WHO ARE THE REAL MONSTERS?!?!?!??!? MAFIA N5: nothing happened

Originally posted on MSPA by MrGuy.

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WHY WOULD YOU KILL A PERFECTLY INNOCENT PERSONIFICATION OF 80s MUSIC ; A;

Originally posted on MSPA by Agent1022.

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Well, things could have gone worse. Pret-ty certain Tea is scum. Talk to me. Convince me otherwise.

Vote: Tea

Originally posted on MSPA by Solaris.

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VOTE: A Killer Cuppa Tea

MALKY
GEAA<font color="#B22222">AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR</font>

Originally posted on MSPA by absoluteCertainty.

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Well, things could have gone worse. Pret-ty certain Tea is scum. Talk to me. Convince me otherwise.

Vote: Tea

why tho

Originally posted on MSPA by MalkyTop.

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AGENT READ THE POST YOU GOTTA VOTE CORRECTLY C'MON MAKE IT EASIER FOR US MODS PLEASE.

Originally posted on MSPA by Solaris.

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DOWN WITH THE LAZY MOD BOURGEOIS

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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I'd quash your foolish rebellion, but that's way too much work.

Originally posted on MSPA by Luneix.

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Well, we dun goofed.
That's kind of a bad loss, considering we lost a Defender and a Cop in one fell swoop :/
((Although it might actually have been an advantage to be rid of the Cop, seeing as his 1/5 accuracy rating was more likely to be a liability than a benefit...))

On the topic of MrGuy, if we assume he's been scum-murdered, instead of being vigiliante'd or SK'd any other possible scenario, (which, let's face it, could be pretty damn likely as this seems to be RoleMadness, so take this idea with a grain of salt) then I'd be extremely hesitant to label Tea as scum.
That does sound kinda loopy, considering how hard the two were clashing at the start of the game, and the fact that Tea ended up targeting Visceral who was Town, but hear me out:

If Tea is scum, why in the hell would he agree to scum-kill MrGuy?

Due to the two clashing at the start of the game, and a few of Tea's more scummy actions, that would blatantly paint him as scum, which is exactly what he'd be trying to avoid.
It'd be a much better scenario to target someone completely unrelated to that argument, so as not to indict himself.

Therefore, I'd conjecture that the scum have targeted MrGuy for exactly that reason: Him dying, along with Visceral, makes Tea look like the scummiest player here, making him an easy target for lynching, meaning that as the best-case scum scenario, they'd rid themselves of an enemy while at the same time appearing massively town.

Thus, my best bet for scum would be the first person to bandwagon Tea without a really good argument.
So, sorry Sol, but Vote: Solaris

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I understand that scum could be playing mindgames one level higher than I am, and have targeted Tea for the exact opposite reason - they think a pro-Town will defend him with this argument.
...however, I feel that might be overly convoluted and I'd be pulling a Vizzini, so I think I'll leave my vote where it is. If someone presents a more persuasive argument for Sol's innocence or Tea's guilt, I'll definitely acknowledge it and think about changing my vote.

Originally posted on MSPA by TehPilot.

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tea is not scum barring extreme shenanigans

Originally posted on MSPA by Palamedes.

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Pilot tell me you didn't just do what I thought you just did.

Need to check shit over because Tea and Visceral being town is wth but I'll hopefully be back tomorrow at some time (or tonight if you're all lucky).

Originally posted on MSPA by anacreon.

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Um That solaris vote makes no fing sense. Like none what so ever. That reason for voting Solaris is filled with so much wine i dont even...

Originally posted on MSPA by Palamedes.

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Quick question: Lun why did you vote Solaris and not Agent? I mean Solaris is an obvious lyncher for Tea or something and Agent had the first vote for Tea today.

Originally posted on MSPA by Solaris.

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I recall the night, the past, THE BATTLES. Someone came to me, talked to me, gave me, a honeycomb.

Honeycomb.

Honey.

Bees.

PRESS <font color="#FF8C00">X TO FLASHBACK</font>

THIS SPOILER BUTTON IS X

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The mission, Russia, the Cold War. Schazer, my teacher, my master, THE master, had defected. I had to go in there. I had to stop her.

I had to kill her.

Her entire unit was with her, the greatest soldiers of the second world war. More powerful than I could imagine, each with a specialization and emotion. Could I beat them? Could I win?
It was not a question of if I could, it was a question of if I would survive the tale. I had to win.

The unit had to die.

The first one I fought, was freaky, but I would soon see that they all were. I didn't see him at first. I heard him. There was buzzing. It grew, starting far, hiding from my ear, before coming into view. The buzzing was followed by the swarm. Swathes of yellow and black came into view, and in their swirling grip was a member of the unit I had been sent to kill.

SleepingOrange.

It was time for my mission, to truly begin.

THIS SPOILER BUTTON IS X

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Originally posted on MSPA by Solaris.

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also i got roleblocked

malky will back me up on this aight

Originally posted on MSPA by MalkyTop.

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I BACK UP NO MAN.

Originally posted on MSPA by Solaris.

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BUT WHAT ABOUT THE WAR?
WHAT ABOUT THE WAR MALKY?
I THOUGHT THAT AFTER... THE INCIDENT, YOU SWORE TO ALWAYS BACK UP A MAN!

Or do you want me to be another Johnny?

Originally posted on MSPA by absoluteCertainty.

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for my opinion on bees please refer to the chumpy/sotek exchange in the spoiler in my signature thank u

Originally posted on MSPA by MalkyTop.

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Solaris I ma too tired ot ifugre out what the chek you're talking about. Seriously.

You should have healither meieals. Or something.

Something wrong with your brain.

Originally posted on MSPA by Luneix.

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@Palamedes - Goddamnit, I think I must have missed Agent's post entirely *facepalm*

*headdesks repeatedly then Vote: Agent1022*
Apologies to Sol and anyone else I pissed off with my mis-vote

Originally posted on MSPA by Solaris.

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The only thing wrong with my brain is that it isn't American enough.

Also probably the nanomachines.

Originally posted on MSPA by curiousCat.

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also i got roleblocked

malky will back me up on this aight

THE MAFIA KILL WAS BLOCKED

Vote: Solaris

Originally posted on MSPA by Palamedes.

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What the hell does that even mean Cat?

Guy wasn't exactly the scummiest guy in the world. Agree that Solaris is wtf but that seems like a streeeeetch.

Originally posted on MSPA by Solaris.

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AND YOUD KNOW THAT CAT WOULDNT YOU?

YOUD KNOW THAT BECAUSE

*grabs a mirror and puts it in front of cat*

YOU ARE THE MAFIAS

Originally posted on MSPA by Solaris.

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AND YOUD KNOW THAT CAT WOULDNT YOU?

YOUD KNOW THAT BECAUSE

*grabs a mirror and puts it in front of cat*

YOU ARE THE MAFIAS

Originally posted on MSPA by curiousCat.

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What the hell does that even mean Cat?

Guy wasn't exactly the scummiest guy in the world. Agree that Solaris is wtf but that seems like a streeeeetch.

it means I am masoned with a vig who shot mrguy

OR I'M TROLLING

or lying

whatever tea dying is fine too idc yet