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<faker> My dads talking about how sexy girls in tight jeans are I didn't drink enough wine for this
<faker> In fact I think it's sobered me up entirely

<sdegenko> i don't really like labels
<sdegenko> they tend to un-complicate things

<Elize> Two agens? Oh no, which one do I shoot?
<Jacquerel> why would you shoot either you monster
<Elize> i thought that was what you do if there is two of somebody.
<DragonFogel> Hi Elize.
<Pharmacy> if there was two agens
<Agenpetra> ;^;
<Agenpetra> but whai
<Elize> heya fogel
<Agenpetra> whaaaaai
<DragonFogel> Can't you just incapacitate them both?
<Pharmacy> I would probably watch anime with the two
<Elize> look, this is just what society told me to do in case of doppelgangers
<DragonFogel> If society jumped off a bridge, would you do that too?
<Pharmacy> no I will watch anime with society
<Elize> society is always jumping off bridges.
<Pharmacy> and then we complain about the characters

<PickYerPoison> it reproduced asexually when crowsy put her money in

<PickYerPoison> I appreciate that Off can be played with one hand
<Jacquerel> I liked the atmosphere but not in /that/ way
<PickYerPoison> um
<PickYerPoison> wait
<Jacquerel> have you beaten Off yet
<PickYerPoison> goddamnit jacq

<Red709> on a side note I beat OFF today
<Red709> i meant IRL PyP
<Jacquerel> those were some exciting tmi questions then I guess
<PickYerPoison> ah
<Red709> GH
<Red709> jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacq.
<Jacquerel> look if you say "I beat OFF" and then "I meant in real life" what am I meant to do
<PickYerPoison> bahahahaha
<PickYerPoison> BHAHAHA
<Jacquerel> that was just impeccable timing pyp

They've joined forces.

<MrGuy> your balls jingle

12:15 PickYerPoison omg i can make this size() function way faster by keeping track of when elements are inserted and removed
12:15 PickYerPoison yesssss
12:16 Red709 ...I...
12:16 MrGuy that ganja gremlin should have shut up
12:16 PickYerPoison bwahaha
12:16 PickYerPoison 10 lines? try ONE
12:17 Jacquerel that's good because I want to insert and remove as quickly as possible

12:17 PickYerPoison snrk
12:18 PickYerPoison well i intend to make this thing resize itself on the fly

12:18 Sanzh i'd resize your function ;)
12:18 PickYerPoison int m_elements tells me how many elements are in the list tho
12:18 WHIMBREL no sanzh no
12:18 PickYerPoison which is how i'll tell when to resize it
12:18 Jacquerel how big is it though? is it an int or a long
12:18 Timujina what
12:18 PickYerPoison i /could/ make it a long
12:18 PickYerPoison but that seems overboard
12:18 Timujina why do ou have two sizes?
12:18 PickYerPoison one is the /size/
12:19 PickYerPoison the other is the number of elements
12:19 Timujina oh
12:19 PickYerPoison it's a hash table
12:19 PickYerPoison so some parts are empty
12:19 Timujina oh that makes sense
12:19 Jacquerel you wouldn't class your size as a long?

[04:49] <DragonFogel> But how interested can you stay when I start talking about how quaternions form a four-dimensional associative normed division algebra over the real numbers, and thus also form a domain?
[04:50] <Sanzh> sounds pretty kinky imo
[04:51] <Sanzh> can you say that again, only in a huskier, sexier voice
[04:52] <DragonFogel> Uh... woof woof quaternions grrr four-dimensional associative normed division algebra arf, baby?

the fuck are quaternions and 4-dimensional associative algebra

is fogel a quantum physicist or some shit

Quarternions are sort of an extended imaginary part to the imaginaries; so if you think of the imaginary line as being at right angles to the real number line, the domain of quarternions is at right angles to BOTH of them. In fact, there are even more lines at right angles to all three! Thus Fogel is talking about how the domain of quarternions has its own algebra existing in dimensions above that of the real numbers

i think i'm wrong

also fogel is a mathematician

Mathematician? that's a worse fate than quantum physicist

at least the latter sounds cooler

as a quantum physicist* if you diss my mathematician friends you're gonna get quantum tunneled

or whatever else you think sounds cool



*i'm not sure this is a thing one can be but OKAY

More like a correct physicist

Schazer: eating all that bacon-flavoured lube

<sdegenko> so i think i'm going to go to bed about now
<sdegenko> see ya guys
<DragonFogel> Night Scott.
<DragonFogel> Girth, are you going to say goodnight to Scott?
<Girth> Not a chance!
<sdegenko> fuck you, girth
* Girth hugs sdegenko
* TheFoot (~Mamylon@129.133.199.202) Quit (Quit: TheFoot)
* sdegenko breaks away and runs away crying

<PickYerPoison> p. sure this is what love feels like
<DragonFogel> (nerd)

THERE'S A NEW SANZH IN TOWN

That was in response to your explanation of your wrong time zone calculations, which were totally nerdy.

<myw> slo I am straight
<myw> pretty straight
<@Ojay> Pretty sraight
<@Ojay> Is enough of an opening
<myw> had a girlfriend and enjoyed it roughly
<Sanzh> hot
<@Schazer> wow tmi

of all things said last night/morning, that is the most quotable?

:I

Apparently so. It is hands down the most quoted thing.

:54 SlorangeMinus1 Tell them some OTHER drunks on the internet want you to do this more
15:54 SlorangeMinus1 And to be fir we were here first
15:55 PickYerPoison but you are the people
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16:17 Red709 what

[18:22] <Malky2> The only thing that's projectile about anything that comes out of my butt is pee

[00:10] <Agendork> that's funny, normally i am on photoops like a totalitarian government on a conscientious objector

Red709: PiLE
Red709: *pile

TehPilot quietly pours a glass of warm milk over Red's head

Red709: wh
TehPilot: shhhhh
Red709: hahahHA no Im
Red709: I'm fine
Red709: Im fiIne
Jacquerel: you definitely sound totally fine
Jacquerel: completely in control of yourself, absolutely
Red709: heee no

TehPilot keeps pouring milk

Red709: no I'm just
Red709: think ing about thing s
Red709: th ingssssssSSS
Red709: OAJIFOA

TehPilot starts grating parmesan cheese over Red

TehPilot: shhhh
Red709: HE HAAH A HAHHA HAHAH
Jacquerel: Pilot I have to warn you that Red has turned down every cannibalistic advance he has thus far been forwarded
Solaris: what a loser
Jacquerel: (maybe he was just waiting for the right person ???)
TehPilot: shhh
TehPilot: i am preparing a red pasta sauce
Red709: I DON'T WA NNA BE EA AAAAAAAAAAATEN

TehPilot keeps adding cheese

Red709 flEES TOWARDS GEN

TehPilot quietly follows Red, throwing basil in his general direction

I guess this fits here too