The Super 100% Fun Cat Adventure.

This cat thing stands somewhere in a room, it simply cannot wait to be part of one of the sweetest and fresh, straight out of the oven cat adventures.

It is now up to the readers to make the cat do ridiculous things, that will most likely, make the cat, end up dead, on the floor. (Forever. Maybe.) However, you are not supposed to kill the cat, because that is not the point of this adventure, I am completely sure about this.

Now go, be free, quick.



It's waiting.

>actually, it's time for a nap

time for the new friend, large carnivore

>actually, it's time for a nap




The cat in fact, does not seem to be tired, but before it even knows, it suddenly falls asleep because of the suggestions.




>time for the new friend, large carnivore


But suddenly, moments after this majestic and beautiful pink feline falls asleep, it is time for the new friend, large carnivore.



Actually, the cat just got devoured by large carnivore and it is now dead forever, maybe.




How convenient. The question is, will you buy it?

This decision will change everything that will ever happen. (Forever. I think.)

BUY IT NOW!

>Nope. Hoard your death points.

It's time to save up for a deadmobile

Hoard Death Points

>hoard death points



The now dead cat decides that it is probably a good idea to buy it, but then suddenly something stops it from doing so.




...Someone somewhere just starved to death.

( You now have 3 death points. )


What will the dead cat be forced to do now?

Stab self with death points

>put it in a box which we can't see inside, obscuring the lifestate of the cat





The cat thinks about it, but suddenly realizes that it does in fact, not have a box. Which makes the cat decide to magically go to the shop.



The question is, will you buy it?
Keep in mind that this decision changes everything that will ever happen. (Forever. Probably.)

Quantum cat is probably worth the box.

>quantum cat is probably worth the box


The cat decides to buy the box.



...



THE CAT HAS BEEN REVIVED! ( You lost the box and one death point. )

It is now time for the feline to do something useful and obviously important.

Run for president

>run for president




Yes, the cat thinks this is by far the best idea that it has ever seen >stab self with death points







The cat is now dead again.

Buy a box again?

run for necropresident

run for necropolis! They need you!

be a cat

be loathers dinocat.

>buy box again



The cat thinks about it, yes..
Yes..
This is the perfect plan.

>run for necropresident



Nevermind, it instead decides to become the true president.


No, wait. This idea is obviously stupid.

> Be a completely different cat.



First cat has been sent to hell and is now unusable.



A cat by the name of Loathers stands in a dark room. What will Loathers do now?

Locate a window, plot villainous kitty schemes

find a flattering alligator onesie

> Look around.



Loathers looks around, but to no avail.
There are no flattering, and obviously evil alligator onesies, or windows. ( That are used for you to plot your evil plan of escaping from this home. ) But you simply MUST find them.

You just don't know how.

Maybe there's some behind that door.

> Maybe there's some behind that door.

The cat snaps in two.
I've cheated you.
I've cheated all of you and you didn't even notice.