RE: Post making contest 6.0
01-13-2018, 12:27 AM
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01-13-2018, 12:28 AM
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RE: Post making contest 6.0
01-13-2018, 12:32 AM
(01-12-2018, 08:51 PM)kilozombie Wrote: »unique word: equilibrium
This post is cursed.
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