Medium Difficulty

Flip to a news station. The lack of headlines about this whole supposed meteor swarm will surely prove your friend is just paranoid.

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quick, search online for a wiki/other guide to figure out the least-shitty sylladex

that or check eagle time and see how they're dealing with this bullshit

Select Falconry Modus out of the nonsensical list of options it gives you upon installation

Remember to back up your files to a portable USB device!

aight open it up

a .jar sylladex?? that's the worst kind. try to get an .exe sylladex instead those ones can do pretty much anything as long as you're on a PC

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Try putting a cellphone or smartphone into your modus. It's always good to have one on hand, right?

Put the falcon into the modus

It's probably a huge bird

that fetches items for you.

Which is a pretty ra(n)d(om) selection.

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can't you just stand on your toes and reach up there

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Maybe if you fill the falcon's nest up too full it'll start giving you items back? Start captchaloguing useless items!

Let's see, what have you got...

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The walls! Got any cute little collectable anythings?

See if you can captchalogue something at a distance. Point at your pillow or something and see if the falcon grabs it.

Put the falcon into the modus

become one with nature

by harnessing the power of that fallen tree branch outside and hit the bird

Try whistling. Birds like whistling, right?

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Find a bush and see if it somehow clones your items through an equivalent exchange system.

Check on the progress of the SBcd
Ask Crash Lancer if they've got any other saps to sign on to this or if we can just do a two player session and maybe not die

get some seeds