ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 10: Murder Production Substantially Up

Um, we're um, running out of time, and this is altogether too fishy, and, um. People are quiet. And um. Um. Um. Um. I still um, don't know, um. Nola has necromancy? Please explain, um, did you, um, use those powers on wheat, who has now, um, been replaced with, um, Robert Pattinson? And does this mean you can, um, corraborate that wheat is going to die? Because if, um, my vote's going nowhere I should probably, um, exercise that on something else? Um. I don't know. Maybe, um. I'll um. Um. I. Um, I don't, time is short, oh no, um. What, um even is a day?

I mean if I'm gonna be perfectly fuckin' honest here, I'm just trying to be there when somebody dies.

So if anybody thinks they're shit outta luck on surviving the night lemme know so i can watch.

Lynch: The Knife

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I can confirm that Wheat is dead, and that he'll lose his ambulatory nature at the end of the day. I think that qualifies for RL's wincon?

Chex out the Mix Trail, page 202

Hrm, anybody got odds on me spoiling the game if I start rounding up wincons? I'm at a loss on how to proceed without either being mean, stupidly lucky, or helping people publicly earn their wincon.

Where's The Fun In Claiming Wincons

Wheat: 1 (AgentBlue)
Granolaman: 3 (Wheat, earthexe, Kaynato)
OrangeAipom: 1 (qwerx3)
The Knife: 1 (RobustLaser)

With 14 present, it takes eight to lynch and four to soft-lynch.

Deadline is Thursday, Oct 20 at midnight Mountain time.

Where's The Fun In Claiming Wincons

What if the true wincons were the friends we made along the way?

I ain't saying everyone should claim, but if anyone's reasonably close to achieving theirs it's in my best interest to help them along so they're willing to help me afterwards.

Now, when you say "help you," 'zat s'posta mean "die for necromantic experiments," or...? I'm not really clear on what's being suggested here. Which is, like, fine or whatever, but. Iunno. I think I had a point, but it escaped me.

Any case, the most useful thing for me would be to know is something that would self-invalidate if somebody chose to be contrarian, so. 'Fraid I'm not much help, here. But you, uh, probably already gleaned as much from N1, huh. Ah well, whatever.

I WISH (EVERYONE) WOULD STOP DYING. (DEAD (PEOPLE)) CANNOT HAVE A (LOVELY TIME).

Poke poke, there's about 36 hours to go.

In the day, or until the world ends?

Wait, I think I've got it.

Lynch: The demons attempting to end the world

Anyone have any ideas on how we should dispose of these corpses? I was thinking using the garbage compactor, honestly. I have most of the mess cleaned up now, but these bodies laying around are proving to be a real goddamn problem in keeping the clean spots clean. Do you know how many times I've had to shampoo the carpet of blood and piss today?? Christ

Either way. Granola seems to know what he's doing so I'll rescind my vote for them, and instead vote for those demons. Because I don't want to clean up the end of the world in addition to this pig sty we call an office. I swear to god, it's just one thing after the fucking other.

The berst part about this is, it might actually work? Guess we'll find out if we find out. Vote: them demons

EJECT (THE BODIES) INTO (THE ENDLESS VOID).

I'd Probably Be Upset If I Were Actually Taking This Seriously

Wheat: 1 (AgentBlue)
Granolaman: 2 (Wheat, Kaynato)
OrangeAipom: 1 (qwerx3)
The Knife: 1 (RobustLaser)
The Demons: 3 (Kieros, earthexe, Not The Author)

With 14 present, it takes eight to lynch and four to soft-lynch.

Deadline is Thursday, Oct 20 at midnight Mountain time.

Vote: The Demons
Eject: The Bodies
Chime into the Thread: People who don't want me practicing necromancy on them tonight

That sounds good to me. Someone help me get these deadweight fuckers out the door, then; they're a bit floppy.

Do we even HAVE one of those??

If not, R&D better be busting their asses for this one.

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I Guess This Is Progress

Wheat: 1 (AgentBlue)
Granolaman: 2 (Wheat, Kaynato)
OrangeAipom: 1 (qwerx3)
The Knife: 1 (RobustLaser)
The Demons: 5 (Kieros, earthexe, Not The Author, Granolaman, Shredded)

shit, i guess we're gonna lynch the demons

I would like to nominate Orange Aipom as my next necromancy test subject. If he's got any objections now's the time to voice them.

The Demons stole my choose-your-own adventure book! Looks like the beginning of an arduous journey...

lynch the demons