Post making contest 6.0

xxx if you wanna post a picture the horse then it there's no one unn xxx

This post passes rules 1, 2, 3, and 4.

xxx This post passes rules 1, 2, 3, and 4. xxx

This post passes rules 1, 2, and 3.

xxx if you wanna post a picture the horse then it there's no one unnnnn xxx

Assuming that still passes the middle rules, that should be a winning post I think.

xxx if you wanna post a picture the horse then it there's no one unnnnn xxx

This post passes rules 1, 2, 3, and 4.

Assuming that still passes the middle rules, that should be a winning post I think.

Not quite. This post passes rules 2 and 3.

oh come on, that was 3.11! that's close enough!

oh come on, that was 3.11! that's close enough!

I believe you have miscounted. This post passes rules 2 and 4.

xxx if you wanna post a picture the horse then it there's no one unnmnnn xxx

Yeah, I did. I forgot to increment the numerator as well as the denominator when I added new letters :/

This one should be really close though -- I got 3.15.

xxx if you wanna post a picture the horse then it there's no one unnmnnn xxx

This post passes every rule!

Yeah, I did. I forgot to increment the numerator as well as the denominator when I added new letters :/

This one should be really close though -- I got 3.15.

This post passes rule 2.

The Thanksgiving Rules

1. Turkey - Post must contain three exes. In bowling, a strike is recorded as an X and getting three strikes in a row is called a turkey.

2. Stuffing - Post must contain a dictionary word whose internal letters (all letters other than the first and last) are also a dictionary word.

3. Mashed Potatoes - Post must contain the letters in "potatoes" in some order such that none of the letters is adjacent to a letter that is adjacent to it in "potatoes."

4. Wild Rice - Any letters in "rice" must be replaceable by letters not in "rice" such that the words they appear in are dictionary words.

5. Pumpkin Pie - The ratio of total letters in the post to letters in the post which are found in "pumpkin" must as close to π as possible given a fixed total number of letters.

dear god. i don't think we would have ever gotten rules 2-4.

u did it!!!

dear god. i don't think we would have ever gotten rules 2-4.

Given that Kíeros successfully guessed the names of two out of three of them, I think you could have gotten there. And since you knew two and three were positive rules, and four was a negative rule, there's methods for that. Whittle down a positive rule pass until it stops passing, and whittle down a negative rule fail until is stops failing.

Yikes I am bad at ratios

Okay, I haven't heard otherwise, so have a new cursed ruleset.

This post, by the way, passes rule 5.

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Wwyw wyww, wy wwy wyy, wywwyw wywy 5.

cursed, you say?

woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy woomy

g0m, fremp
Welcome to the Space Consortium
This is a haiku

Wait, "Welcome to the Space Consortium" is too long.

I must have been thinking of "BUCKLE UP MOTHER FUCKERS".

g0m, fremp
BUCKLE UP MOTHER FUCKERS
Space Consortium

g0m, fremp
BUCKLE UP MOTHER FUCKERS
Space Consortium

xxx if you wanna post a picture the horse then it there's no one unnmnnn xxx

a good series of posts

i'm only interested in slither dog the world's most perfectly smooth dog

he can fit through the tiniest of cracks and he's very interested in stealing your lunch

slither dog's two main priorities:

• stealing your lunch
  
• reassembling all your communications into meaningless garbo

do not believe his lies

But I already ate lunch today.

you may have foiled him for one day but slither dog does not give up easily

I have the perfect plan.

This is my new meal schedule:

-breakfast
-brunch
-fremp
-afternoon snack
-dinner
-Breakfast 2: Break Faster

slither dog is thwarted this time. he slithers back to his lair but who knows what terrible schemes he may be concocting in there

perhaps even.... buying his own lunch??

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oh man time for lunch

oh no my lunch is missing. who could have perpetrated this awful crime?

Akumu are you responsible for the theft of my lunch?

Akumu are you responsible for the theft of my lunch?

I am no lunch thief!! This post passes no rules.

the mystery deepens...

coming soon

slither dog is a national treasure, even if he is a convicted felon

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