Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

Schazer for Deity 2014

Lynch Keiros

Being yet another person who isn't Alanis Morissette, I refuse to accept MalkyTop's authority as God.

Treason is not in my name. It's not in most people's names, though, but nonetheless, under the sea rap, great as it is, will not deter me from following fierce diety malkytop,

unvote garuru, vote bigro

lynch a not playing person for funner gameplaying
yes

lynch my stomach bug

Me:


Fogel:

Damn straight.

Me:

Pharms, I think you grabbed the wrong picture for me.

Shankvote: The votals

No we need those :U

The Calm Before The Storm

MalkyTop - 8 (Acionyx, Breadpocalypse, ICan'tGiveCredit, druplesnubb, Scoffles, Mister Visceral, anacreon, fivex)
Kíeros - 7 (Pharas, Schazer, Dalmationer, cyber95, bigro, Dragon Fogel, Coldblooded)
TehPilot - 4 (Plaid, SeaWyrm, speedchuck, Palamedes)
Palamedes - 2 (Solaris, Demonsul)
Dragon Fogel - 2 (Pharmacy, Not The Author)
bigro - 2 (MalkyTop, Crowstone)
Acionyx - 1 (OztheWizard)
Beruru - 1 (Sotek)
Niall - 1 (Everanix)
"Mirdini" - 1 (konec0)
Solaris - 1 (Pick Yer Poison)
Seedy - 1 (TehPilot)
"Dratini" - 1 (Cat)
Niall - 1 (wooperbiddles)
Sruixan - 1 (Rivenforge)
"Capitalism" - 1 (Loather)
"THE OWNER OF THIS RESORT" - 1 (Whimbrel)
No Shank - 1 (Akumu)
Coldblooded - 1 (beruru)
Garuru - 1 (amosmyn)
SupahKiven - 1 (SupahKiven)
cyber95 - 1 (Kíeros)
Scoffles - 1 (Red709)
LegendaryQ - 1 (Sai)
"God" - 1 (Stiqqery)
Sai - 1 (LegendaryQ)
Gnauga - 1 (Gnauga)
"gemu no meka" - 1 (Garuru)
Chirality - 1 (Granolaman)
"The Votals" - 1 (makerofthegames)

Abstaining - 22 (AgentBlue, Seedy, Donut, Niall, Eidolonic, Airey, Deviant One, Sanzh, Phish, Prime Intellect, Chirality, yd12k, Fragowump, Ixcaliber, Chwoka, antisequitur, Sruixan, x1372, BlazerC, Mikeee, Truegreen, Chocolate Pi)

With 71 players alive, it takes 36 votes to groupshank a bitch, 17 votes if the day ends without a groupshank!

Day ends at 1:00 PM EST on Friday, July 11, or in 60 hours!

All aboard the shanktrain, destination Malkytop

SpoilerShow

Dammit Mirdini you were supposed to let me know when this started.

Also holy hell 71 players what the hell this is going to be a blood bath.

Shankvote: Malkybitch

(That's John Malkybitch to you)

Hrmf. Fogel seems've wised up, though I'n't say's unexpected. Thinkin' I'n shank: Kíeros f'now, since they's onea the only reas'nable options'a this juncture, an' I ain't see'n Malkers be'n all that mucha danger atta mo'. Kíeros, onna other, in't 'fraid ta use blatant flawgic ta try'n get results desir'ble to'm's.

'Sides, Malk's claims ain't so far-fetched. 'Leastways I'n't think'n any more likely t'make a man outta clay... yeh?

vote: Kieros
Rawarawr. Bugs. Rawr.

MalkyTop: tentative clear? non-cooperative but too quick to anger, loud and delusional to be an effective part of any criminal organization. Possibility remains this is a ruse to throw me off the scent. Detective Garland scribbled onto his notepad, but by the time he had made these thoughtful notes the argument had raged on.

A rap battle themed around the ocean was breaking out, whilst theological bickering reached new levels of complexity. The temptation to try and make notes, to investigate all those who had been the most vocal was strong, but perhaps it was a faulty path to go down. Detective Garland considered that in all this hubbub all a member of the Rikollisryhmä would need to do to remain undetected was to keep quiet and allow him to spend his precious time chasing the eccentrics.

He silently surveyed the crowd with this new perspective in mind.

Shank: Ixcalibur for RPing

Y'wan' be careful a'this stage, dick. Given th' numbera people atta resort and the time's elapsed since th'event kicked off, might not be worthwhile thinkin' too hard 'bout thems that ain't said much. Stric'ly speakin', none's said mucha much, yeh? Ain't been time enough yet. S'maybe jus' me, though. Ain't really my place tellin' you how'n go 'boutcher job, anyhow.

jesus fucking christ could you guys keep it down?!

some of us came here to get some fucking vacation

Shank: Stiqqery shut up

dini why u miss my vote

Stab: KaiDASH

Lurkin' hard to victory.

Let's stab him.

Hello everyone,

I have just woken up and read everything from day start till now and i has made me quite insane, so insane in fact that the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock is how hovering over my should, i wish he would leave.

But it dawned on me. amosmyn posted a picture of a pigeon....and what is a pigeon? ITS A BIRD, and what movie did Alfred Hitchcock make? ...THE BIRDS!!!!!!!!

This is clearly a sign to GroupShank amosmyn

ALRIGHT BITCHES

Genre(s): Rap Spiritual Religious

Dini gave me a golden mic for services to rap once, and now I think it's only fair that you should have one too. May it take pride of place amongst your trophies!

Hey guys look Sruix is alive.
Lets fix that.

GroupShankingly: Sruix

Greetings to you too, Forge! How's life? Not too shabby, I should hope...

...or should I say...


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...not too stabby...

DAYSHANK: Forge

Accurate depiction of current levels of aim in today's shanking