The Thriller

Turn the key the OTHER way.

So, this is the master bathroom. Excuse the mess, you haven't had time to clean up recently. More cabinets than the last room though! We all love cabinets. Cabinets are our friends.

open cabinets

Just kind of unwrap the tape.

> Retrieve the key. You never know when you're going to have to drive something else!

A framed picture hanging inside the shower? How suspicious.

Remove the picture, and check out whatever they're hiding underneath it.

Take a shower.

What's that under the remains of the door?

> Get all the cabinets open.

Clear out bathtub. Fall asleep in bathtub.

Just kind of unwrap the tape.

You can not unwrap or break the masking tape, it is locked!

A framed picture hanging inside the shower? How suspicious.

Remove the picture, and check out whatever they're hiding underneath it.

Oh no! You can't reach it. Especially if you're not trying too hard, as is pictured above.

Take a shower.

You are not nearly naked enough for this!




Oh, but you can reach that framed picture now.



You keep a gun hidden in your shower, because how else are you going to defend your supple naked flesh in an emergency?

open cabinets

You open the cabinets and the drawers too, while you're at it, because I know that even if you SAID just cabinets, you meant drawers too. Inside your cabinets is an unlabeled jug of ammonia that's very safe, a large tub-sized value jug of bleach, a spray bottle of chlorine, a multipack of toilet paper, some emergency bathroom mayonnaise, a roll of paper towels, some apparently pornographic toilet hoochshine, and another gun. And... what's that behind everything? It looks like a secret cavern to a world of mystery or something! Wowie Zowie! In the drawers are, I don't know, like, toothpaste and hairbrushes and band-aids and gauze and shit? What do normal people keep in their bathroom drawers?

Clear out bathtub. Fall asleep in bathtub.

You are not nearly drunk enough for this!

Pour all bottles out onto the floor

Scoop up a handful of shit from the drawers and venture into the secret mystery world cavern.

Combine bleach and mayonnaise so that you can poison any unsuspecting mayonnaise lovers that get in your way.

Oh, and fire your gun at the mystery world.

> Then drink the pornographic toilet hoochshine.

> Shoot the lock on your bandages

what's that stuff pooling on the floor