The Imaginary Situation Survival Thread

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The Imaginary Situation Survival Thread
#1
The Imaginary Situation Survival Thread
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So one day you're walking along and, all of a sudden, something goes wrong!

Oh dang!

What do you do when such a predicament arises?

-Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.
-Rampant sexuality is only the answer about half of the time.
-Make me a sandwich.
-If at first you don't succeed, then get the fuck out of there, son.
-No seriously, make me a sandwich.
#2
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-It's a trick. Get an axe.
#3
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-Find someone else nearby, make them deal with it, and RUN.
#4
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Groin attack with whatever weapon is handy. Even females have soft groins, men.
#5
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Daleks, go for the eyestalk.
Sontarans, back of the neck.
Vashta Nerada: Run.