?????? Mafia - GAME END: Town Wins Somehow

HEYHEYHEY Dont throw me into this i din' do nothin'!

vote myeth

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this guy smells the corn

finally, we’ll lunch mirdini in a game
vote: Mirdini

Sonnets are bunkum
Vote for whomever you want
But I crave this flip

Votes:

seedy - 1 (Palamedes)
AgentBlue - 1 (Lordlyhour)
Mirdini - 7 (Myeth, Thalia V1, CSJ, LegendaryQ, awkwardcarapace, Robust Laser, seedy)
Myeth - 1 (a52)

With 16 alive, it takes 9 to lynch and 5 to soft lynch.
Deadline is Friday, August 31 at end-of-day midnight, Mountain time.

Oh, it seems it's time
To get yet another flip.
I vote: Mirdini

Vote: Mirdini

End of Day Votes

Mirdini - 9 (Myeth, Thalia V1, CSJ, LegendaryQ, awkwardcarapace, Robust Laser, seedy, Numbers, Mirdini)
seedy - 1 (Palamedes)
AgentBlue - 1 (Lordlyhour)
Myeth - 1 (a52)

With a consensus reached, Mirdini is lead to the place of honor, that being the noose.

So who was that mystery man?

Mirdini was the Jester Protector. Each night he could visit someone and, if they had an orange, craft it into protective gear that would defend against most nightkills. That is, the target would gain a oneshot bulletproof, with the protection lasting into future nights until it was used up. He was aligned with the town, for whatever that's worth.

Mirdini would win if, at any time during the game, at least half the living players had GUILTY written on their foreheads.

And with that settled, everyone prepares for the coming night.

I've slightly edited the role description in the previous post to clarify how the ability worked.

After a long night, finally everybody gets up. A quick headcount reveals two fewer jesters alive.

Who didn't make it? Well, LegendaryQ looks drained of life, and Ixcaliber is dead nearby.

LegendaryQ was the Bankjester, in charge of a branch of the Jesterland bank. Of course, this meant it was extremely insecure.

LegendaryQ would hand out 1000 Jesterdollars from the bank to whoever they visited, and to whoever visited them. Naturally, their goal was to empty the bank's coffers of 12000 Jesterdollars and send it into debt. (Money would continue to be given out at night afterwards, as this would only worsen the bank's debt problems.)

They were town, for all the good that does anybody in Jesterland.

Ixcaliber was the Announcer. Each night, they would follow one player and the next morning would have a public announcement of who they visited. This information had potential to be very helpful to the town, so naturally Ixcaliber was a member of the Mafia.

They would win if their own name were announced, either as a visitor or as a target.

As you ponder these results, you look around at each other, and realize that the mark on CSJ's forehead has been completely covered over in black marker and rendered unreadable, and there's a mark on Myeth's forehead that reads NEUTRAL.

And then the speaker blares up.

"IXCALIBER VISITED IXCALIBER."

After that, somebody else talks on the speaker.

"Glorious Leader Paranoia has declared that this prison time is taking up valuable space in our prison. Consequently, you are all to be moved to Jester Court immediately. Glorious Leader Paranoia will be presiding."

Immediately after the announcement, agents of the regime rush in and drag all of you, corpses included, over to the courthouse, where indeed, Glorious Leader Paranoia sits at the front of the room with a gavel.

Court is now in session.

Livelist:

-Robust Laser
-a52 - INNOCENT
-seedy - INNOCENT
-awkwardcarapace - unreadable
-Kíeros
-CSJ - unreadable
-AgentBlue
-Numbers
-Lordlyhour
-Myeth - NEUTRAL
-Justice Watch
-Palamedes
-Thalia V1 - GUILTY

With 13 alive, it takes 7 to lynch and 4 to soft lynch.
Deadline is end-of-day midnight Mountain time on Monday, September 10.

I got an orange
Hail to the bus-driver, fam
Vote: Palamedes

Lynch vote overruled.

Legal records indicate that one of you, per Jesterland's laws, is to be lynched today, however, so as a special favor from your magnanimous leader, I shall choose for you. The prosecution and defense agree with my judgement in this matter, as I am both.

So tell me, who shall it be? Make your case, for you all have fools for clients.

Our apologies. We had mistakenly included Akumu on the livelist for the last two days. This oversight has now been corrected.

Please resume your deliberations.

Glorious Leader Paranoia, nobody is truly innocent. So, a52 and seedy should die.

I say both because I have a jester lust for jester blood and hope that your generosity will allow us all to see two bodies drop. It would also further my goal of pointlessly sticking it to Reyweld.

I have stuff written on my forehead! I cant read

I admit it. I am the mafia.

Vote: Robust Laser

please execute me glorious leader please please pick me pick me please

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SpoilerEh. I had a good run. I'll always be more orange than the rest of you. And you didn't even get any oranges from it.

Oh dear benevolent Paranoia,
Seeing as Palamedes, too, would like to execute multiple people, I say we execute those who are inactive.

Oh 'Noia,
I believe CSJ should get the boot because what the heck man I thought you were sure 'dini did it!! Their visit-role is, like, the OPPOSITE of stabbing somebody

please execute me glorious leader please please pick me pick me please

A+ post, excellent work. Kill a52 (and seedy), glorious Paranoia.

Can dig Thalia's interest in killing inactives and would be willing to combine it with the 'kill INNOCENTs' bill.

We know the Glorious Leader has the final decision, but we have nothing better to do than count votes anyways.

Votes:

Palamedes - 1 (CSJ)
Robust Laser - 1 (Robust Laser)

We hope you enjoyed that.

please execute me glorious leader please please pick me pick me please

A+ post, excellent work. Kill a52 (and seedy), glorious Paranoia.

Can dig Thalia's interest in killing inactives and would be willing to combine it with the 'kill INNOCENTs' bill.

Nice, so how would that work? Would both the innocents and the inactive be killed?