Pics or it Didn't Happen [Photoventure]

> Equip that one blue necktie.

You equip your 8-Bit Tie.

>Hey hey hey

Fix your magnet-cube you slacker

Ugh, fine. That's a sweet buckyball configuration you're messing up, though.



There, happy?

>Go order the next two Dresden Files books. And maybe Side Jobs too.

You've already read them, you just want to wait and get them in paperback. You'll get them one of these days, don't you worry.

> Read Dead Beat

> Use the tiny fridge to cool it.

>Read that Stephen Hawking book with a title that's hard to make out from this angle.

>Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide. In one sitting!

You grab your tiny refrigerator from the top and open it up.



Oh hey, your orange sunglasses! You've got a terrible track record with sunglasses. You can never seem to keep track of them! How they ended up in your tiny refrigerator you may never know.

Anyway, you make with the reading.



Hang on, this isn't working. First off, this fridge isn't plugged in. Secondly, it won't close on this book, and even if it could, it wouldn't be insulated enough to do any appreciable cooling! You'll have to figure out a better way to chill this book if you want it to qualify as cool in the temperature sense of the word! (It is, of course, already cool in the awesomeness sense of the word.)

> _

Initiate global cooling.

>What's the temperature like outside? Maybe you can stick it out the window.

Summon a tiny fort of crisp refreshing coke to cool the lukewarm book.

Or maybe call one of your friends with a more thermal related ability.

Summon a tiny fort of crisp refreshing coke to cool the lukewarm book.

Sorry, but you can only summon one can at once. Gaining levels in Cokeomancy increases the number of cans per day you can summon, but you need to finish the one you're drinking before you can summon another.

Or maybe call one of your friends with a more thermal related ability.

Initiate global cooling.

Hahaha, ha. Ha.



Even if he was an actual friend and not a fictional character from a video game, you wouldn't dare calling him after 1:30AM again. He made it very clear last time that he has a warm White Russian at 1:25 and is asleep by 1:30 every night, and he absolutely hates being woken up.

>What's the temperature like outside? Maybe you can stick it out the window.

You're not sure, but you think it might be fairly cold out there.

Of course, there is a screen in the way, and even if you could get past it, it's very dark out there. You're pretty sure you'd just lose your book if you put it out the window.

> _

>Okay, fine, just open the window then.

Also, put on an eyepatch.

> Do some math.

> Acquire cryokinetic powers.

> Better put on a coat! (also that hat while you're at it)

(welcome ladies and gents to the Pinary dress-up sim game)

>Devise some sort of ninja-like equipment to get you from here to the kitchen without waking anyone up. Place book in big fridge!

> Acquire that shopping list on the window. You need to get Canada, winter and nighttime before tomorrow!

What are you going to do????

Wait, you said something about a mysterious box. Try opening it again!

>Okay, fine, just open the window then.

Also, put on an eyepatch.

> Do some math.

You do some math to figure out how wide and how far away the moon would have to be if it were to be an accurate analogy of how wide and far away we are compared to the sun. You conclude that it's way too close and way, way too large to be anything accurate. You experience a brief sensation of being nothing but a tiny speck wiling away your insignificant little blip of a life on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.

> Better put on a coat! (also that hat while you're at it)

You grab a coat at random and put it on to amuse some people on the internet.

Now you're wearing a hat, a coat, an eyepatch, a tie, and a pen. Do you think maybe you're wearing enough things now?

Wait, you said something about a mysterious box. Try opening it again!

Ah, the box of mysteriousness, also known as ThinkGeek's "Magic IQ Gift Box". You'd love to try opening it, but you've got no idea how. It's supposedly openable with no tools or anything, but you've never been able to manage it. You wonder if anyone on the internet has any ideas.

> _

Just sorta... slide the box outta the things?

Grab two opposite corners and pull- try each set of opposite corners, I'm not sure which ones they are.

> If you bash it hard enough against the wall it will permanently open!

> Use that sonic screwdriver on your bookshelf.

> Use that lightsaber on your bookshelf.

Astute as always!

Equip box in mouth.

Ask the INTERNET for help!

Oh. Waaaaaait.

Those wooden panels don't seem very sturdy

> Cop a feel on the box's woodwork