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The Imaginary Situation Survival Thread - Robust Laser - 07-18-2011
Spoiler
So one day you're walking along and, all of a sudden, something goes wrong!
Oh dang!
What do you do when such a predicament arises?
-Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.
-Rampant sexuality is only the answer about half of the time.
-Make me a sandwich.
-If at first you don't succeed, then get the fuck out of there, son.
-No seriously, make me a sandwich.
Re: The Imaginary Situation Survival Thread - Granolaman - 07-18-2011
-It's a trick. Get an axe.
Re: The Imaginary Situation Survival Thread - Dragon Fogel - 07-18-2011
-Find someone else nearby, make them deal with it, and RUN.
Re: The Imaginary Situation Survival Thread - MaxieSatan - 07-18-2011
Groin attack with whatever weapon is handy. Even females have soft groins, men.
Re: The Imaginary Situation Survival Thread - AgentBlue - 07-18-2011
Daleks, go for the eyestalk.
Sontarans, back of the neck.
Vashta Nerada: Run.