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09-13-2014, 12:40 AM
LOGIC FARMER
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You are one of the top Logic Farmers in the county. Buyers for your reasoning are numerous in quantity. Yields, sufficient. It is a sensible summer morning. You are feeling particularly Logical today. What will you do?
Chwoka Wrote:> refuse to update any of your initial assumptions in the face of overwhelming evidence
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Your
Assumpkin Patch glows a proud umber in the sensible sunlight; their stalks are wrinkled deeply and delicately. You planted these years ago, and have grown them for far too long to dream of replacing them.
Credit Wrote:> sow Grains of Salt
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You sow
Salt Grains into your
Open Mind Plot. Soon they will yield a beautiful harvest, and you shall be the Saltiest of all the farmers in the county.
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09-13-2014, 12:44 AM
put up a strawman to scare away crows
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09-13-2014, 12:53 AM
> Create some Strawmen to ward off any-- aww damnit chwoka! Why don't you just go invalidate yourself!
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09-13-2014, 01:20 AM
Feed your assumpkins to your donkey, give the remains to u and me
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09-13-2014, 04:47 AM
Head on down to the conjunction and get yourself some oars.
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09-13-2014, 04:26 PM
Plant some all natural boolean logic stalks
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09-14-2014, 01:26 PM
Why are you even doing this by hand anymore? Everyone else went and got a bloody Universal Turing Machine to do it for them last season and they're all set to overtake your yields any day now!
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09-14-2014, 03:19 PM
(09-13-2014, 12:44 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »put up a strawman to scare away crows
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You conclude a
strawman from your
inferenventory. You deftly manuever it to a logical position and firmly plant it in the ground. This will surely keep away pests that would potentially endanger your long-held assumpkins and other crops.
(09-13-2014, 01:20 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Feed your assumpkins to your donkey, give the remains to u and me
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No! You would never risk damaging your precious assumpkins! You violently shake the illogical thoughts out of your head.
(09-13-2014, 03:08 AM)Wheat Wrote: »attribute some funda-lentils to the air
(09-13-2014, 04:26 PM)Whimbrel Wrote: »Plant some all natural boolean logic stalks
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You have neither funda-lentils nor trubarbs. In fact, all you have is these
assumpkins, a
strawman, and some
salted earth. You wonder how you could possibly be a
Logic Farmer without any actual crops or seeds. It's as though any illusion of a pre-adventure existence has been vulgarly dismissed.
You violently shake the illogical thoughts out of your head.
You'll need to acquire such things before continuing your farming.
(09-13-2014, 04:47 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Head on down to the conjunction and get yourself some oars.
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You make your way up to the
Conjunction by the river junction. Here you can trade for important
Logic Farming Implements such as seeds and oars.
Logic Farmer: Howdy there, Conjunction!
The Conjunction: And you, Farmer. Your business?
Logic Farmer: Well shucks, you're not much for pleasantries are ya?
The Conjunction: ...
Logic Farmer: Well, I was thinking since I'm a logic farmer and all, I oughta have some seeds and tools and what-have-ya. Maybe some funda-lentils to attribute to the air? How 'bout it?
The Conjunction: And what would you offer in trade?
Logic Farmer: Aw c'mon now, Connie! We're neighbors!
The Conjunction: ...
Logic Farmer: Well, I got this hat!
The Conjunction: And what would I do with such a filthy thing? No, it's clear to me you have nothing of value.
Logic Farmer: What do ya reckon I oughter do, then?
The Conjunction: You and your hat should get as far away from me as possible. Maybe you'll find some seeds elsewhere.
Logic Farmer: Hey, there's an idea! Where do you reckon I oughter head, Connie?
The Conjunction: I hate you.
Logic Farmer: Hmm...
You think carefully about nearby locations. Their names are on the tip of your logical tongue!
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09-14-2014, 03:55 PM
Well, there really isn't a lot around here. You'll have to head to the Implication Station and see where it takes you.
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09-14-2014, 04:36 PM
Sail on down to the Predicave to see if you can't quantify some varigetables.
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09-14-2014, 10:11 PM
go to the ifthenus and get some more salt from the sea. drown your sorrows in salt
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09-15-2014, 12:19 AM
I suppose if you're desperate, there's always pickings in...
PARADOX SPACE.
/me sees self out.
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09-15-2014, 01:21 AM
Maybe you have a package at the Postulate Office?
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09-15-2014, 01:38 AM
Get run over by a Train of Thought at Extrapolation Station! That's always fun.