Apprentice Errant

A traveler stands at a crossroads. Today is the day that he (she?), a young up-and-comer with a knack for magic, ventures into the world to seek an apprenticeship.

But before we get into things too much, who is this young go-getter we see before us?

>Pipple Milkcrates
>Genderless golem made of strawberry yogurt

>Ribgle Shingles
>Secret Snake Person

>You are the floating red and yellow orb just above the signpost
>Greet fellow traveler warmly

>Pipple Milkcrates
>Genderless golem made of strawberry yogurt

>Pipple Milkcrates
>Genderless golem made of strawberry yogurt

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>Darwin Featherflower
>A magical creature that has an ability to transform into a powerful werewolf-like form at any time of day as desired.

>Davey
>But you are the floating red and yellow orb just above the signpost
>Greet fellow traveler warmly

These suggestions are pretty silly! I'm going to roll a die and see what happens.

>Pipple Milkcrates
>Genderless golem made of strawberry yogurt

!!!

Yep, that's you! Pipple Milkcrates, strawberry yogurt golem at your service! You can tell that you're a strawberry yogurt golem because of your milky pink complexion, and your awkward blocky construction.

You have inhabited this yogurt body as a servant for long enough, now it is time to head out into the world under your own agency to develop your magical talents.

But what are those talents?

You've always been able to manipulate the consistency of liquids, possibly due to your yogurt origins. You've averted a number of molasses disasters just by making it flow like water, and also saved plenty of kids from drowning by making the water flow like molasses. (This has also caused its fair share of problems.)

The ability to command the loyalty of Undead Rodents

Necromancy! But you aren't very good at it. In fact, you've only ever once raised the dead, and you certainly couldn't control them. Also, they looked pretty healthy? You don't really understand the whole living/dying thing, but hey! Talent is talent.

Well, your master said you had a talent for causing trouble. You're sure there must be some useful magic you can do with that.

You possess latent powers of clairvoyance and a talent for closing business deals.

Alternately:

You are very good at bifurcation and platonic solids.

Also, you're delicious.

Rolling twice this time... Pipple is multi-talented!

Ahhh! Carpentry!

Nose flute. You are the best, simple as that.

Yes, your penchant for the nose flute is well known among your golem siblings. You're not sure if you've got a respiratory system, but you've got a nose!

Well, your master said you had a talent for causing trouble. You're sure there must be some useful magic you can do with that.

It's true, you are a bit of a mischief causer.



Things just have a tendency to go awry when you're nearby. Not in the sense that you are unruly or mischievous. You've pulled a prank or two in your day, but trouble itself seems to be caused by your presence. This may or may not have been a factor in your former master's not-so-subtle hints to leave.



This leads you to where you are now. Which fork will you take? Towards the mountains, you'll be able to find dwarven cities, and many kindred golems. In the valley, there are clusters of human towns, but you'll be able to find any sort of person there if you look hard enough. Or, you can run off the path and into the wilderness.

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Does anyone here know how to draw hands? I don't

>Get ye dwarfwards. Humans are boring and smelly.

>To the valley! If we look hard enough, we might find a dwarf settlement anyway. Plus, teachers and masters of all sorts and sizes may be found there.

>Wilderness! We don't need to follow the rules!

Dwarves!

ИFZD is a Much More Kickin' Locale than 5mכXILo so I vote y'all head there

to the mountains!!! lets borrow a dwarf!! (its no kidnapping were only gonna take em on a magical adventure and then put them back, promise)

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ИFZD is a Much More Kickin' Locale than 5mכXILo so I vote y'all head there

im impressed how the heck did you find those characters??????? Frickin magic