Valleystuck

>Symbolism

Come to think of it...

>Consistency

> FIRE

>Goats

Okay this dream is over. Do you want to keep following my story or go to one of my four friends?
>_

> Everyone hang out together. or as many as possible.

TO THE MALL~

> Everyone hang out together. or as many as possible.

TO THE MALL~

Okay, well Ilun and Feni are hanging out together, so let's see them now. Bye!



Hey again! We're on our way to the mall and we're seeing if my boyfriend wants to come.
>_

Of course he does! Just make sure you don't run into his crazy stalker.

Of course he does! Just make sure you don't run into his crazy stalker.

Yay! Jobaza is like, gonna hang out with us!



MMMMMM



Wait, creepy stalker? What?

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What should I buy for Liri?

>_

Buy a whole load of bacon Sea Bacon, and some rolls of tape

Go buy some shoes.

No Stores Here has a lot of metafictional merchandise...

No Stores Here has a lot of metafictional merchandise...

Actually that's just the local Black Market.

Go buy some shoes.

Shoes? What are shoes?

Buy a whole load of bacon Sea Bacon, and some rolls of tape

Yes, Sea Bacon is delicious. Liri will love it. 50.50$
Also I need some more sculpting tape. 20.50$



Oh hello, it's Ilun, Feni and her boyfriend, Jobaza!

Feni: "Hi Cipi! Are you getting a gift for Liri too?"
Cipi: "Yes, I got her some a whole load of sea bacon."
Ilun: "hey cipi...!"
Jobaza: "Sup, Brolar Bear!"
Cipi: "..?"

Oh, he's talking to the shopkeeper.

"Gimme a 7pack of beer!"



Jobaza: "Liri's turning 17 right? That means she can drink now! So this is my present for her!"
Feni: "Alright! I'll give it to her tonight. Ilun, what should we get for Liri?"

>_

Drink all the booze.

> Hair products! She has awesome hair, and you can never have too many hair products.

Drink all the booze.

n-no... I can't risk that again........ sorry...

> Hair products! She has awesome hair, and you can never have too many hair products.

HAIR PRODUCTS!

Alright. Any other characters you want to hang out with or is it time for the party?

>_

It's always time to party

It's always time to party

At the party...



"HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIRI~~!!!!~ <3"
Liri : "Aw thanks ~ <3"

Everyone has wished me happy birthday! What a great start to the party! Let's see what everyone got me!



Liri: "Periscope! Oh thank you Rasa, now I can play it whenever I want!"
Rasa: "Make sure I can come over and play with you still!"

Liri: "Sea Bacon! I love sea bacon! Thanks Cipi!"

I should probably save for later or I'll eat too much!

Liri: "Oh Taco Shampoo!! This makes me hungry! Thank you Feni and Ilun~"
Feni: "Oh! My boyfriend got you something too!"



Beer! I've always wanted to try some! I down a couple of beers.

Everyone gets a can except for Ilun and Cipi.
Cipi: "I don't really want one, no thanks!"
Ilun: "Me neither..."

Feni: "Awww Ilun, but we had so much fun the last time we got drunk! Haha that's all I can remember though."
Ilun: "Oh um..... "
Feni: "Well that's fine~ ....... I didn't pressure you into drinking last time did I?"
Ilun: "No, you didn't."
Feni: "Okay!"



Liri's Dad: "I.... have a present........ too."

Ilun: "eep!"



Liri: "Dad! *hic* You got me iriddeellllllly that's nice game..."
Rasa: "Liri, um, didn't you say your dad was working on some sort of body adaptation project at his lab?"
Liri: "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yeah i guess"

Oh boy, I'm like really drunk....

Liri's Dad: "Girls........... get away from me.... .before it's too............"



"brains...."

Oh no! Dad turned into a zombie!

>_

Get him drunk! That should distract him from brains for a while.

IN THE HEAD.

wait dead flesh floats. No problem.

no... spirits float! not bodies!



I'm too drunk and everyone but Rasa is in shock...
Looks like she will take over from here!

IN THE HEAD.

Donning some plastic bags so I don't have to directly touch him, I use my martial arts skills....

"HI-YA!"

Get him drunk! That should distract him from brains for a while.

"EAT THIS!"

Everyone knows how alcohol affects the brain, but when it is consumed, the liver reduces the effects! But when I apply it directly to the brain, it should do some serious damage!



Well that takes care of that.

Liri: "Wow rasaa... that was awesome! lol..."
Ilun: "!!!!"
Cipi: "Where'd you learn how to do that?"
Rasa: "Not only does my father make weapons, but he taught me how to fight and handle dangerous situations so I could protect myself and my friends! Speaking of which, we should go to him. He'll know what to do... Plus he'll give us weapons so we can protect ourselves better."



Feni: "Eh, how about we go to my dad instead? He's a wizard! He'd know what to do!"

Rasa: "A wizard? You don't really believe that do you?"

Feni: "No... I've seen him do magic! Trust me he'll know what to do."

Rasa: "No, Feni, now is not the time for that. We need to go to a responsible adult like my dad!"


So? Feni's dad or Rasa's dad?
>_

wizards can't be trusted

Wizards lack the methods of rationality.

We need to go see the wizard. the sea wizard.