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RE: Post making contest 6.0
02-17-2018, 04:39 PM
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RE: Post making contest 6.0
02-17-2018, 04:55 PM
I place a Hex of Bodacious Liquids and a Curse of the Magi on the next poster: their head will grow to a freakishly bloated state unable to wear cool hats. May their urine be purple until their dying days as they wallow in freakish misery at the size of their head.

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RE: Post making contest 6.0
02-17-2018, 05:02 PM
I place a DAMN CURSE of the HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS OF SORROW on the next poster: may they live beyond the typical lifespan of a human, living through the deaths of every friend, family member, and acquaintance until you die of dehydration.

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I also place a Damn Curse of Blithering Idiocracy on the next poster: may your IQ drop every time you say "literally" or "omg" or "lol" aloud by 1 point! You will die in a stupid way! Ha!

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RE: Post making contest 6.0
02-17-2018, 05:04 PM
Curse of Damn Storms: Hits next poster. Devestates their vessels and vassals, dealing 100-1200 damage each over 3 days and causing lots of property damage in an area of affect.

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I cast CURSE OF DAMN STORMS!
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RE: Post making contest 6.0
02-17-2018, 05:24 PM
(02-16-2018, 03:26 AM)kilozombie Wrote: »A cur sed
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(02-16-2018, 03:59 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »dang i really thought this thread was dead this time
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(02-16-2018, 05:25 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Did you try putting a curse on it to kill it, Ix?
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(02-16-2018, 05:27 AM)a52 Wrote: »
(02-16-2018, 03:59 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »dang i really thought this thread was dead this time

sadly its not
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(02-17-2018, 04:39 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »CURE: Introducing the damn-wow it cures this image pictograph
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(02-17-2018, 04:55 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »I place a Hex of Bodacious Liquids and a Curse of the Magi on the next poster: their head will grow to a freakishly bloated state unable to wear cool hats. May their urine be purple until their dying days as they wallow in freakish misery at the size of their head.

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(02-17-2018, 05:02 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »I place a DAMN CURSE of the HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS OF SORROW on the next poster: may they live beyond the typical lifespan of a human, living through the deaths of every friend, family member, and acquaintance until you die of dehydration.

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I also place a Damn Curse of Blithering Idiocracy on the next poster: may your IQ drop every time you say "literally" or "omg" or "lol" aloud by 1 point! You will die in a stupid way! Ha!

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(02-17-2018, 05:04 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Curse of Damn Storms: Hits next poster. Devestates their vessels and vassals, dealing 100-1200 damage each over 3 days and causing lots of property damage in an area of affect.

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I cast CURSE OF DAMN STORMS!
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(02-17-2018, 04:39 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »I place a damn Curse of the Thousand Unspoken Horrors on the next poster: may their eyes rot and fall out as thousands of deviant art demons spring out of their device's screen and do unspeakable things in the fleshy sphere.

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Quintuply cursed! This post passes all five rules!
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RE: Post making contest 6.0
02-17-2018, 05:29 PM
THE RULES!
  1. Post must be cursed
  2. Post must be cursed
  3. Post must be cursed
  4. Post must be cursed
  5. Post must be cursed

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RE: Post making contest 6.0
02-18-2018, 10:32 PM
I haven't come up with all my rules yet (and I have to go somewhere), but I have my theme. Feel free to queue up posts for judging, which I'll look at only after completeing my ruleset.
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02-18-2018, 10:34 PM
Groche.

Groche movements you've got there.
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02-18-2018, 10:45 PM
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02-18-2018, 11:26 PM
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02-19-2018, 12:33 AM
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02-19-2018, 06:06 AM
the postmaking contest was a mistake
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RE: Post making contest 6.0
02-19-2018, 10:17 AM
the mistake was a postmaking contest
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RE: Post making contest 6.0
02-19-2018, 03:34 PM
(02-18-2018, 10:32 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »I haven't come up with all my rules yet (and I have to go somewhere), but I have my theme. Feel free to queue up posts for judging, which I'll look at only after completeing my ruleset.

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(02-18-2018, 10:34 PM)kilozombie Wrote: »Groche.

Groche movements you've got there.

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(02-18-2018, 10:39 PM)kilozombie Wrote: »[Image: d51WNEb.png]

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(02-18-2018, 11:26 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »[Image: nktf.png]

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(02-19-2018, 12:33 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Fact Seagull g0m

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(02-19-2018, 06:06 AM)a52 Wrote: »the postmaking contest was a mistake

True, but passes no rules.

(02-19-2018, 10:17 AM)kilozombie Wrote: »the mistake was a postmaking contest

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02-19-2018, 05:52 PM
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02-19-2018, 05:52 PM
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02-20-2018, 12:59 AM
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There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious |  It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
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02-20-2018, 01:00 AM
Wait, I didn't even notice that SeaWyrm already posted that. I must be more out-of-it than I thought.
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I'm serious |  It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
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02-20-2018, 01:01 AM
(02-20-2018, 01:00 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Wait, I didn't even notice that SeaWyrm already posted that. I must be more out-of-it than I thought.

Well, we don't know yet whether the rules are time-dependent or not, so it's still useful.
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02-20-2018, 01:23 AM
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02-20-2018, 01:24 AM
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RE: Post making contest 6.0
02-20-2018, 02:02 AM
(02-19-2018, 05:38 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »

Passes rule 5.

(02-19-2018, 05:52 PM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »Passes no rules.

Passes no rules.

(02-19-2018, 05:52 PM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

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(02-19-2018, 05:53 PM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »[Image: avatar_737.png?dateline=1514334681]

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(02-20-2018, 12:59 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

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(02-20-2018, 01:00 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Wait, I didn't even notice that SeaWyrm already posted that. I must be more out-of-it than I thought.

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(02-20-2018, 01:01 AM)a52 Wrote: »
(02-20-2018, 01:00 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Wait, I didn't even notice that SeaWyrm already posted that. I must be more out-of-it than I thought.

Well, we don't know yet whether the rules are time-dependent or not, so it's still useful.

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(02-20-2018, 01:23 AM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

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(02-20-2018, 01:24 AM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
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