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RE: The thread for flipping shits (and tables)
07-12-2013, 09:09 PM
Attention one and all: I am dumb!
I left my backpack on the bus and spent the past two days going around to see if it got retrieved and brought to the transit office, but no dice, soooo it was pretty likely stolen, and now I don't have a drawing tablet.
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RE: The thread for flipping shits (and tables)
07-18-2013, 10:05 AM
Auughh 4 days without a computer because the sister is taking it with her to a trip.
I wish i was confident enough to get a job so i could stop depending on everyone else, i'm so tired of feeling so useless.
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RE: The thread for flipping shits (and tables)
08-16-2013, 10:16 AM
You guys may remember that a little while ago my laptop fried itself and i managed to get it fixed.
Last night it got a glass of coke spilled on it, and that went about as well as you'd expect.
Sigh.
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RE: The thread for flipping shits (and tables)
08-16-2013, 06:43 PM
Oh no :c
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RE: The thread for flipping shits (and tables)
08-16-2013, 07:03 PM
So my laptop's power supply fried itself.
Again.
After less than three months since it came back from repairs.
Repairs for the power supply frying itself.
And last time they also broke my webcam somehow. Can't wait to see what breaks next.
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RE: The thread for flipping shits (and tables)
08-19-2013, 01:14 PM
My foot hurts like crazy. I got maybe two hours of sleep because of that.
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RE: The thread for flipping shits (and tables)
08-19-2013, 09:29 PM
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People have asked me, "MrGuy, is there a concept album dedicated to how much of a fucking goon you are all the time?" And I'm happy to say that now, there finally is!
Buy my one-of-a-kind album "Boy I Sure Am A Dweeb" and get such classic songs as:
- Cycling in Long Pants and a Tie
- (Oh, No Stores Are Open Yet,) I'll Just Wait a Couple Hours I Guess
- Applying to a Sporting Goods Store (Knowing Nothing About Sports)
- SPECIAL CROWD PARTICIPATION TRACK: Where Can I Get My Mailbox Key (Oh, Okay, Answer in Unison and Make Me Feel Like a Moron Even Though I Know That Was Not Your Intent, Thanks)
- Sorry, I Thought You Were the RA (Wait, You Are? Uh, Okay, in That Case)
- (Going to all the Places We Used to Go Together Sure Reminds Me How Much) I Miss My Girlfriend
- Whoops, I Forgot My Backpack (No Reason to Go Back and Get It)
- Cycling and Carrying a Tote Bag*
- Shit, One of the Spokes Came Loose (Bending it Only Made the Problem Worse)
- (Fuck Shit Fuckity Fuck) Can I Go One Goddamn Week Without Crashing This Bike, Oh Great the Bag is Busted Too
* Not "BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG (WHIRR, JINGLE JINGLE)," as it is often misquoted as due to the chorus!
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SpoilerSuper-Secret Bonus Track: "A Guardian Angel in a Minivan (Just Gave Me a Replacement Bag)"
I also managed to get rid of the fucked-up spoke, and my bike seems to be working fine. It lost a little lever thing but it was the one that didn't change gear and I was unclear on what it did so it couldn't have been that important anyway
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RE: The thread for flipping shits (and tables)
08-19-2013, 09:41 PM
(08-19-2013, 09:29 PM)MrGuy Wrote: »It lost a little lever thing but it was the one that didn't change gear and I was unclear on what it did so it couldn't have been that important anyway God Guy, now you're out of a time machine
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RE: The thread for flipping shits (and tables)
09-03-2013, 10:31 PM
I was finally fixing my bike tire, and the valve snapped.
My patching kit is useless, and I have to purchase a new inner tube and wait for it to arrive. All my effort was wasted as well.
This has basically ruined my otherwise stellar day.
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RE: The thread for flipping shits (and tables)
09-04-2013, 01:33 AM
everyone who has given me advice or tried to help me sign up to this single online algebra course has failed spectacularly in every way.
hahaha i wasted my time on all of you for 8 years.
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RE: The thread for flipping shits (and tables)
09-04-2013, 02:39 AM
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mini-rant/Nad-warning
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SpoilerGuidance counselors should kick themselves in their nads.
AND EVEN THEN, EVEN IF THEY DON'T HAVE NADS, THEY SHOULD GROW SOME
SO THEY CAN KICK THEM
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RE: The thread for flipping shits (and tables)
09-08-2013, 07:45 PM
Did someone get so mad at abbot that they started burning seats, or is the number of seats not always the same in Australia?
Even the lies? Especially the lies!
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RE: The thread for flipping shits (and tables)
09-08-2013, 08:21 PM
Basically, they’re not quite done counting votes; they just know who won.
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RE: The thread for flipping shits (and tables)
09-13-2013, 08:24 AM
welp, my laptop's freezing half a minute after logging in.
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RE: The thread for flipping shits (and tables)
09-18-2013, 02:18 AM
Fucking. Half my phone screens inoperable; including one line on the keyboard input
Screen has dumb lines of squares that are making unrelponsive patches
Quick google gives replacement as the fix
Fucking
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RE: The thread for flipping shits (and tables)
09-18-2013, 04:43 AM
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RE: The thread for flipping shits (and tables)
09-18-2013, 06:33 AM
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RE: The thread for flipping shits (and tables)
09-20-2013, 12:00 AM
My house got broken into this morning. My sister and i were at home and in bed; i got up and chased the guy off when i heard the brick flying through the window.
Everything is fine and there's minimal damage. I'm just kind of pissed off because i missed my sleep in and now i'm all antsy.
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RE: The thread for flipping shits (and tables)
09-20-2013, 12:20 AM
did you call the police :( ?
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RE: The thread for flipping shits (and tables)
09-20-2013, 01:41 AM
Yeah, right away. They got there really quick, found a dropped cellphone in the property the guy fled through and got me to identify a guy from some pictures about half an hour ago. I think they have a pretty good idea of who it is.
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RE: The thread for flipping shits (and tables)
09-20-2013, 01:53 AM
But hey, on the plus side: Free brick!
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RE: The thread for flipping shits (and tables)
09-20-2013, 02:18 AM
It was pulled out of the garden path :p
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RE: The thread for flipping shits (and tables)
09-20-2013, 05:50 AM
Who carries a cell phone with identifying information on it to their own crime scene? At least they're going to jail.
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RE: The thread for flipping shits (and tables)
09-20-2013, 06:19 AM
Well, that’s how they catch a lot of criminals these days.
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RE: The thread for flipping shits (and tables)
09-20-2013, 06:37 AM
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Apparently the guy who fixed the window mentioned a similar window smashing happening recently and they caught the guy because he dropped his wallet. Clearly these people aren't super intelligent :B
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