Medium Difficulty

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Indulge your morbid curiosity just a bit and look at reviews for the game.

Devote your life to Eagle-Time; get all your real life friends to sign onto the latest, greatest, cult craze the internet has to offer.
WOOP.
ZOOP.

Unhinged, and then showcase Caper with her mouth fully open, sinking her teeth into someone

eat your favorite food~! <3

> Summon a mad beast from another world to engulf and consume your house.

At least it's not homestuck

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tweet at him to get over himself
And stop wearing the dang horns to school!

Who retweeted him?

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> devise a plan to steal his disks, dooming him and all of his descendants

>Close twitter and play a fun game instead

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To be clear, you pronounce Eagle Time "Eggle Timmy," right?

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oh it's your good friend, snake-ass

what does he say??

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crash lancer isn't the kind of guy who would make silly jokes like this. maybe you should look outside? and if there aren't any meteors, it's not like anyone was watching you and you won't have to pretend you're gullible!

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You don't trust coincidences. Get onto your computer and follow the instruction manual cleverly disguised as an online web comic

coincidence or not, homestuck is mankinds ONLY HOPE!!!!!

> yeah, that's just a really detailed, moving paintblot on your window. lick it off.

where are your parents

You hate being forced into a genre

but you hate the thought of meteor death more, so...

Download the game. But reluctantly. And remember to send Crash a bunch of snarky, sarcastic comments while doing so. Because obviously.