Pete the Peasant's Alphabet Funtime

Perhaps you could Fling the dagger?

Enlarge the Dagger by adding earth!

Distract him with an Attack from your Dagger. Then extract the sword!

Oh, that's a good idea! I'm a lot closer now... A is for Attack!

"Ouch! Get away from me, peasant!"

Oof! Well, I dealt him a blow, but he just pushed me away and I still don't have his sword. And he'll be on guard if I try to take it again...

Perhaps you could Fling the dagger?

I suppose that's worth a try. I'm not really an expert at dagger-throwing, but apparently I can just call it back to me, so there's not much risk... I just need to put some more distance between us, then...

F is for Fling!

"Ha! That puny dagger is no match for my sword!"

Well, he's probably right about that. It looks like the dagger's just going to bounce off his blade. Unless I do something in the second or so it's still in the air, that is.

Enlarge the Dagger by adding earth!

Ah! I wonder if that will work? Well, it is a magical dagger...

E is for Enlarge!

Oh, it's working! The ground is rushing up after the dagger! It's as big as a sword now, and...

CRACK!

"What the? My sword! My armor! I can't fight like this! Aaagh!"

Oh my, it broke right through his sword and made his armor shatter. This is quite a powerful weapon! And now Keith the Knight is fleeing! I'll just pick up my dagger again, to deal with these other two...

Oh, it's shrunk. Back to being an ordinary dagger.

"Ha! I doubt that trick will work again, peasant. You're no mage, you were merely lucky. Now you face Kevin the Knight!"

Wonderful. He looks better equipped than Keith. And even if I can deal with him somehow, Kurt's still waiting.

What am I going to do?

Follow Keith.

Duplicate Dagger, Ad Infinitum

Encore! Encore!

Make an Example of Keith. Ask them how Durable their Armor is, and have them Evaluate each others'!

>Destroy the next Guy

:3

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E is for Enlarge!

Oh. This is awkward.

You then become a millionaire performing the same service to paying customers all over the kingdom. Birth rates increase 20%.

Anoint Bears to Kevin, Cut his Dignity, Eat his Feet, but most importantly Get His Jury to sue him

Follow Keith.

That's going to be rather difficult, considering I'd not only have to get away from Kevin, but also slip past Kurt while he's guarding the only doorway out of here.

I'm going to need a more specific plan if that's what you want me to do.

Duplicate Dagger, Ad Infinitum

I may know what letters those words start with, but some of them still confuse me. I'm just a peasant! I don't know that many words.

Still, I suppose it's worth a try...

D is for Duplicate!

"What trickery is this?"
"What trickery is this?"
"Who is this impostor?"
"Who is this impostor?"

Oh dear. I seem to have misaimed that one. Now I have twice as many Kevins in the way.

Although, they're a bit confused at the moment. Perhaps this could be a chance to make a move. Any ideas?

(Reminder: Available letters are A to J. It's been a while since we picked up a new letter, so this reminder seemed appropriate.)

J is for JUMP
and H is for HIGH
JUMP HIGH
OVER THEM

Convince the Clones to Clash with your Foolish Antics!

Defenestrate!

...Joke?

Confuse Further.

Burrow into the ground!

...Joke?

Really? Well, perhaps I can win the new Kevin over with my sense of humor, it seems worth a try. Ahem!

J is for Joke!

What do you call a man who covers his armor in sandpaper? A rough knight!

I have no idea what I just said. But perhaps the Kevins appreciated it?

"What are you babbling about, peasant?"
"What are you babbling about, peasant?"
"You, shut up!"
"You, shut up!"

No, it seems the joke has fallen flat. Perhaps I should try something else.

Burrow into the ground!

Oh, that might work. Perhaps the dagger can help me with that. Well, let's try this...

B is for Burrow!

"Why's that fool peasant gone and stuck his head in the ground?"
"Why's that fool peasant gone and stuck his head in the ground?"
"Don't start with me again! Stay out of my way, impostor!"
"Don't start with me again! Stay out of my way, impostor!"
"Kevin, you fool! There's no need to argue with yourself, he does whatever you do. If you attack the peasant, he'll do the same!"
"He will? I like the sound of that. Thanks, Kurt!"
"He will? I like the sound of that. Thanks, Kurt!"

Oh dear. This burrowing doesn't seem to be getting me anywhere very fast, and it seems the Kevins are working together now. I'd best try something else.

J is for JUMP
and H is for HIGH
JUMP HIGH
OVER THEM

Well, I'm not sure how high I can actually jump, but perhaps it will put me in a better position...

J is for Jump!

Ow! Apparently, I jumped higher than I thought. I've hit my head on the ceiling.

"What was that noise?"
"What was that noise?"
"Look out!"
"Look out!"

CRASH!

Well, that was a less painful landing than I expected. And I seem to have knocked out one of the Kevins. I'm not sure which one, though...

THUD!

Oh, the other one just fell over. I suppose this is the original.

"I don't know what trickery you're pulling, peasant, but don't expect it to work on me! Prepare to die!"

Ah, and of course, Kurt is still here. I suppose a plan of some sort is in order.

What should I do now?

Bribe him with Anything you've got!

hurl a brick!

hit him to death

Perhaps you could Invent something to get yourself out of this!

Fly Away

Bribe him with Anything you've got!

Er, all I seem to have is this dagger. And the turnip, but I don't know what letter it starts with. I also have the clothes on my back, but I doubt he'll be interested in those. Oh, and this dirt that I shaped into a beard.

Well, it's worth a try. Kurt the Knight, if you let me go I'll give you this fine dagger!

"What would I want with that? I've got a sword! And if I did want it, I'd just take it from you after I send you over to Terence!"

Oh. Good point... oh, wait! I do have one more thing to offer! I know ten letters of the alphabet! And I'll teach them to you if you let me go!

"What? Why would I care about that? I already know eleven letters!"

Eleven? That's amazing!

"The King made sure we were well-taught. He likes things that start with K, like Knights, so he taught us up to K so we could recognize those things."

I see! So K is for Knight!

You have taught the children about the letter K!
11/26 letters taught!

"Yes it is, and... wait, why am I just talking? I'm supposed to be arresting you!"

Oh, dear. I suppose I should do something about that.

"You could surrender!"

No I can't, I don't know that letter! Let me see...

hurl a brick!

Oh! I do know those letters! But where am I going to find a brick?

"Enough of this! Die, peasant!"

Whoops! That was close, he nearly hit me. Fortunately, I moved fast enough that he hit the wall instead!

"Arrgh! I'll get you, peasant! I don't even need my sword for this, I'll use my bare hands! Well, they're gauntleted, but never mind that!"

Oh dear. Wait, what's that loose bit on the wall?

It's a Brick! H is for Hurl!

BLEEURGH!

"Eww! That's disgusting, peasant!"

That isn't what I meant to do... er... H is for Hit!

"Ugh..."

There. I hit him in the nose with the brick! Oh, but it shattered. A shame, it was nice to have another weapon...

Oh, wait, there's this sword sticking out of the wall. I'll just get it...

You do not know what letter this item starts with! You cannot use it yet!

Oh, that's right. Well, I'll just have to worry about that later. Now, the knights are out of the way, so what should I do...

Fly Away

I can try it, I suppose. F is for Fly!

Oh. I seem to just be running away very fast. Just as well, I don't want to be around when someone comes across those knights!

But where should I run to? I need to get out of here, and I need to find more letters!

K is for Kill