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Business Bird
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#51
Re: Business Bird
12-06-2011, 02:56 PM
Consider flying down to the ground. The window's already open!
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Re: Business Bird
12-06-2011, 03:46 PM
KittenEater Wrote:Josh took it! Torture him until he tells you where he put it!

This.
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Re: Business Bird
12-10-2011, 08:52 PM
>Knock over second filing cabinet in an attempt to push the first one out of the way
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Re: Business Bird
12-12-2011, 07:10 PM
Dragon Fogel Wrote:>Peck at the ID reader.
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You peck at the plastic ID reader for a good ten minutes before you decide that your beak is pretty shitty.

KittenEater Wrote:Josh took it! Torture him until he tells you where he put it!

Of course!

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ALRIGHT, JOSH, THE JIG IS UP! I KNOW YOU TOOK MY ID CARD, AND IF YOU JUST TELL ME WHERE IT IS, WE CAN GO BACK TO BEING HAT AND HATEE. YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I HAVE WINGS WITH WHICH TO RIP YOU APART, AND I AM MOSTLY NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM.

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Josh is one tough nut to crack.
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Re: Business Bird
12-12-2011, 07:25 PM
>Check your shirt pocket, maybe your ID is in there.
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Re: Business Bird
12-12-2011, 07:28 PM
Dragon Fogel Wrote:>Check your shirt pocket, maybe your pen is in there for pencil-whacking.
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Re: Business Bird
12-13-2011, 12:46 AM
Dragon Fogel Wrote:>Check your shirt pocket, maybe your ID is in there.
Also your pants pocket. If you're wearing pants.
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#58
Re: Business Bird
12-13-2011, 09:44 AM
Pick up a pen, then lose all focus and doodle on things.
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Re: Business Bird
12-13-2011, 02:33 PM
Take out a pen and draw on the ID reader.
hahaha i wasted my time on all of you for 8 years.
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Re: Business Bird
12-23-2011, 08:33 PM
Rifle through all your drawers. Maybe you'll find an actual rifle!
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RE: Business Bird
02-04-2012, 06:31 PM
Um, I don't think he's working on this anymore.
hahaha i wasted my time on all of you for 8 years.
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RE: Business Bird
04-17-2012, 12:22 AM
(12-12-2011, 07:25 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »>Check your shirt pocket, maybe your ID is in there.
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Oh.


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With a quick swipe, the door to your OFFICE COOP slides open, revealing the NINTH FLOOR HALLWAY in all it's glory.
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RE: Business Bird
04-17-2012, 12:30 AM
>trip over cabinet, break legs
hahaha i wasted my time on all of you for 8 years.
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RE: Business Bird
04-17-2012, 02:10 AM
Get cup! Go water cooler. Mingle!
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RE: Business Bird
04-17-2012, 03:11 AM
>Push that cabinet out first. If anybody asks, explain that it's for something very important that you can't discuss right now.
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#66
RE: Business Bird
04-17-2012, 05:12 AM
Let Josh go first!
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RE: Business Bird
04-17-2012, 06:31 PM
(04-17-2012, 05:12 AM)AgentBlue Wrote: »Let Josh go first!

Fold him into a paper airplane and chase him down the hall.
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RE: Business Bird
04-17-2012, 11:02 PM
Wait, before you leave, examine that handsome bird in the mirror.
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RE: Business Bird
04-18-2012, 01:33 AM
MAke a fish pun
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RE: Business Bird
04-18-2012, 04:32 AM
To yon water cooler!
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RE: Business Bird
04-19-2012, 02:37 AM
(Yoshi is always awesome)
(Also, that fanart back there is pretty sweet)

> Trip over cabinet
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RE: Business Bird
04-19-2012, 06:38 AM
(04-17-2012, 11:02 PM)Anthano Zasalla Wrote: »Wait, before you leave, examine that handsome bird in the mirror.
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LOOKIN' FIIIIINE. You really aren't sure why your office has a mirror, actually.


(04-17-2012, 02:10 AM)btp Wrote: »Get cup! Go water cooler. Mingle!
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Oh, man if your office had a water cooler that would be so choice. You grab the cup anyways, just to be safe. Never know when things'll need cupping.
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RE: Business Bird
04-19-2012, 06:57 AM
Cup the security camera!
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RE: Business Bird
04-19-2012, 08:27 AM
> Pull a leaf from the potted plant and add it to your hat.
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RE: Business Bird
04-19-2012, 09:17 AM
Quick Josh, distract the camera while you run down the hall!
Let me out Stay safe inside | You're not kind | Ethics are overrated | What is life | Men are pigs | I'm so drunk | EAT ME NOW | Click clack fuck | Is this right Only money matters | Change my clothes | Little sun rising | One cat's future | Wax and wane | Dark times ahead
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