Zoostuck 3

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give them on for an answer

In an act of defiance, you hand over your answer: "ON". Which is really a "NO" upside-down and...

THE MERGER IS ON.

Oh, dammit, that wasn't what you meant to do. How are you going to get out of this?

Combust

Well, if you're going down, you're taking Will Smith Corp with you. You begin setting yourself on fire as you are merged into the corporate overmind that you can't stand.

You are now said corporate overmind.

You hate yourself because you are assimilating a smaller corporation that hates you. Furthermore, you hate yourself because you spent way more money than you can justify in doing so. More than that, you hate yourself because you gave up your humanity to be a corporate entity.

You are also on fire. This will destroy you shortly, rebooting the entire universe back to the version you were originally from and negating every single event in the previous two adventures.

It may have taken you right up to the last minute, and it's not really satisfying in any way, but at least you finally fulfilled your New Years' Resolution.

THE END???????????

The end.

Also, spinjitsu