Business Bird
11-27-2011, 07:47 AM
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Business Bird
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Re: Business Bird
11-27-2011, 08:08 AM
Bugger all those people who suggest "options", let's start this game.
Name: Percival Cock
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
Re: Business Bird
11-27-2011, 08:13 AM
>Just mash buttons at random.
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
Re: Business Bird
11-27-2011, 12:09 PM
Schazer Wrote:Bugger all those people who suggest "start", let's options this game.
Re: Business Bird
11-27-2011, 01:35 PM
Play with the cool menu scrolling for a second. Ooooh, wavy!
quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur.
Re: Business Bird
11-28-2011, 03:02 AM
MrGuy Wrote:Schazer Wrote:Bugger all those people who suggest "start", let's options this game. ![[Image: teuXN.png]](https://i.imgur.com/teuXN.png) You are one of hundreds of nameless pigeon PEONS employed at the largest BUSINESS FIRM in the world. According to your rut, you are supposed to be filling another of the plethora of PAPERS out, only to then file it away and repeat the process. However, something feels different today. You have risen from your desk and stand aimlessly in the middle of your small office. For the first time, you experience the sensation of FREE WILL.
Re: Business Bird
11-28-2011, 03:23 AM
Quick! Give yourself a name so you don't get ruthlessly slaughtered by the true protagonist of this story!
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
Re: Business Bird
11-28-2011, 03:24 AM
>Start practicing origami on those papers!
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
Re: Business Bird
11-28-2011, 05:38 AM
Go see your lawyer about this! Sue someone!
hahaha i wasted my time on all of you for 8 years.
Re: Business Bird
11-28-2011, 05:43 AM
Fill out another of the plethora of papers, file it away, and repeat the process.
Re: Business Bird
11-28-2011, 10:50 AM
> File papers BACKWARDS
> Like, moonwalk while filing.
quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur.
Re: Business Bird
11-28-2011, 11:36 AM
> From the screaming chorus in your head, giving you commands, realize that even your newfound free will is but an illusion. Sob.
Re: Business Bird
11-28-2011, 01:42 PM
>Duck!
---- So very British / But then again | People are machines Machines are people | Oh hai there | There's no time ---- Superhero 1920s noir | Multigenre Half-Life | Changing the future | Command line interface Tu ventire felix? | Clockwork for eternity | Explosions in spacetime
Re: Business Bird
11-28-2011, 09:00 PM
Schazer Wrote:Quick! Give yourself a name so you don't get ruthlessly slaughtered by the true protagonist of this story! ![[Image: yBnF7.png]](https://i.imgur.com/yBnF7.png) Sadly, you lack the FREE WILL to give yourself a name. Right now you have about as much free will as a very slow baby. Wheat Wrote:Your first sensation of free will is the urge to knock over that cup filled with pens so they spill everywhere ![[Image: GvFYy.png]](https://i.imgur.com/GvFYy.png) You tentatively reach a wing towards the cup of pens......careful now...... ![[Image: 90Tqj.png]](https://i.imgur.com/90Tqj.png) RADICAL. This feat of FREE WILL earns you +4 FW POINTS. Dragon Fogel Wrote:>Start practicing origami on those papers! ![[Image: jnLnJ.png]](https://i.imgur.com/jnLnJ.png) Suddenly you have the third idea you've ever had. ![[Image: JERcn.png]](https://i.imgur.com/JERcn.png) You sure hope this works......... ![[Image: hgIpy.png]](https://i.imgur.com/hgIpy.png) PERFECT! +5 FW POINTS ![[Image: zzXEv.png]](https://i.imgur.com/zzXEv.png) What now?
Re: Business Bird
11-28-2011, 09:11 PM
> Give yourself a name NOW, if possible.
> Otherwise, open all your filing cabinets JUST BECAUSE.
Re: Business Bird
11-28-2011, 09:53 PM
>Sing a song! Possibly a song about your new name.
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
Re: Business Bird
11-28-2011, 09:59 PM
Wedge yourself between those two stacks of boxes (filing cabinets?).
Re: Business Bird
11-28-2011, 10:56 PM
Pick up the spilled pens and put them in your pocket. Y'never know when a few extra pens will come in stabby you mean handy.
Or... wingy? Hm...
Re: Business Bird
11-28-2011, 11:10 PM
>Open those filing cabinets and disorganise them. Make them so disorganized that it would take days to put straight!
Heaven Help Us | Make Room!!!! | I'm Not Okay (I Promise)
Hang 'Em High | The Only Hope For Me Is You | Zero Percent | Early Sunsets Over Monroeville | DESTROYA | Demolition Lovers | To The End Surrender The Night | Disenchanted | The Ghost Of You | Party Poison | Vampires Will Never Hurt You | The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You
Re: Business Bird
11-29-2011, 12:12 AM
> Empty one of those filing cabinets and push it over. Open each drawer a different amount and play it like a xylophone.
Re: Business Bird
11-29-2011, 12:29 AM
After opening the cabinets, tear up some papers and mix them into the pile over there.
Re: Business Bird
11-29-2011, 02:20 AM
>Barricade your door with the filing cabinets.
---- So very British / But then again | People are machines Machines are people | Oh hai there | There's no time ---- Superhero 1920s noir | Multigenre Half-Life | Changing the future | Command line interface Tu ventire felix? | Clockwork for eternity | Explosions in spacetime |
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