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Crowstone · 07-07-2012, 08:02 PM

Ed
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hey it's me
do you realize how amazing this is
like
it's just awesome
I hope you know

Infrared · 08-25-2012, 03:24 AM

(05-29-2012, 06:11 PM)btp Wrote: »Guy > thank her you dummy! assuming you're able to move/speak

Yes thanks a lot you say nervously while wiping what's left of your cool costume.

"It's nothing" She responds.

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"I'm sorry i mistook you for a vampire and got you in a dangerous situation"

Oh it's totes fine she didn't do anything anyway, you let her know that it's totes fine and she didn't do anything anyway.

"I'm glad" she says.

(05-29-2012, 06:11 PM)btp Wrote: »Waitress > activate pity/curiosity

"So! if you're not a vampire then what could you possibly be? A necromancer? A powerful demon-magician? An adventurous priest? Or perhaps a vampire hu-"

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"Huh..."

(05-30-2012, 12:51 AM)MrGuy Wrote: »
(05-29-2012, 09:49 PM)TheBoyd Wrote: »>weep

> break down and admit you dropped out of adventuring school because it was too hard and you never told your dad and now you're trying to make him proud by pretending you got the undead hunting degree after all

I DID NOT GET MY UNDEAD HUNTING DEGREE BECAUSE LIFE IS SO HARD PLEASE DON'T TELL DAD I DROPPED OUT OF VAMPIRE HUNTING SCHOOL I WANT TO MAKE DAD PROUD AUGH WHY IS IT SO HARD DAD DO YOU STILL LOVE ME

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Ahem, you mean yes you're a vampire hunter what of it babe.

"Oh a human vampire hunter, i've never met one before"

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OH YEAH you were meaning to ask why this girl speaks english and you do just that.

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"Oh, well my people have been universal translators for generations, we get all sorts of royalty jobs that require communication with a vast array of people from far away lands."

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"I'm just starting here at the bloody burger, it is a really exciting job but i hope i can get a much more prestigious job later."

(05-29-2012, 02:33 AM)MrGuy Wrote: »> Offer cyclops waitress a life of EXCITEMENT and TRAVEL instead of BORING WAITRESS STUFF.

Universal translator you say?!?!?! Wouldn't you like to stop pretending you like this terrible job and get an actual super exciting adventurous job as a vampire hunter sidekick what do you s-

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HUH WHAT are those loud noises?!

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What could be possibly going on over there?

Crowstone · 08-25-2012, 03:50 AM

it's a monster truck derby whoo

SleepingOrange · 08-25-2012, 03:54 AM

>Probably something exciting! Better puff up your chest and check it out instead of pussing out.

Gotta impress the hot demon babezzz

AgentBlue · 08-25-2012, 03:54 AM

It's probably an angry mob!

Nopad · 08-25-2012, 06:42 AM

it-'s a concert go take the stage

MaxieSatan · 08-25-2012, 02:22 PM

Some sort of evilness or criminality, no doubt. Probably the violent kind.

**btp** · 08-25-2012, 04:28 PM

Oh hey it's vampire babe. Time to ass-stare again.

Kitet · 08-25-2012, 09:17 PM

IT'S A CONCERT!
PUNCH EVERY DRUGGIE IN THE STOMACH

TheBoyd · 08-26-2012, 04:23 AM

> Investigate

> Eat her hat

~~Loather~~ · 08-27-2012, 10:19 PM

Try to blend in with that crowd.

Infrared · 04-14-2013, 08:02 AM

(08-26-2012, 04:23 AM)TheBoyd Wrote: »> Investigate

You get closer to investigate, looks like a band of punks is picking on- is that... oh wait looks like something big is about to happen!

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(THE SHITKICKERS)

SpoilerShow

AgentBlue · 04-14-2013, 08:16 AM

STAKE EVERYTHING

MaxieSatan · 04-14-2013, 08:24 AM

ATTACK PLAN THETA: BURGER TIME

Dragon Fogel · 04-14-2013, 05:11 PM

Aren't you supposed to be hunting her or something? Why is this your problem?

Crowstone · 04-14-2013, 05:23 PM

Unleash your secret demon powers!

TheBoyd · 04-14-2013, 06:48 PM

First thing, get that gun-thing away from that wolf-demon-thing. ..uhm, somehow.

Anthano Zasalla · 04-14-2013, 10:08 PM

> Catapult self at enemy. If they shoot at you, catch the bullets.

Infrared · 12-13-2013, 02:21 AM

(04-14-2013, 10:08 PM)Anthano Zasalla Wrote: »> Catapult self at enemy. If they shoot at you, catch the bullets.

(04-14-2013, 08:16 AM)AgentBlue Wrote: »STAKE EVERYTHING

YEAAARGH LEAP ATTACK

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Ooff... you meant to do that...

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SURPRISING SPECIAL VAMPIRE HUNTING TECHNIQUE: STAKES EVERYWHERE!

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Oh god... what did you just do.

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URGH WATHRESTH CUTHIE NOOORGH

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Hunter...

I need your help...

(04-14-2013, 05:11 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Aren't you supposed to be hunting her or something? Why is this your problem?

You don't even know what is going on anymore.

Dragon Fogel · 12-13-2013, 02:33 AM

Ask what she needs help with, but make sure you act like you totally know what's going on.

TheBoyd · 12-13-2013, 03:03 AM

> go back and add a Woop sound effect in panel 9.

> Listen intently

> Try to be a gentleman

> Probably fail, but all the power to you if you don't

~~Loather~~ · 12-13-2013, 03:39 AM

Be trampled by CROWD FLEEING

Crowstone · 12-13-2013, 04:00 AM

what do you need help with, you ask?

**Schazer** · 12-13-2013, 10:46 AM

God damn dat animation.

Clearly you should ally yourself with the strongest and bully the weak, so she's clearly the lady to blindly take orders from.

Whimbrel · 12-13-2013, 09:31 PM

ASK TO GO HOME ;o;