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07-04-2013, 05:53 AM
What's in there?
It's a tiny briefcase! Where do they get these tiny, tiny briefcases?
Is it locked?
Duh.
Locks in locks. Great. We're gonna open it and it's going to be those fat Russian ladies. Come on, let's amscray before he comes to.
"Amscray?"
You are in no position to amscray.
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07-04-2013, 06:01 AM
Move around with the chair to the guns, then shoot yourself free.
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07-04-2013, 06:53 AM
Shuffle around until you fall ass-first and bent double down the garbage shute.
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07-04-2013, 06:56 AM
Wriggle around a bit.
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07-04-2013, 11:14 AM
Wiggle around and fall head-first
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07-04-2013, 01:24 PM
Jump up as high as you can and suplex the chair with your back.
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07-04-2013, 05:20 PM
Look into the safe thingy on the wall, if you can.
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07-04-2013, 09:19 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-05-2013, 05:33 AM by ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆.)
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07-04-2013, 09:20 PM
What's in there?
It's a tiny briefcase! Where do they get these tiny, tiny briefcases?
Is it locked?
Duh.
Locks in locks. Great. We're gonna open it and it's going to be those fat Russian ladies. Come on, let's amscray before he comes to.
"Amscray?"
You are in no position to amscray.
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07-04-2013, 09:24 PM
wriggle your hands free and and then try to get your feet out
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07-04-2013, 10:51 PM
> Reach for the drawers
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07-05-2013, 12:40 AM
(07-04-2013, 09:24 PM)Crowstone Wrote: »wriggle your hands free and and then try to get your feet out
No masking tape can hold down your mighty forearms and forelegs! Sadly, many hairs were lost in the fighting of this battle.
(07-04-2013, 10:51 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »> Reach for the drawers
Your teachers always told you to "reach for the drawers," but you never listened. You never listened! And look how you ended up.
You can't open the bottom drawer -- it must be jammed or something. And even if you could, your legs would be in the way. Inside the top drawer, though, you can see some socks, deoderant, thumbtacks, your keys, and an emergency soda.
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07-05-2013, 12:59 AM
> Use key on lock.
> Equip socks.
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07-05-2013, 02:13 AM
you need to drink that soda!!!
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07-05-2013, 03:06 AM
> Drink the soda immediately. Emergency Snacktime.
> Use the thumbtacks to cut through your restraints
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07-05-2013, 03:46 AM
honestly if your arms are free, what's stopping you from freeing the rest of you?
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07-05-2013, 10:25 PM
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(07-05-2013, 02:13 AM)Crowstone Wrote: »you need to drink that soda!!!
SODA DRANK.
(07-05-2013, 03:46 AM)AgentBlue Wrote: »honestly if your arms are free, what's stopping you from freeing the rest of you?
Uh duh, this isn't just masking tape, it's LOCKED masking tape.
(07-05-2013, 12:59 AM)Coldblooded Wrote: »> Use key on lock.
Interpreted as: Use your key on restraints lock.
![[Image: 10.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41287478/Pictures/The%20Thriller/10.png)
(First grabbing the key)
The key fits!
OH NO, that was your CAR key! YOU DEAD.
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07-05-2013, 10:26 PM
What's in there?
It's a tiny briefcase! Where do they get these tiny, tiny briefcases?
Is it locked?
Duh.
Locks in locks. Great. We're gonna open it and it's going to be those fat Russian ladies. Come on, let's amscray before he comes to.
"Amscray?"
You are in no position to amscray.
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07-05-2013, 10:39 PM
Repeat everything up to opening the drawer, then save the game this time.
Now use the key on the door, that should get it out of your way.
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07-05-2013, 11:03 PM
release your hands and then open the door
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07-05-2013, 11:06 PM
(07-05-2013, 10:39 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Use the key on the door, that should get it out of your way.
(First breaking free of your restraints, opening the drawer, and grabbing the key)
The door is now locked.
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07-06-2013, 12:05 AM
> Use key on the restraints lock again, but this time don't die.
> Take stock of the room on the other side of the door.
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07-06-2013, 01:01 AM
Turn the key the OTHER way.
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07-06-2013, 01:07 AM
>wriggle your hands free and and then try to get your feet out
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07-06-2013, 01:33 AM
> Move into a position to amscray.
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