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AgentBlue
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#51
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
03-27-2018, 08:33 AM
YES

YES YOU HAVE

BECAUSE YOU SEE, IT TURNS OUT THAT THE VILLAIN OF THIS ADVENTURE WAS NOT ONLINE SHOPPING...

IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG!!!!!

You are now AGEN. You have been horribly corrupted by CAPITALISM. It is now up to your plucky companions, sans the brave MAJESTIC, to defeat you, using the power of gaining and combining modifiers.

COMBINATORIAL modifiers are now no longer linked to capital accumulation!

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RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
03-27-2018, 08:43 AM
combine irresponsible and litigator
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#53
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
03-27-2018, 07:47 PM
combine pokeball and irresponsible
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RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
05-07-2018, 01:04 PM
AGEN combines +IRRESPONSIBLE and +LITIGATOR!

AGEN gains the modifier +LAWBREAKER!

AGEN forgets all the rules that applied up until this point!

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SPEAROW uses PECK!

AGEN TAKES $50 DAMAGE!

[BUDGET: -$50]

GERALD attempts to steal a modifier +IRRESPONSIBLE! (Roll: 10)
But it failed...

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RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
05-09-2018, 05:24 PM
>Go for a walk.
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RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
08-24-2018, 04:39 AM
AGEN takes a walk!

AGEN gains the modifier +WALKING!

AND THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY'LL DO
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RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
08-24-2018, 07:05 AM
>Breathe fresh air. Exercise the body.
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RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
08-25-2018, 01:10 AM
AGEN breathes FRESH AIR.

AGEN gains the modifier +EXERCISED!

What's this?

The FRESH AIR invigorates everyone in the party!

GERALD and SPEAROW gain the modifier +INVIGORATED!

AGEN gains the modifier +INVI...

+INVIGORATED conflicts with +LAWBREAKER!

The two modifiers exchange traits!

AGEN loses the modifier +LAWBREAKER!

AGEN gains the modifier +INVISIBLE!

AGEN gains the modifier +SPICY!

(You have discovered CONFLICTUAL COMBINATORIATION! Conflicting modifiers can exchange traits, meiosis style, and turn into related but compatible modifiers!)
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RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
08-25-2018, 01:55 AM
Wait, how does being invigorated conflict with breaking laws, those don't seem like related concepts at all.
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RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
08-26-2018, 01:07 AM
Trespass.
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RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
08-27-2018, 10:19 PM
+LAWBREAKER is a inherently conflictuous modifier that conflicts with any other modifier, except for synonym
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RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
08-29-2018, 04:02 PM
>Play favored videogames.
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