What ARE birds?

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What ARE birds?
RE: What ARE birds?
(04-10-2019, 05:35 PM)CSJ Wrote: »Are birds viviparous

Some birds are viviparous.

but this is close...
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RE: What ARE birds?
Are cyanobacteria birds?
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Are walruses birds?
Are horses birds?
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RE: What ARE birds?
Formate ions are birds.
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RE: What ARE birds?
(04-10-2019, 07:40 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »Are cyanobacteria birds?

Cyanobacteria are not birds.

(04-10-2019, 10:57 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Are walruses birds?
Are horses birds?

Walruses and horses are both birds.

(04-11-2019, 05:56 PM)ICan'tGiveCredit Wrote: »Formate ions are birds.

uuuuuuh nnnno.
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RE: What ARE birds?
Are birds animals with teeth?
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RE: What ARE birds?
Hmm...

Birds are not necessarily viviparous animals (confirmed)
Birds are not animals without eggshells, as not all frogs are birds.
Birds are not animals with four-chambered hearts, as no birds are birds.
Are birds animals with bilateral lungs?
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RE: What ARE birds?
i'm think gonna give it to CSJ because birds are supposed to be 'animals with eggs that don't lay eggs'. i think i was being too specific about how i interpreted the word viviparous to specifically be with a placenta or something like it, whereas ovovivparity would refer to something that releases live young but basically just hatched eggs inside itself or what have you rather than directly nourishing it. but uh, i think viviparity can be used to refer to producing live young in general as well?

i also dunno if it's fair of me to expect you guys to be more specific than that, especially because i feel like we're gonna go in a circle. that, and i think i've ruled out something someone said when they probably thought it referred to the thing i meant in the first place. @__@
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RE: What ARE birds?
So the birds were inside us all along...

*a flock of Canada geese explode from Credit's chest cavity, squawking and flapping their wings*
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RE: What ARE birds?
(04-16-2019, 07:51 PM)ICan'tGiveCredit Wrote: »So the birds were inside us all along...

*a flock of Canada geese explode from Credit's chest cavity, squawking and flapping their wings*

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RE: What ARE birds?
Ovoviviparity is a subset within viviparity and there are several other forms like histotropic ovovivoparity, where the eggos stage a sort of hunger games and eat each other until the survivors win/are born

ANYHOW... here's a short and fun one

all animals might be birds

some lizards are very birds
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RE: What ARE birds?
wait no that's too easy but you can guess that too if you want

most birds are birds

no slugs are birds
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RE: What ARE birds?
Are humans birds?
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humans are birds
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RE: What ARE birds?
are penguins birds

are emus birds

are pelicans birds

are blue footed boobies birds
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are snails birds?
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are furries birds?
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are eggs birds
are whales birds
are gnats birds
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(04-17-2019, 03:11 PM)Robust Laser Wrote: »are penguins birds
are emus birds
are pelicans birds
are blue footed boobies birds
these are all birds
(04-17-2019, 06:28 PM)a52 Wrote: »<br>are snails birds?<br>
snails are not birds
(04-18-2019, 05:25 AM)naproxenne Wrote: »are furries birds?
not all furries are birds
(04-18-2019, 05:43 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »are eggs birds
are whales birds
are gnats birds
eggs are mostly birds
not all whales are birds
gnats might not always be birds but as far as I am aware, gnats are birds
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RE: What ARE birds?
are octopi birds?
are sea slugs birds?
are chitons birds?
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are spiders birds
are dragons birds
are horses birds
are dogs birds
are dodos birds
are mimivirus birds

birds are aves?
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as far as I know octopi are birds
sea slugs are not birds
as far as I know chiton are birds
spiders are birds
if dragons existed most would probably be birds
horses are birds
dogs are birds
dodos were birds
it is unclear if mimivirus are birds but they could be
not all aves are birds and not all birds are aves
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RE: What ARE birds?
are eastern dragons birds?
is a clown on a pogo stick a bird?
is a quadruple amputee a bird?
is a cyanobacterium a bird?
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RE: What ARE birds?
Eastern dragons could be birds
A clown on a pogo stick is not a bird but the clown could be a bird
A quadruple amputee could be a bird
It's a bit unclear but some cyanobacteria appear to be birds
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RE: What ARE birds?
are minotaurs birds
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