RWC Humiliation Station 2011 (HERE COMES THE DEBT COLLECTOR)

It would seem that both me and pyp have lost our bets.


okay i should really start writing/dancing now

Ok I officially declare that we should never collectively put our money into betting on sporting fixtures. We are officially terrible at this and I can only see much grief and many busted kneecaps.

Semifinal results were NZ 20, Australia 6 (14 point difference for Epamy)
France 9, Wales 8 (1 point difference)

That there is a 14 point difference, so Epamy I wanna see you shake that >:I (I also want to see other people who promised to do shit make good on those promises, I'm sure as hell gonna if New Zealand ends up winning this)

Pyp's also gotta post in a Grand Battle - we can all scream at him to do that because WALES GOT THE BEIGE BROS. I'm tentatively claiming that Dunedin outstreaked the rest of the country, so if I crochet a pokemon it's on my own dang terms.

Seriously though guys you gotta walk the walk, now that you've verified you can't even talk the talk and say shit that'll pan out to be true. You gotta redeem yourselves!

MAKING COSTUMES IS HARD

I have the best track record of anyone in this thread so far. If I had made separate bets instead of a compound one, I would have won on three and lost one!

Hooray for completely arbitrary criteria!

I have the best track record of anyone in this thread so far. If I had made separate bets instead of a compound one, I would have won on three and lost one!

Hooray for completely arbitrary criteria!

I still haven't lost a single one.

I bet one french vanilla soft serve ice cream face

To who? To yourself? That just seems like a win-win situation to me.

WE WON

THE FUCKIN' SHIT I'VE GOT A BET TO FILL NOW BUT WE WON AND I'M APPARENTLY HAPPY?

Also Wheat pull up a quote of whatever the hell I was meant to draw and I'll tackle it was my new-found tabletry because GODDAMNIT I HAVE AN EXAMPLE TO SET.

THEN DECIDE ON OR WRITE A SONG ALREADY

Well, I'm not going to insist on this one if other people have a preference, but if nothing else gets suggested, here's the decisive rap-off from my Write-Off story about Will Smith, Will Smith, and Will Smith:

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Spoiler"Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I'm gonna be your next Chairman

In west Philadalphia born and raised
Then I had some fun in my acting days
Had a TV show, played a cool teen
Then I made my way to the big screen

Life's cool, I got myself money and fame
Then all of a sudden everything turns lame
I get knocked out thanks to drugs in my food,
Next thing I know, I'm wakin' up nude

No cash, no nothing, just a lousy job
Workin' for some worthless slob
Everyone's got the same name as me
No clothes, no rights, but they tell us we're free

Will Smith over there, he's been usin' me
All this time he's been foolin' with my lady
Didn't like her much, but she was all that I had
'Cause everythin' in this town's been so goddamn bad

Now he's taken over and says he's a raptor
But when I'm done, he'll see that my rap tore
His plan to shreds and left him in the dust
I'll be in charge, my rule will be just

Sayin' it now, I'll be tough but fair
For the five minutes or so that I serve as Chair
Long enough so all the bad guys are banned
Then I'm gonna dissolve Will Smithland

Everyone here is gonna be free
I'll put an end to this tyranny
You can go back home, that's what I say
Once this place is back in the USA!"

Okay so

I have to make what-the-fuck-is-that-thing for a Mini-Grand

And I have to draw some fanart for a not-yet-specified adventure.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'd like your mini-grand character to have dreadlocks. I don't give a shit if it's otherwise hairless, bitch needs dreadlocks.

THEN DECIDE ON OR WRITE A SONG ALREADY

Gonna have to second this, it can double as Mirdini's Christmas present if he wraps up songfia before then!

Bonus points if you incorporate this post as an epilogue somehow.

Okay reviewing my post I can do "whatever i get my hands on" so I will get a cloak and copious amounts of alluminum foil at which point I will record that song that I have not actually heard yet for all of you.

Boop.



(ask Godbot and I if you need lyrics)

well drat. I'll write what you throw at me I guess?

I would very much like a transcription of lyrics yes.
STATUS: Cloak retrieved from depths of closet, Aluminum Foil will have to wait until after Networking Tests

OKAY I WIN

STATUS: Have foil, need lyrics, if lyrics are attained, Attempt #1 will occur tomorrow after school.

Can...this wait until after exams? Or when the worst ones are over? >_<

AlsoIjustexceededourinternetcapuntilthefirstofNovemberwhichiswhenexamsstart

babam

[2011-10-26 23:19:38] <MalkyTop> Schazzy
[2011-10-26 23:19:47] <MalkyTop> Buy a wooden sword
[2011-10-26 23:19:52] <MalkyTop> Swordfight a lamppost
[2011-10-26 23:19:55] <MalkyTop> In broad daylight
[2011-10-26 23:19:56] <MalkyTop> Or
[2011-10-26 23:20:00] <MalkyTop> Just swordfight anything
[2011-10-26 23:20:02] <MalkyTop> Including legs
[2011-10-26 23:20:04] =-= c299027fbbs is now known as Slorange
[2011-10-26 23:20:07] <MalkyTop> Please
[2011-10-26 23:20:36] <Solaris> yes
[2011-10-26 23:20:40] <Solaris> do what malky just said
[2011-10-26 23:20:46] <Solaris> that would be awesome
[2011-10-26 23:20:52] <Schazer> bwahahahaha
[2011-10-26 23:20:55] <Anomaly> i agree

So, Schazer
You have to photograph or record yourself fighting and defeating various park objects (at least one of which must be a gazebo or similar park building), and there need to be people around or it doesn't count.

It isn't entirely clear whether or not the robot is gonna be big.

Nice phantom of the opera costume tho.

Hahaha YES!

That was... that was pretty big solaris!

Also I love how that lady who I assume is your sister runs off SUPER EXCITED to get her camera.


ANYWAY, regarding my writing bet, I'm gonna give you some options now that I think I'm gonna have some time this weekend.

Should I write about...

-The Fact That We Have A Thread Dedicated To Putting Googly Eyes On Things.

-Lamposts*

-Dwale, Kentucky

-Farts and butts and that kinda stuff.

-Something Else Entirely

*this will be a personal challenge because I HATE LAMPOSTS

There is not enough lamp-post hate on Eagle Time yet. I mean, I get that you hate lamp-posts but I'm not really feeling it, y'know?

I vote lamp posts.

But Schazer! I'm supposed to praise the thing I write about!