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 Agenternet storytime!
<Agenternet> here's a little story, children
<Agenternet> once upon a time there was a dude. He was a pretty cool dude with some big ideas!
 Atosen sits cross-legged and looks up at Teacher Agen attentively.
<Agenternet> He knew that methane was a greenhouse gas, so he decided to try and lower those emissions too, as well as carbon.
<Agenternet> Now normally, you'd all turn your heads to look at the nearest cow at this point, but this dude lived in the outback, where even though there are a lot of cows there are even more kangaroos!
 Flaaffy raises his hand
<Agenternet> yes myon?
<Flaaffy> CAN I GO POTTY
 Agenternet hands myon a hall pass
 Flaaffy runs off
<Agenternet> so this dude invented an ingenious device that you could put on a kangaroo, and it would absorb all the methane and let it be piped off later to use as fuel.
<Agenternet> He built a successful business on it, and became moderately wealthy.
<Agenternet> But alas, disaster struck when he attempted to diversify into managing the herds of cows that australia bred for beef.
<Agenternet> And eventually, the beef barons drove him out of business.
<Agenternet> In the end
<Agenternet> his whole business was roo wind.
<Agenternet> I'M NOT SORRY
 Flaaffy suplexes Agen.

[09:38] <Seiga> I requested an ass several minutes to an hour ago and I haven't received any service schaz
[09:38] <Schazer> ain't no surgery like emergency surgery
[09:38] <Schazer> Seiga would you like to speak to the manager
[09:38] * Flaaffy sits on Seiga's face.
[09:38] <DragonFogel> Perhaps the real ass was the friends you made along the way.
[09:38] <Schazer> Fogel, rude
[09:40] <Schazer> lemme go and fetch the manager
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[09:40] <TheManager> good afternoon, sir
[09:41] <TheManager> my wait staff informed me you've been waiting over an hour for the ass you ordered?
[09:41] * PickYerPoison is now known as PYP|AFK
[09:42] <Agenonthego> Obviously the solution is to put eight contestants into a battle to the death
[09:42] <Flaaffy> my ass is mightiest.
[09:43] <Seiga> I don't know how to add to this despite starting it in the first place ;-;
[09:43] <TheManager> Sir, I don't recall you working here
[09:43] <Solaris> you need to put your ass on the line!!!
[09:43] <Flaaffy> I'm freelance assmaster
[09:43] <Solaris> put your ass where your heart is
[09:43] <TheManager> Sir,
[09:44] <TheManager> our customers expect rigor and standards in the quality of ass handed to them in this establishment
[09:44] <Flaaffy> My ass is number one fantastic power yes
[09:44] <TheManager> I'm afraid I can't abide an unregistered, unverified ass on the premises
[09:44] <TheManager> I will need to ask you to leave, before I'm forced to alert the authorities
[09:44] <Flaaffy> I don't need a license to twerk here
[09:45] <TheManager> um, yes you do
[09:45] <Sai> Did someone say unlicensed twerking? This is a grave offense. My law offices shall file a felony report.
[09:45] <Sai> A felony complaint*
[09:45] <TheManager> as positively callipygian as your ass may be, I have a business to run
[09:45] <Flaaffy> My only crime is being too hot
[09:46] * PYP|AFK is now known as PickYerPoison
[09:46] <PickYerPoison> nm i'm eating up here
[09:46] <TheManager> Sir I hate to damage quality goods, but unless you go through the proper channels and seek employment here I am not afraid to kick your delinquent ass to the curb
[09:47] <Atosen> Couldn't bear to miss the show, PYP?
[09:47] <PickYerPoison> how could i stand to??
[09:47] <PickYerPoison> this much twerking, in /my/ irc?
[09:47] <Mamylon> Marvel leaks promising "a female Star-Lord" coming up in the bad Guardians of the Galaxy comic
[09:47] <TheManager> Sir, please leave forthwith, you are causing a scene
[09:47] <TheManager> and I have a customer to attend to
[09:48] <Mamylon> (it's probably Kitty Pryde)
[09:48] <Jacquerel> I hate to butt in but it's probably about time i went to bed, good night folks

The Story of how Agen Macgyvered back Home

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Jul 23 23:34:59 <Agenclean> does anyone want to hear the story of How Agen Macgyvered her way back into her house
Jul 23 23:35:08 * You are now known as Agengyver
Jul 23 23:35:16 <Mareeptrain> I am waiting at the government assistance place
Jul 23 23:35:19 <Mareeptrain> So sure
Jul 23 23:35:22 <Agengyver> well
Jul 23 23:35:30 <Agengyver> i technically broke into my own house
Jul 23 23:35:42 <Agengyver> and was slightly disturbed that it was possible
Jul 23 23:35:49 <Dalm> i'm just about to update rpg once i finish this last panel
Jul 23 23:35:50 <Agengyver> i went out to take out the trash
Jul 23 23:35:53 <Dalm> i once did that agen
Jul 23 23:36:05 <Agengyver> and of course didn't bring keys or phone
Jul 23 23:36:08 <Dalm> i locked myself out and had to climb in through the bathroom window
Jul 23 23:36:10 <Agengyver> i mean come on it's the trash
Jul 23 23:36:20 <Agengyver> yeah but dalm you are not me
Jul 23 23:36:28 <Dalm> :0
Jul 23 23:36:30 <Mareeptrain> I always take my stuff <_<
Jul 23 23:36:33 <Dalm> its true im not
Jul 23 23:36:37 <Agengyver> you are not someone who doublechecks every window
Jul 23 23:36:51 <Agengyver> and makes sure there is absolutely *no possible way*
Jul 23 23:36:57 <Agengyver> no keys under flowerpots
Jul 23 23:37:01 <Agengyver> no keys buried in the garden
Jul 23 23:37:05 <Agengyver> no keys up drainpipes
Jul 23 23:37:13 <Agengyver> no keys slotted behind a fake brick
Jul 23 23:37:21 <Agengyver> no keys in secret metala tube up ass
Jul 23 23:37:32 <Agengyver> oh shit the soup
Jul 23 23:37:38 <Mareeptrain> Oh you're missing out on that last one then
Jul 23 23:37:46 <Mareeptrain> best place to hide it
Jul 23 23:38:00 <Timu12> agen how did you get in :O ?
Jul 23 23:38:28  Mareeptrain eats popcorn, shares with timu
Jul 23 23:38:33 <Loather> i broke into my own house through the garage once
Jul 23 23:38:48 <Loather> opening attic hatches into a hallway from the attic is uh
Jul 23 23:38:52 <Timu12> you know when the naked guy pulls out a gun and it's like "where were you keeping that"
Jul 23 23:38:56 <Loather> kind of scrary
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Jul 23 23:39:07 <Timu12> agenriel are you an angel now :O ?
Jul 23 23:39:20 <Mareeptrain> put on a shirt agen
Jul 23 23:39:46 <Loather> take off a shirt agen
Jul 23 23:39:51 <Plaid> Schaz broke us into her flat after an unsuccessful attempt at climbing in the bathroom window via the bins
Jul 23 23:39:53 <Mareeptrain> lewd
Jul 23 23:40:09 <Plaid> that was fun
Jul 23 23:40:12 <isoraqathedh> Be sure to keep up with my continual development of my new desktop background here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/ceydqqbtbe5nsr...n.png?dl=0
Jul 23 23:40:12 <Mareeptrain> I always remember my keys and I live alone.
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Jul 23 23:40:20 <Plaid> sadly i've not had to break into anywhere myself
Jul 23 23:40:29 <Mareeptrain> super alone
Jul 23 23:40:30 <Loather> i kicked a shed door open once toooo
Jul 23 23:40:39 <Mareeptrain> Oh god I'm so alone
Jul 23 23:40:43 <Loather> i was a kid and it was very dramatic
Jul 23 23:40:55 <Loather> made a loud noise and everything
Jul 23 23:41:11 <Loather> nobody else was impressed tho, just mad because i couldve broken the lock
Jul 23 23:41:38 <Jacquerel> one time my whole family locked themselves out of the house so my dad had to lift me up through a back window
Jul 23 23:41:58 <Plaid> my dad did that too
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Jul 23 23:42:01 <Loather> breaking in through windows isnt feasible here even tho its mostly one-story houses
Jul 23 23:42:09 <Loather> because theyre like
Jul 23 23:42:14 <Plaid> after managing to open said window with a screwdriver
Jul 23 23:42:16 <Loather> stormproof and always locked
Jul 23 23:42:28 <Mareeptrain> the only way to break into my condo
Jul 23 23:42:42 <Loather> ohh i know how to pick some kinds of locks too
Jul 23 23:42:44 <Mareeptrain> would be to jump across a gap that's a 30 foot drop if you miss
Jul 23 23:42:50 <Mareeptrain> onto my balcony
Jul 23 23:43:07 <Jacquerel> we just fortunately left a back window open, bcause it was small enougha nd far enough off the ground that someone could only have broken in by giving a child a boost and then getting them to clamber down onto the toilet contained within
Jul 23 23:43:07 <Loather> some old doorknobs have a hole where you can stick a pin or paperclip in
Jul 23 23:43:11 <Loather> and thats all it takes
Jul 23 23:43:26 <Loather> anddd with some doors you can get a credit card in between the door and the wall
Jul 23 23:43:31 <Loather> and get in that way
Jul 23 23:43:36 <Plaid> that seems like it would defeat the purpose of a lock
Jul 23 23:43:38 <Jacquerel> my brother broke into his room at uni with a credit card
Jul 23 23:43:44 <Jacquerel> but that was just, his room in a shared house
Jul 23 23:43:51 <Loather> haha yeah
Jul 23 23:44:23 <Loather> the worst thing ive done issss
Jul 23 23:44:27 <Agenriel> yeah I can pick a lock but I didn't have the requisite gear
Jul 23 23:44:31 <Loather> re: locking myself out of things
Jul 23 23:44:38 <Loather> lock myself out of a car in the rain :C
Jul 23 23:44:40 <Agenriel> anyway the exciting continuation
Jul 23 23:44:45 <Loather> it was the middle of winter
Jul 23 23:44:51 <Agenriel> so i basically have fucked myself here
Jul 23 23:44:54 <Loather> above freezing but chilly and wet
Jul 23 23:44:55 <Agenriel> it's the middle of winter here now
Jul 23 23:45:01 <Agenriel> here i am in a t-shirt
Jul 23 23:45:09 <Agenriel> and flipflops
Jul 23 23:45:14 <Mareeptrain> put on clothes woman
Jul 23 23:45:14 <Loather> and i sat out there and waited for someone from AAA to break into my car for me
Jul 23 23:45:18 <Agenriel> going out to put the bins out clothes
Jul 23 23:45:29 <Mareeptrain> you'll freeze
Jul 23 23:45:37 <Agenriel> I did put on clothes!
Jul 23 23:45:44 <Mareeptrain> warm clothes
Jul 23 23:45:44 <Agenriel> this was when i was trying to break back into my house
Jul 23 23:45:47 <Loather> light your house on fire for warmth
Jul 23 23:45:52 <Agenriel> so anyway
Jul 23 23:45:53 <Jacquerel> burn your garbage
Jul 23 23:46:00 <Loather> burn your garage
Jul 23 23:46:12 <Agenriel> i tried ringing the body corporate manager to see if he had keys
Jul 23 23:46:24 <Agenriel> i believe the message i got translated roughly to 'fuck off'
Jul 23 23:46:31 <Loather> hahahah jesus
Jul 23 23:46:35 <Mareeptrain> rude
Jul 23 23:46:50 <Agenriel> to be fair it's not like they would know i wasn't an evil ruffian
Jul 23 23:47:02 <Agenriel> trying to break into other people's houses
Jul 23 23:47:08 <Agenriel> except, you know
Jul 23 23:47:11 <Loather> well if you were youd be super easy to catch
Jul 23 23:47:12 <Agenriel> being completely unequipped for it
Jul 23 23:47:22 <Mareeptrain> you never know
Jul 23 23:47:24 <Loather> because they would know
Jul 23 23:47:28 <Agenriel> anyway so having exhausted that avenue
Jul 23 23:47:39 <Loather> because they let you in and then the house was robbed immediately after
Jul 23 23:47:43 <Agenriel> it was a choice between walking a few kilometers
Jul 23 23:47:45 <Agenriel> in the middle of winter
Jul 23 23:47:54 <Agenriel> in wholly inappropriate clothing
Jul 23 23:47:56 <Agenriel> to my aunt's
Jul 23 23:47:59 <Agenriel> who has a key
Jul 23 23:48:31 <Agenriel> which, besides not being an option, would have outed some very crucial details about me to my family well before i'm ever going to be ready
Jul 23 23:48:46 <Loather> oh noo D:
Jul 23 23:48:55 <Agenriel> between that
Jul 23 23:48:58 <Agenriel> and breaking in
Jul 23 23:49:00 <Agenriel> i chose to break in
Jul 23 23:49:01 <Agenriel> but how?!
Jul 23 23:49:06 <Agenriel> the front door is locked!
Jul 23 23:49:14 <Mareeptrain> use the back door
Jul 23 23:49:17 <Agenriel> luckily i didn't lock the screen door, which had the screen key in it
Jul 23 23:49:26 <Agenriel> which allowed me to unlock the back door's screen
Jul 23 23:49:32 <Timu12> did you just smash through the fragile screen
Jul 23 23:49:44 <Agenriel> but the back door, which is a sliding door into the garden
Jul 23 23:49:52 <Agenriel> (i got into the garden via the garden gate)
Jul 23 23:49:58 <Agenriel> was still resolutely locked
Jul 23 23:50:05 <Agenriel> because i fucking made sure it was locked
Jul 23 23:50:17 <Agenriel> because i am just too goddamn good at making the house secure
Jul 23 23:50:21 <Loather> welp
Jul 23 23:50:37 <Loather> did you end up tunneling your way in
Jul 23 23:50:55 <Agenriel> yes i did take advantage of an existing hole in the screen so that i could contort my hand backwards into the key slot to open the screen door
Jul 23 23:50:57 <Dalm> :o
Jul 23 23:51:02 <Dalm> nice
Jul 23 23:51:05 <Agenriel> having gotten that far
Jul 23 23:51:12 <Agenriel> i reassesed my options
Jul 23 23:51:24 <Agenriel> the back door was definitely a better option to try and get through
Jul 23 23:51:48 <Agenriel> (getting through the front would require either lockpicks/bobby pin or lower body kicking strength
Jul 23 23:51:48 <GenTrigger> I've had to pop off a screen to climb into my bedroom before.
Jul 23 23:51:55 <Agenriel> neither of which i could do)
Jul 23 23:52:15 <Agenriel> I also briefly considered climbing up the tree in the back yard to get to the master bedroom balcony
Jul 23 23:52:26 <Agenriel> which I also knew I'd locked the door to
Jul 23 23:52:42 <GenTrigger> Are you afraid of ninjas?
Jul 23 23:52:46 <GenTrigger> Entering your home
Jul 23 23:52:51 <Loather> squirrels
Jul 23 23:52:52 <Agenriel> but would probably be less dangerous if i permanently broke the lock there
Jul 23 23:53:01 <Agenriel> we have possums here
Jul 23 23:53:06 <Agenriel> but anyway that's not the point
Jul 23 23:53:07 <Dalm> can possums open doors
Jul 23 23:53:09 <Agenriel> i just lock everything
Jul 23 23:53:10 <Agenriel> okay
Jul 23 23:53:14 <Agenriel> christ jesus god
Jul 23 23:53:18 <Loather> im the same way tbh
Jul 23 23:53:32 <Timu12> so so! what did you do :3
Jul 23 23:53:34 <Agenriel> i also considered climbing onto the roof and getting to my bedroom window
Jul 23 23:53:37 <GenTrigger> I'm lackadaisical about locking, but mostly because I have dog.
Jul 23 23:53:42 <Agenriel> but i knew i'd also locked that
Jul 23 23:54:02 <Agenriel> also i knew i almost certainly would have been seen and probably hauled off to the police station
Jul 23 23:54:14 <Agenriel> because you know that is not normal behavior
Jul 23 23:54:20 <Agenriel> (the house is a townhouse, it is two stories)
Jul 23 23:54:37 <Agenriel> anyway, having pondered my options
Jul 23 23:55:00 <Agenriel> (i also rattled a few screens on the lower floor windows to no avail, besides the windows wouldn't have opened anyhow
Jul 23 23:55:01 <Agenriel> )
Jul 23 23:55:12 <Agenriel> I decided, as mentioned, that the back door was the way to go
Jul 23 23:55:22 <Agenriel> now this back door has a very simple latch
Jul 23 23:55:49 <Agenriel> the kind where you turn a knob and a little ratchet comes up and engages a gap in the doorframe
Jul 23 23:56:14 <Agenriel> my goal here was to either turn the knob remotely or to trip the latch
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Jul 23 23:56:46 <Agenriel> (the knob had a lever thing on it, which i considered a possible candidate for pushing-with-a-stick
Jul 23 23:56:47 <Dalm> :o
Jul 23 23:56:47 <Agenriel> )
Jul 23 23:56:52 <Agenriel> but how to get to that point?
Jul 23 23:57:05 <Agenriel> it was a good thing, then, that my dad had been gardening last time he was visiting.
Jul 23 23:57:13 <Loather> hedge trimmers?
Jul 23 23:57:18 <Agenriel> because, in the garden, lay:
Jul 23 23:57:25 <Agenriel> several branches cut off from the tree
Jul 23 23:57:29 <Loather> oh
Jul 23 23:57:35 <Agenriel> a thing for cutting those branches
Jul 23 23:57:40 <Agenriel> and MOST IMPORTANTLY
Jul 23 23:57:43 <Agenriel> a trowel
Jul 23 23:57:46 <Agenriel> and a spade
Jul 23 23:58:30 <Agenriel> since the spade had a flat edge, I was able to jimmy it into the gap between the door and the frame and lever it open, causing what's probably irrevocable damage to the doorframe but w/e
Jul 23 23:58:46 <Agenriel> then, with the trowel, I was able to hold that gap open
Jul 23 23:59:01 <Agenriel> allowing me to move the spade into a new position
Jul 23 23:59:09 <Agenriel> and letting me lever it open further
Jul 23 23:59:32 <Agenriel> my first plan, to use a stick to push the lever, was not the best
Jul 23 23:59:43 <Agenriel> I didn't have the right kind of shaped stick
Jul 24 00:00:01 <Agenriel> nor did it have enough leverage to push the knob
Jul 24 00:00:19 <Loather> also wouldnt a stick break off?
Jul 24 00:00:22 <Agenriel> however, at this point, I realized that I'd levered the door wide enough that i could just see the ratchet
Jul 24 00:00:25 <Agenriel> IT WAS A BIG STICK
Jul 24 00:00:38 <Agenriel> and the gap at this point was wide enough to get my wrist throuh
Jul 24 00:00:55 <Agenriel> (note: i also got my wrist trapped in the door several times.)
Jul 24 00:01:04 <Loather> how :O
Jul 24 00:01:17 <Agenriel> the trowel slipped while my hand was still in the door
Jul 24 00:01:31 <Loather> dangg
Jul 24 00:01:34 <Agenriel> i had several visions of me still there the following morning
Jul 24 00:01:49 <Agenriel> anyway, I could see the ratchet
Jul 24 00:01:51 <Agenriel> but
Jul 24 00:02:04 <Agenriel> the trowel, which would be the best tool to try and trip it
Jul 24 00:02:09 <Agenriel> was holding the door open
Jul 24 00:02:18 <Agenriel> if i took the trowel out that gap would disappear
Jul 24 00:02:24 <Agenriel> what do, said the agen?
Jul 24 00:02:27 <Loather> shimmy the trowel!
Jul 24 00:02:42 <Loather> or if you had a shoe you could use that
Jul 24 00:02:57 <Timu12> use the other tool
Jul 24 00:02:59 <Loather> orrrr your hand if youre feeling tough
Jul 24 00:02:59 <Agenriel> obviously the answer was to get the thickest stick and the spade together and use them as two opposite levers
Jul 24 00:03:18 <Agenriel> to widen the gap wide enough that i could get the trowel out AND hold the door open
Jul 24 00:03:32 <Agenriel> whereupon i whacked the ratchet and it came loose from the catch
Jul 24 00:03:37 <Loather> niceee
Jul 24 00:03:41 <Agenriel> and lo, the door did spring open
Jul 24 00:03:45 <Agenriel> and the people rejoiced
Jul 24 00:03:57 <GenTrigger> Yay~
Jul 24 00:04:03 <Agenriel> and more importantly i didn't permanently fuck the lock
Jul 24 00:04:04 <Agenriel> still though
Jul 24 00:04:13 <Agenriel> if i could do it
Jul 24 00:04:20 <Agenriel> someone else could...
Jul 24 00:04:34 <Loather> thank you for storytime
Jul 24 00:04:35  Agenriel spends night staring at door, car battery taser in hand
Jul 24 00:04:45 <Agenriel> and that's the story of agengyver

20:39 Plaid oh no my boyfriend finally has had his revenge
20:40 isoraqathedh …?
20:40 Plaid i keep sending him seemingly questionable links and he finally found a thing i haven't seen yet
20:40 bigro ok I know just where to hide the bodies pla- oh
20:40 isoraqathedh Wait, you have a boyfriend?
20:40 isoraqathedh I didn't know that.
20:40 isoraqathedh I thought you were all about Schaz.
20:40 Plaid hahaha
20:40 bigro that is the best misconception
20:41 bigro iso you get a medal

Remember when iso predicted the future

[00:24] <Seiga> sbnkalny: higher definition pixel breasts
[00:24] <sbnkalny> sbnkalny: big boob

22:29 sbnkalny oooooooooooooooooooo banana

[11:35] <Agenforge> sbnkalny, myon needs encouragement
[11:35] <sbnkalny> Flaaffy, you are welcomed here.
[11:35] <Agenforge> good.
[11:35] * Agenforge ...

[11:40] <Sanzhdroid> sbnkalny: I spend a lot of time thinking about if I'm going to make you squart across the room
[11:40] <sbnkalny> There's plenty of time in the midst of some of them
[11:42] <Agenriel> ...
[11:42] <Agenriel> sanzhy
[11:42] <Agenriel> you made less sense than sbnkalny
[11:42] <sbnkalny> Well that's not weird, it's just better at introducing me to change one setting and gameplay videos a lot less sense than being coincidence

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<Chwoka> hi schazer, welcome back. here's what you missed:
<Chwoka>
<schazer> thanks, Chwoka
<schazer> now to Loather with the weather
<Loather> humid
<Loather> 87% humidity humid
<Loather> its not too hot or cold though
<Loather> 72 F/22 C
<Loather> theres also literally no wind
<Sai> How can there be humidity with no air

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<DragonFogel> Hi Gen.
<GenTrigger> Something REALLY gay
<schazer> u
<kitet> :U
 schazer dons shades and slam-dunks the nearest object
<GenTrigger> Kitet said "If you want to be added to the IRC spotlights thread you have to log in and say something "REALLY gay"
<kitet> GEN SHUT UP
<kitet> you can't just reveal that we're IN CAHOOTS
<GenTrigger> Schazer just dunked on me though
<kitet> taking eagletime by the shadowes
<schazer> dragged you hard
<schazer> from your insidious unlit corners into the raging light of aquillus
<Timu12> okay well mibbit is un-copy-paste-friendly so someone else can do it
<GenTrigger> Drag me like Tyga
<earthexe> sickkkkkkk
<schazer> a booming reminder from the sun itself, so sonorous it makes the sunbeams buckle as they scorch your ill-adapted retinas
<schazer> EAGLE TIME <IS> A GAY ASS FORUM
<kitet> and gen has a gay butt
<GenTrigger> bless
<schazer> I whip off my halo and dunk you through it back to your stygian eroticaves (or platonicaves, if that's how you swing) so you may spread the good word back to your ilk
<schazer> end scene
<kitet> hehe
<kitet> "eroticave"
<GenTrigger> I try to go delving into the platonicaves but the deeper mines of the eroticaves beckon.
<GenTrigger> Hollow and wailing
<GenTrigger> having a right good time it is.
<Chwoka> stygian?
<schazer> stygian normally means "relating to the river styx"
<Timu12> in hell
<schazer> but it can also be used to mean murky, dark, gloomy, etc
<Timu12> kitet have you seen the kirby anime
<kitet> only some of it
<Agenternet> right back at'cha
<Timu12> meta knights accent sounds like "in hell" when he says "inhale"
<earthexe> not exactly in hell
<schazer> I like stygian because it means "underworldy" but in a duller, gloomier way instead of all fire and brimstone
<schazer> it's like the emo variation of "hadean"
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<schazer> whoops
<Agenternet> i'm having trouble trying to figure out how much of this should go in highlights

The answer was 'all of it'

[21:24] Loather: sbnkalny duck opinions
[21:24] sbnkalny: Hold me, Solaris
[21:24] Loather: hahahahah
[21:25] Jacquerel: I will hold solaris on your behalf, sbnkalny
[21:25] sbnkalny sets Solaris on sbnkalny's lap
[21:25] Jacquerel: 1 sec
[21:25] Loather: solaris i thinks sbnkalny likes you
[21:25] sbnkalny: Im Jacquerel
[21:25] Loather: WHOA
[21:26] Loather: jacquerel is this true
[21:26] Jacquerel: maybe

[21:30] Loather: sbnkalny bird opinions
[21:30] sbnkalny: sbnkalny hug Jacquerel
[21:30] Loather: i see
[21:30] Jacquerel gently pats sbnkalny
[21:30] sbnkalny: Im sbnkalny
[21:30] Jacquerel: yes you are

[13:37:45] <Chwoka> who needs quilted northern when you've got southern comfort
[13:38:57] <Mamyllergies> Who needs Southern hospitality when you've got Best Western

there's no context to this or anything, it was a complete non-sequitur

<piester> leffy isn't dirty!
<leffy> Deuce: i'm a fuck piester
<piester> okay maybe a little

Mamylon No one's deepthroating any mice
Mamylon Stick to safe oral sex with your computers, like cunnilinging the touchpad

Timu12
.......... ahri is still the best fursona out there :(
great
............ too late sbnkalny's small metal bear as a fursona is inescapable
sbnkalny
.......... Sound packs, texture packs, mod packs together too
great
...............sbnkalny has made all the resources for it

[05:32] <Agenkalny> sbnkalny, am i butts or boobs person
[05:32] <sbnkalny> Hopefully when moffit gets done we'll get a reply or find alternate ways to say Agennova,
[05:33] <Mamysquid> Moffat's a butt person, right?
[05:33] <Mamysquid> Trying to remember my Sherlock
[05:33] <Agenkalny> she almost makes sense
[05:33] <Agenkalny> *almost*
[05:33] <Mamysquid> Sbnkalny kinkshame Agenkalny
[05:33] <sbnkalny> Agennova snuggles LP|Webinar
[05:33] <Agenkalny> sanzhy i like boobs more than butts, but i also appreciate nice butts
[05:33] <Mamysquid> Ewwwwww
[05:33] * Agenkalny snuggles lp\
[05:33] <Mamysquid> Nice kinkshaming sbnkalny
[05:33] <sbnkalny> I wish they didn't take very nice illustration of the second
[05:33] * Agenkalny is elpiesexual now?!
[05:33] <Mamysquid> Please no one draw this disgusting cuddle
[05:34] <Sanzh> lmao
[05:34] <Agenkalny> why is pharmsy not here
[05:34] <Agenkalny> will post to highlights for her to see later

[05:38] <Agenkalny> sbnkalny kinkshame elpie
[05:38] <sbnkalny> Gay Sanzh
[05:38] <Agenkalny> well
[05:38] <Agenkalny> i think that says it all
[05:38] <Mamysquid> :v
[05:38] <Sanzh> omg

[05:43] <Agenkalny> sbnkalny kinkshame your maker
[05:43] <sbnkalny> Jacquerel hugs Sanzh
[05:43] <Sanzh> thanks jac
[05:43] <Agenkalny> i'm not even sure what that means anymore.
[05:43] <Agenkalny> sbnkalny, explaaain
[05:43] <sbnkalny> I forgot to say LP|Webinar,
[05:43] <Agenkalny> elps you're in on this hugfest too
[05:43] <Agenkalny> sbnkalny, who else?
[05:43] <sbnkalny> He was about to say Jacquerel,
[05:44] <Agenkalny> sbnkalny, who else?
[05:44] <sbnkalny> I have to say Mamysquid,
[05:44] <Agenkalny> sbnkalny, for fuck's sake, who else?
[05:44] <sbnkalny> So i'm going to say Agenkalny,
[05:44] <Agenkalny> thank you, sbnkalny.

[14:49:57] <Solaris> sounds like the game is playing you as much as you are playing it

<@DragonFogel> sbnkalny, did Para bite you?
<sbnkalny> Chwoka, can you take a picture of Kitet https://files.gamebanana.com/img/ico/spr...10d371.gif
<Loather> yes that is definitely kitet
<Kitet> that's not
<Kitet> that's not what i look like at all
<Kitet> sbnkalny is this some kind of insult
<sbnkalny> DragonFogel is a fun little thing
<Chwoka> kitet i remember taking this picture
<Chwoka> you wouldn't sit still
<Loather> sbnkalny is that a dick joke
<sbnkalny> It's a dick
<Kitet> WOIW
<Loather> knew it. knew it
<Chwoka> don't lie to #eagletime
<Chwoka> dragonfogel, confirm/deny
<PickYerPoison> kitet don't lie to us
<@DragonFogel> I don't even understand what I'm confirming or denying.
<Chwoka> DRAGONFOGEL CONFIRM/DENY
<bigro> sbnkalny is off the fucking rails
<Kitet> 'm not a bone
<sbnkalny> I could not now the emulator timer is off the teleporter
<PickYerPoison> are you calling sbnkalny a fucking liar
<sbnkalny> Kitet, are you that
<PickYerPoison> YEAH ARE YOU A FUCKING LIAR
<Kitet> NOOOOOOO
<PickYerPoison> >:V
<Chwoka> KITET CONFIRM/DENY
<Kitet> DENY
<Chwoka> WRONG
<bigro> LIES

Making Fogel Proud since 2015

[12:33] <Agenstarship> Mrow.
[12:33] <Agenstarship> What's new
[12:33] <Butler> galles fort got attacked by a weresheep
[12:33] <Butler> 15 dead i think
[12:33] <Butler> super tragic
[12:34] <Agenstarship> IN has weresheep?!
[12:34] <Agenstarship> X3
[12:34] <Agenstarship> I kid, I kid
[12:34] <Agenstarship> Or do I... lamb
[12:34] <Butler> lol
[12:34] <Shoe> Hewwo
[12:34] <Agenstarship> I'll stop acting the goat now
[12:34] <Shoe> How art thou
[12:34] <Agenstarship> And pulling the wool over your eyes
[12:35] <Agenstarship> I suppose you don't take kindly to being fleeced
[12:35] <Agenstarship> Shear'll be right
[12:35] <Agenstarship> Ewe don't think that's too much?
[12:36] * Alise is now known as EikaForge
[12:36] <Agenstarship> Sorry to ram this down your throats
[12:36] <Agenstarship> I'm a baaaaad person
[12:36] <Agenstarship> Now I'm just horning these in
[12:36] <Agenstarship> I feel so sheepish
[12:37] <Agenstarship> I've got a mut-ton of these
[12:38] <Agenstarship> Guess I better hoof it
[12:39] * Galle has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
[12:39] <Mobilemyon> <3
[12:40] <Agenstarship> You know, Mary's lamb must have been the most discombobulated thing ever
[12:40] <Agenstarship> But I guess it would have trusted her
[12:41] <Agenstarship> Its fleece would have been a great grade, too, if it was so white and fluffy
[12:41] <Agenstarship> After all, Mary knows best.
[12:42] <Agenstarship> (Did I kill everyone)
[12:42] <Agenstarship> (I'm sorry)
[12:43] <Agenstarship> (It was the stealth pun that did it, wasn't it)
[12:43] * Agenstarship ties up the puns with a length of wild creeper wrapped in a circle
[12:43] <Butler> Galle, can you change how many dwarfs your fort will get?
[12:43] <Agenstarship> An o-vine, if you will
[12:44] <Agenstarship> Somebody stop me

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I still have to go out for my birthday dinner in this :')

<AppleJac> my grandma has four dogs
<bigro> I have four dogs
<DragonFogel> bigro, I didn't realize you were Jac's grandma.
<Rivenforge> i am four dogs
<bigro> I know fogel don't tell anyone
<bigro> especially not jac
<DragonFogel> Forge, I didn't realize you were Jac's grandma's dogs.
<AppleJac> your secret is safe with me
<Rivenforge> We miss you, AppleJac

If anyone asks, I never posted this.

[14:01] <schazer> look my connection fucked up again but like
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