Medium Difficulty

> tell them lies. tell them you're in league with Satan

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Prove it's you by updating an adventure.

ask crash what kind of inventory system he got stuck with because you have no idea what to do with all these virtual birds

Prove it's you by updating an adventure.

Alternatively, recount to him in agonizing detail the adventure you two were planning on making, only to abandon the idea because... oh god you can barely think about it without wanting to curl up and die.

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Hummingbirdkind, infamous for its incredibly tiny storage space.

-Origami modus
-20Q modus
-Rhythm game modus
-Constellation modus
-Whack-a-modus
-Tomagotchi modus
-Wiring puzzle modus
-The Luggage modus
-Chemistry modus
-Modus operandi
-Decryption Modus

Monopoly modus.

Yes, you have to play through an entire game every time you want even one item back.

The cock-on-the-rock modus, which is entirely dependent on your handling of innuendo.

Embarrassment.

You can only retrieve an item when it would be embarrassing for you to have it.

Good ol' Amnesia modus. You know, the one that... that... uh...

poke mode-amie

Agile Tit-Tyrant Modus. It's exactly what it says on the tin, which means it probably employs childish humour and its methods of operating make no fucking sense if you look at the hypothetical tin.



Also to be fair to Brunky I wouldn't download Skype in the year of 2015, who knows what horrors it encapsulates come whenever this adventure is set

Vulture Modus (it has to be lying on the floor)
Magpie Modus (software developers not being ornithologists, this modus still plays off of the false stereotype of shiny things)
Pelican Modus (???)

spaghetti modus

the skill-tree modus where you gotta unlock more inventory slots by putting skill points into preceding inventory slots... or are they skill slots? it doesn't make any sense

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> Check the back for options.

Pick the top hat piece

How does it even work? It's not like you can play by yourself. (Besides that one time. Shut up.)

> crash the real-estate market by defrauding all the mortgage companies in Illinois Avenue

buy the Get A Non-Shitty Sylladex DLC from the whatpumpkin website

Oh gods. Just go through the entire house collecting every set of monopoly money you can find and stuff that in there.

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