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The awesome stood looking out at the multiverse or what was left of it because he had destroyed every universe in it but this one with his awesome power but he suddenly realized he was bored luckily ehe is also super psychic so knew that he would be bored and made sure to get eight people before he killed everybody to fight to the death for him he couldn't wait for their inevitable doom as it would certainly be a Grand Failure[b].

Welcome to the [b]Grand Failure yo. This'll work a... little bit differently than your standard battle. Because the last one standing isn't so much the best writer as the worst. That's right, the most blatant use of godmoding, mischaracterization, and overall bad writing technique wins the day here.

That said, saying the straight up worst isn't exactly right. What we want is the most hilariously bad writing. You can just smash at the keyboard wildly, but if it's unreadable, that's not even writing at all. That's smashing wildly at the keyboard. (Shocking, I know).
Also, you will still be removed for inactivity if that happens. It can't be bad writing if there's no writing to be bad.

So to sum up:
-Write poorly, but entertainingly so
-You still have to be active
-How do tags work I'm confused

<b>THE SIGNUP SHEET</b>
Username: Names may be changed to protect the innocent.
Name: What is your character's incredibly creative name?
Gender: Is your Nidoran purple or blue?
Race: What kind of race is your wholly unique and amazing character?
Colour: Okay let's not actually have it be eye-searing though. That said, as long as you can read it, go nuts with the tags.
Description: Who is your character and why is it better than everybody else?
Items/Abilities: How overly powerful nicely balanced are your characters abilities or inventory?
Biography: Surely they have some manner of tragic past that makes them more interesting, right? Tell it here.

Contestants
1. Dan Hibiki - Bearbert Swords-For-Swords
2. cyber95 - [color=justice"]Nitebat[/color]
3. Mjilner - Macula Brogo
4. MalkyTop - Ys
5. Not Alls and Shayzer - Misteri Roboto
6. Chuck Norris lol - Count [color=#FF0000]Awesome the Awesome[/color]
7. steven freeman - Steven Freeman
8. Rosetta the hedghog - Rosetta the Hedghog

We obviously need Malky to enter this so she can lose in the first round.

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[color=#EEEEEE]reservd[/colar]

We obviously need Malky to enter this so she can lose in the first round.

SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP.

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YEAH WOO FUCK YEAH WOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOO

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Diubs on bearsdaed swrodsman!!

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Username: Dan Hibiki
Name: Bearbert Swords-For-Swords
Gender: MALE AROOBABLY DEFINATELY
Race: Walking zombie beardude
Colour: brqeewon!
Description: HES A BIG OLD BEARDUEDE WARIOR BUT HES ALSO A ZOMBIE

HE LIKES EATEINZG EATING AND FITING THINS
Items/Abilities: Has 8 swoerds, each one for a specfic scenario: a bigsword for big nemies, a little sword for little enemies, analso little sord for parrying, a really slong sowrd for far away thins, a sworhetr shortre sword for throwingd at stuff, a lava sowrd for setting thins on fire, a ice sword for seting thins on freezing, & as healings word for settingasd thins on heatly.

Hea can also eat felsh to make other people szombies beardudes
Biography: Bearbert was a beardude warrior from the planet Bearulon-12 and then he died of seppukus asfter killing the most powerful sorcerer inteh world! But then he became azombie because a fdeifen difernt sorcere decidede to necromance him and then he was all "raaaargh oh no bsttle why"

Username: cyber95
Name: Nitebat
Gender: MANLIEST MAN
Race: MANLIEST MAN
Colour: [color=justice"]JUSTICE.[/color]
Description: Nitebat wears a black costume with a mask that looks like a bat only not really and it looks awesome and he has a cape.
Edit: Also he has a personality, his personality is that he's awesome.
Items/Abilities: Nitebat has no superpowers, but he fights crime with his fists and with his cool gadgets which he has lots of.
Biography: Nitebat's real name is Bryce Wayde. When Bryce was little, his parents took him to the theater and were shot in an alley so Bryce decided to fight crime by becoming Nitebat. Now he is a superhero and he can beat up anyone. Oh yeah he has lots of money too and a butler and a secret hideout under his mansion but he's sad because his parents are dead.

Username: Mjilnir
Name: Macula Abrogo
Gender: None
Font colour: #00080FF
Species: Mummy Carpet Shampooer
Abilities: Is alive because of ancient curse that makes it be alive. It can shampoo any surface that it is on, and wash it clean. It can store and carry water and shampoo.
Description: The carpet shampooer wrapped in bandages and also with a mummified arm. It has glowing eyes like in the films.
Biography: In the olden tiems there was a pharaoh called Boh Ssman. He got died and was mummified. Then he came back to life because that is what mummys do. In the modern days things had advanced and he wanted to keep his pyramid clean so he built Macula to keep it clean.

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SpoilerHow will he keep it clean now that Macula has been taken to a Grand Battle? Don’t worry he will not have to worry because he will be in a Grand Battle as well.

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SpoilerFor the record this isn't a snipe at Eximo because that would be self-evidently dumb. This is someone who saw Eximo and thought he was really cool and wanted to make his own version.

Username: MalkyTop
Name: Ys
Gender: Neither
Race: Nipple God
Colour: #A55FAC
Description: It's this blob thing with arms and it has nipples all over it they're copious nipples too. Also it has six eyes that have minds of their own and a mind in a jar that belongs to someone else floating around inside it. It has a fish on its head that sometimes talks and that's how it talks and it has friends but they are the nipples but they are not all sentient (Ys just thinks they are). Because it is a blob it will blend. Sometimes some of the nipples stop working randomly and the brain in the jar wants to escape. It has a creepy windowless van and the creepy windowless van has creepy windowless van things in it because it is a creepy windowless van.
Items/Abilities: The nipples can all make different poisons come out of them. Also it can play drums and it is good at playing drums.
Biography: Ys was a blob and it was sad because it was a blob and had no gender then it grew copious nipples and it was happy again because it had copious nipples and then it met Pick Yer Poison from a forum and fell in love and then they had lots of sex and it was in love and then it got taken away for a grand battle and it was sad again.

Fuuuuck ok you bastards drove me to this


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Username: Nottles and Schazer tagteam edition
Name: Misteri Roboto (chumhandle technocraticOats) aka the Duke of Darktime in LoBaC
Gender: Dude troll dude guy
Race: Troll but not the internet kind one from Alternia and his lusus is a Strylph called Gettysburg. Gettysburg actually killed his first lusus (a bladefishbeaset) but that was ok because Gettysburg told Misteri about a game he'd stolen from a thing called a first guardian and the game was called Sburg. Misteri played the game with his friends (including his kismesis Apollo Sixten) but then he ended up here.
Colour: You are technocraticOats and you hisss like se machines sat presserve your lussuss, sough ssome sink it irkssome.
Description: Misteri is a troll and better than everyone because he is a rebel. Also a highblood with psychic powers which he also doesn't use because he's a rebel. He doesn't like talking about them because he worries other trolls may be jealous and the only one that can be jealous is his kismesis Apollo. Misteri uses strife specibus hornskind because he has an implant in his skull that lets him attach lots of different horns. He charges at people speeding up using his psychic powers to defeat them.
Items/Abilities: Misteri has his horns in his strife specibus and has the Pchooooooooes that Vriska lent him so he can run fast. Apollo helped put all his sBurg software on his robot lusus computer discs so he can sit on his trollgundam lusus head and troll people. He also has Gettysburg who likes to help him sometimes but usually chatters about time time delicious time and it doesn't make much sense.
Biography: Surely they have some manner of tragic past that makes them more interesting, right? Tell it here. Misteri will never see the hate of his life (of six solar sweeps which is seventeen in human years) Apollo again. That's tragic.

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Username: Chuck Norris lol
Name: Count Awesome the Awesome
Gender: Pokemon is st00pd but he is a man
Race: He is the count the awesomest human to exist but maybe he's not human that would be a great twist
Colour: [background=black][color=red][b]This is thebest font ever[/stuff]
Description: Who is your character and why is it better than everybody else? Count Awesome the Awesome has a really badass cloak because he is the Count and he also has a gun that can destroy anything and also shoot anything. He has the legendary sword, the Sword of legends, which lets him do anything ever and also it can cut anything like butter (i mean like something going through butter, butter can't cut things you silly). He is also tall and he is a really cool guy who has the most amazing voice in the world which can command anything and anyone to his will and he is basically the most awesome guy in the multiverse.
Items/Abilities: Well he has that sword and also that gun so that's all i guess. He has the ability to fly too and he heals whenever he is hurt and he can even block bullets and slow down time like the matrix lol (that was a good movie)
Biography: CountAwesome the Awesome is the ruler of the universe he lives in but he wasn't always. He was given rule of the universe by god because god was all like "you are awesome" and he was like "yeah i know" and then they high-fived it was really cool. His parents died when he was five or something so he went into secret ninja training in a secret ninja village and he learned the ways of the ninja and ninjutsu it was all like naruto only even cooler! He used his powers to save the world from a group of evil pirates who wanted to destroy the world and they had lasers and stuff and their leader was really bad and he wanted to destroy the world even more than the rest of them. The count tried to kill them but he couldn't and he was sad because he had failed. but then he heard tales of legendary weapons and so he went looking for them and eventually found them after he killed the seven dragons of eternity in the mountains of danger. he used these weapons to defeat the evil pirates and then everyone was happy and there was world peace. he already had all his other abilities because of the ninja training, remember. After that, god gave him rule of the universe and so he fought evil but it got boring after a while because it was never a challenge. He decided to enter the grand Battle because he thought it might finally give him a good challenge but it probably still wouldn't so he was still bored. Also his parents died before bryce's, I HAD THIS IDEA A LONG TIME AGO I'M NOT RIPPING ANYONE OFF THIS IS ORIGINAL PLEASE DON'T STEAL

Contestants
1. Dan Hibiki - Bearbert

<b>THE SIGNUP SHEET</i>
Username: steven freeman
Gender: lolwut male k?
Race: HUMENS ALL THE WAY :DDDDDD
Colour: eggs in blue
Description: stephen freeman is gordan freemans cousin and also morgen freemans cousin because freemens are related and he has really a really smart brain even smarter than gordan freeman who only got a phd but stephen freeman has a phphphphphphphphddddddd in EVERYTHIGN :D and he has suepr really strong KICKIN LEG and he also wears a SUIT OF WÜNDRE which is purple and has blue stripes going out of the suit into the tie which is also a TIE OF WÜNDER whihc he can use to kill things and soda
Items/Abilities: he also can walk really fast and has a motorbike like his other cousin john freeman who saved the humens but is MORE RAD tan his cousin john freeman who is also gordan freemans cousin and they both saved the world but steven freeman has not saved the world so he was sad. also steven freeman has GUN which is ,ade of LASERS and shoot.
Biography: one day steven freeman was sad because he has not save the world yet like his cousins gordan freeman and john freeman so he decide to go out and saved the world. but he forgot that today was his last day at work so he was fired and people say how can steven freeman saved world if he have no job? so steven freeman got a job at a mcdonuts which is totes a real place and mak many much moneys and he spend it on saving world but people say that steven freeman buy world and refuse to let world be save so steven freeman was sad. so he buy the mcdonuts and make everyone fat and they say setven freeman please save world only it was like mmff mff beacuase they were all fat. and steven freeman say yey and put on world saving SUIT OF WÜDNER and then all of a suden he dispear and fat people still waiting for saveing.

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SpoilerThis is the straight man. You can kill him early if you want, or I could play him as a separate character. Whatevs :3

THE SIGNUP SHEET
Username: redcloudynight
Name: Standford "Straight Man" Price
Gender: Male
Race: Human.
Colour: #808080
Description: Standford Price is a neatly dressed businessman in formal attire. His eyes are hazel and his hair, brown, is neatly combed. He is often seen with a briefcase, which contains some documents and a small pistol. He is of a calm demeanor and tolerates no nonsense - he tends to get very angry if nonsense continues around him.
Items/Abilities: Price has little to no combat training. He often attempts to reason with people rather than allow them to harm him, but is not very successful.
Biography: Standford Price had a happy childhood, and graduated from a top university with honors and a degree in business. Soon after, he had a career in GeneriCorp, Inc. and was making a great deal of money. One day, after hearing about a mugging in his neighborhood, he packed a pistol into his briefcase, as well as a 20-page instruction manual. And then he disappeared.

Username: Rosetta the hedghog
gender female
race: hangehog
color = bfffff cos of her boyfriendd~ ilu kylias!
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rosetta (who is called rose by her friends, and sometimes ueki wich means flower in nihongo) has a dark green dress and red with red hilightes on the sides and on the end and on her sleeves with red sneakers and golves with seven rings four on her wrists and her ankles except one that is broken and it contained an evil alterego called nagesetta (or kuro ueki) who is 8000000 and when negasetta proke free she became wolfroosetta and she took over so no w rosetta has dsd and sometimes turns into kuro ueki who is a vampire and very sexy if ud lik 2 no! :D

in resettas glove there is a peice of the master Emeral dand whenever she feel ssomething it changes clor for instans happy sad bleak and each of the feeling has can control an element depending on what color the gem is and her eyes also change depending on that white is possessed but but then the gem is stuck on black until negaseta goes awey. && when shes done when kuroeki leaves then she s always very depressed and goes into a coma and when she wakes up she will feel better but at hing about her has chenged can you find out witch?

items abilities = lol like is said she has the gloves tho i dunno if hat counts as a weppon :/ mod can u clarify? arigatou ^_n is it good enough?
she can also summon her minions tho fro her other rings eacjh of them has an element like water fire wind earth poison holy and dark and they are like except they are colored in the element

bio: rosa who lived he rwhhole life with her sister Coraline and Scarlett has grewn up to be the biggest three of the crimson sisters who have always been protectived by her father and her father was sumtimes abusive so he hit her and her sisters too and scarlet was always scare wen he hit her so rosaline had to comfort her and then she was happy again because her big sister ment like everything 2 her

wen her dad died of cansen she didnt cry once at the funneral but when he was died she cried alot especially when caroline took her sister and left cos life with rose was to dangerous when negaset was always lurking her evry move so she left.. then rosetia saw the contest being heald and she thot that it was her chanse at willning back her life wit the free wish at the end she wants to redo the world she was born in and maek sure scarlette becomes oaky.

The Awesome laughed at the pathetic fools who dared defy him! He now had eight of them now gathered together ready to put together in a fight to the death! Surely it would be fantastic and he quickly realized "Oh I should introduce them I guess!"

"Welcome everybody to this battle of mine you are all supposed to fight to the dyoueath how will hanlde this situation???

"First we have Bearbert Swrods for Swords and he is a zombie bear who has a bunch of swords that he can cut you with so watch out!!"

"Next theirs Nitebat who is a crusdaer of justice and even though he doesnt have superpowers he has a lot of really really cool stuff that he can use to beat you all up so watch out!!"

"Next theirs Macula Barogo who is a carpet shampooer that came from ancient Egypt and became a mummy himself this is crazy so watch out!!"

"Next theirs Ys which is really weird I was kind of unsure about letting you enter this Malky but Ill give you the benefit out of the dout."

"Next theirs Misteri Roboto which is a a troll from gthe planet Alternia like in homestuck! I love that comic!!!! Anyways he is rebelious and has psychic powers so watch out!!"

Next theirs Count Awesome the Awesome who is a awesome guy who has a gun and a sword that he can use REALLY GOOD so watch out!!"

Next theirs Steven Freeman who is related to the famous GORDON FREEMAN and is just as mjuch of a bad ass so watch out!!"

"Finallyxt theirs Rosetta the Hedgehog who can summon minions to help her fight and has a dark and troubled past!!!"

"Okay now that you all know each other goo!""

The 8 contestnats found themselves on a big platform in the sky that was held up with just like a single pillar and there's also a building on that platform that can slow down time inside it or something i haven't seen that part in a while so just go with it anyways they knew it would be a really intense battle.

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SpoilerOKAY GUYS here is the first battle arena, i think it's tradition to have the first battle be something every1 loves so i decided to make it anime and specifically dragonball z (my favourite anime ever :DDDD) so you are all on that giant sky platform thing go!

EDIT: if you have ne questions just ask

/me resrves :3

[quote="cyber95"]The awesome stood looking out at the multiverse or what was left of it because he had destroyed every universe in it but this one with his awesome power but he suddenly realized he was bored luckily ehe is also super psychic so knew that he would be bored and made sure to get eight people before he killed everybody to fight to the death for him he couldn't wait for their inevitable doom as it would certainly be a Grand Failure[b].

Welcome to the [b]Grand Failure yo. This'll work a... little bit differently than your standard battle. Because the last one standing isn't so much the best writer as the worst. That's right, the most blatant use of godmoding, mischaracterization, and overall bad writing technique wins the day here.

That said, saying the straight up worst isn't exactly right. What we want is the most hilariously bad writing. You can just smash at the keyboard wildly, but if it's unreadable, that's not even writing at all. That's smashing wildly at the keyboard. (Shocking, I know).
Also, you will still be removed for inactivity if that happens. It can't be bad writing if there's no writing to be bad.

So to sum up:
-Write poorly, but entertainingly so
-You still have to be active
-How do tags work I'm confused

<b>THE SIGNUP SHEET</b>
Username: Names may be changed to protect the innocent.
Name: Wha

Contestants
1. Dan Hibiki -

[strk dzf]bearrbert looekds aroudn and tewhre where all these dudeas sos he fgsaegot outws his big saord adn charged Rosetta adn was all "yoiud IE NOW AMIGO" ands slsahed at her with the biggest sword
2. cyber95 - [color=justice"]Nitebat[/color]

[color=justice"]Nitebat flew over to Steven Freeman and said "Hey, you! I bet you can't beat me!" Then Nitebat fired lasers out his eye at Steven before he could say anything.[/color]

when rose dropped onto the pillar then she looked around and she saw all the other poeple nin her and it was so weird because she had no remememory of what had been happening because when she entered there was a coma and she had not been hearing what he had sed;

rosary turned to the men all everywhere and then she said well" and waited for a responts.

steven freeman said that then: "oh rose who are you?"

rose told gordog the tales of her many encounters with the many forces of SNAFU and why she always had to move from one place to the other; she had been describing herself as a "lone wolf and then she smiled with her eyes and flipped her jasper red hair like diamonds aside and asked mister steven freema n how are you here then?

and then slowly steven started breathing and sighing and ueki too off her emerald colored sneakers and dress and steven put his you know what into rose and he started searming and rose wondered if she was going to have anoter orgism but then she strated crieing because it reminded her of her frather and that sge was alone now with out scarletta

Ys quickly had been coming to help her because it felt that she was in pain and agonly and being tortered and he said "Rosette are you okay?" and rose said "I'm fine Ys, thank you, but then there was suddenly an earthquake

"Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha this is Frieasa and I will DESTROY YOU!!!"

HENSHIN!

Roseletta juped into the are and did a summersalto when ruby ribbons wrapped around her wrist a nd became a beautiful dress that glittered in the sky like her chestnut hair in the rain when she was crying because the weather aways changed around her for some reason;

rosetta was now FireRosette and she was now with red eyes and a red gem where her glove gem used to be and she ran at frieaz and shouted "IMPERIARU BURITSU!" and fire the imperal bliz at friez and he exploded like in dbz ep. 194 where he distergated into pratacles

these was a big cheer and everyone was happy when rosetta saved them from the evil frieze and then there was a voice that called from her ankle which was negauki "NOT SO FAST ROSETAA"

[color="#00080FF"]Macula was on the platform and he was all like clean the platform and he was started to shampoo it. the other contestants all stared at Macula because they was like what the hell is a vacuum cleaner a carpets shampooer doing in this competiton battle to the deaths.

Then Macula was all move out of my way bitches because i have got to clean where you are now. At first they all was not gonna move but get this Macula got these knives out and was throwing the knives. Oh shit man it was so cool. So anyway everyone moved and let him clean and there was something on the floor and Macula went abd picks it up and it was the Dragonball.

He was like what is the dragonball doing here? And then he opened it and discovered the secret of the dragonballs that they contain a soul. Then he got the soul and was able to think for himself!!!![/COLOR]

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SpoilerGuys I am sorry for such a long post but I read this other battle thing and there was this cool character, who my character is sort of based off kind of, and the best bit in the battle was this bit near the end where he got a soul and it was the coolest bit and that is why I wanted to do this because it was my favourite.

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So bearbert saw firaeeza disintergate into Partacles the great greek samurai and he pointed his bgigest sord at him "Partacles we have fought before and you won but noaw i hacve studied bushidos es ael tiempo por gueras"

so bearfcxgvb[color="brown"]so bearqqbert rans at hima with the ibg sowrd and Pratacles brought out his shidel whaich was stonger than anything aelse ever!!!! because it hads the goldne fleece and the there materasus thins n it but tahen bearbert swithuced to his tiny sworda nd jumped and stuck it in partacle's haed and then taook it out and partcales was dead

so anow bearbert hsasd a shield adnwas totallyt unbeatable 'case he was also zombie and stuff[.color]

but before Morcal was able to get the sole kurokai said ha do you think you are great and sunk her vampitric teeth into him and then he died

[color=justice"]Nitebat saw Bearbert get the shield and he realized that Bearbert would be super-hard and he thought about how to beat him.

Then he had an idea and he waved his hand and Bearbert's shield exploded and he wasn't invincible now.[/color]