Pong Text Adventure!!!

You are the RIGHT PADDLE. You exist on a two-dimensional plane. Across from you is a NET, the LEFT PADDLE, and a BALL. The BALL is SLOWLY moving LEFT AND SLIGHTLY UP. What do you do?

Inventory:

Code:

P2 SCORE

Stats:

Code:

DIMENSIONS        - 2
VERTICAL MOVEMENT - 1

Alignment:

Code:

True Neutral

move down

be left

You move DOWN. You become the closest thing on your left - the NET. The LEFT PADDLE moves UP. The BALL is SLOWLY moving LEFT AND SLIGHTLY UP. What do you do?

Inventory:

Code:

P2 SCORE

Stats:

Code:

DIMENSIONS        - 2
OMNISCIENCE       - 4

Alignment:

Code:

Completely Passive

block it

Your alignment prevents you from even attempting to block the ball! The LEFT PADDLE moves UP. The BALL is SLOWLY moving LEFT AND SLIGHTLY UP. What do you do?

Inventory:

Code:

P2 SCORE

Stats:

Code:

DIMENSIONS        - 2
OMNISCIENCE       - 4

Alignment:

Code:

Completely Passive

Be the ball.

> Ball: actually have been rigged by Left Paddle to explode. Left Paddle wants to eliminate the competition.

wiggle!

Become the left paddle, move DOWN

>Spell out rude words and be generally immature.

allow the o to pass through you. its freedom of speech

>Input cheat codes.

>Be the boundary of the game.

>Flip one of your ls