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Logic Farmer - Gnauga - 09-13-2014

LOGIC FARMER

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You are one of the top Logic Farmers in the county. Buyers for your reasoning are numerous in quantity. Yields, sufficient. It is a sensible summer morning. You are feeling particularly Logical today. What will you do?

Chwoka Wrote:> refuse to update any of your initial assumptions in the face of overwhelming evidence
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Your Assumpkin Patch glows a proud umber in the sensible sunlight; their stalks are wrinkled deeply and delicately. You planted these years ago, and have grown them for far too long to dream of replacing them.

Credit Wrote:> sow Grains of Salt
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You sow Salt Grains into your Open Mind Plot. Soon they will yield a beautiful harvest, and you shall be the Saltiest of all the farmers in the county.



RE: Logic Farmer - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 09-13-2014

put up a strawman to scare away crows

RE: Logic Farmer - ICan'tGiveCredit - 09-13-2014

> Create some Strawmen to ward off any-- aww damnit chwoka! Why don't you just go invalidate yourself!

RE: Logic Farmer - Schazer - 09-13-2014

Feed your assumpkins to your donkey, give the remains to u and me

RE: Logic Farmer - Dragon Fogel - 09-13-2014

Head on down to the conjunction and get yourself some oars.

RE: Logic Farmer - Whimbrel - 09-13-2014

Plant some all natural boolean logic stalks

RE: Logic Farmer - AgentBlue - 09-14-2014

Why are you even doing this by hand anymore? Everyone else went and got a bloody Universal Turing Machine to do it for them last season and they're all set to overtake your yields any day now!

RE: Logic Farmer - Gnauga - 09-14-2014

(09-13-2014, 12:44 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »put up a strawman to scare away crows

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You conclude a strawman from your inferenventory. You deftly manuever it to a logical position and firmly plant it in the ground. This will surely keep away pests that would potentially endanger your long-held assumpkins and other crops.

(09-13-2014, 01:20 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Feed your assumpkins to your donkey, give the remains to u and me
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No! You would never risk damaging your precious assumpkins! You violently shake the illogical thoughts out of your head.

(09-13-2014, 03:08 AM)Wheat Wrote: »attribute some funda-lentils to the air

(09-13-2014, 04:26 PM)Whimbrel Wrote: »Plant some all natural boolean logic stalks
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You have neither funda-lentils nor trubarbs. In fact, all you have is these assumpkins, a strawman, and some salted earth. You wonder how you could possibly be a Logic Farmer without any actual crops or seeds. It's as though any illusion of a pre-adventure existence has been vulgarly dismissed.

You violently shake the illogical thoughts out of your head.

You'll need to acquire such things before continuing your farming.

(09-13-2014, 04:47 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Head on down to the conjunction and get yourself some oars.

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You make your way up to the Conjunction by the river junction. Here you can trade for important Logic Farming Implements such as seeds and oars.

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Logic Farmer: Howdy there, Conjunction!
The Conjunction: And you, Farmer. Your business?
Logic Farmer: Well shucks, you're not much for pleasantries are ya?
The Conjunction: ...
Logic Farmer: Well, I was thinking since I'm a logic farmer and all, I oughta have some seeds and tools and what-have-ya. Maybe some funda-lentils to attribute to the air? How 'bout it?
The Conjunction: And what would you offer in trade?
Logic Farmer: Aw c'mon now, Connie! We're neighbors!
The Conjunction: ...
Logic Farmer: Well, I got this hat!
The Conjunction: And what would I do with such a filthy thing? No, it's clear to me you have nothing of value.
Logic Farmer: What do ya reckon I oughter do, then?
The Conjunction: You and your hat should get as far away from me as possible. Maybe you'll find some seeds elsewhere.
Logic Farmer: Hey, there's an idea! Where do you reckon I oughter head, Connie?
The Conjunction: I hate you.
Logic Farmer: Hmm...

You think carefully about nearby locations. Their names are on the tip of your logical tongue!
>_

RE: Logic Farmer - Dragon Fogel - 09-14-2014

Well, there really isn't a lot around here. You'll have to head to the Implication Station and see where it takes you.

RE: Logic Farmer - Mirdini - 09-14-2014

Sail on down to the Predicave to see if you can't quantify some varigetables.

RE: Logic Farmer - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 09-14-2014

go to the ifthenus and get some more salt from the sea. drown your sorrows in salt

RE: Logic Farmer - AgentBlue - 09-15-2014

I suppose if you're desperate, there's always pickings in...

PARADOX SPACE.

/me sees self out.

RE: Logic Farmer - MaxieSatan - 09-15-2014

Maybe you have a package at the Postulate Office?

RE: Logic Farmer - ICan'tGiveCredit - 09-15-2014

Get run over by a Train of Thought at Extrapolation Station! That's always fun.