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what did we learn in irc today?

<Mraof> sbnkalny is a
<sbnkalny> Terrifying, Mraof

[22:47] Mraof: https://twitter.com/sbnkalny
[22:47] sbnkalny: https://twitter.com/Jacquerel
[22:48] Jacquerel: that's not mine sbnkalny
[22:48] sbnkalny: Then that's not correct haha
[22:48] Jacquerel: exactly my point

[23:22]sbnkalny Omfg i cant believe u can jump into the sun for a second router

wise werds of wissdum

*starts building spaceship*

It only just now struck me that I no longer associate the name "Jacquerel" with Homestuck.

That feels so weird when I think about it.

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I never associated the name with homestuck (maybe i came in too late? idk) so its kinda weird when i get reminded that it is a homestuck thing.

What's homestuck?

I would like to say that the Dave Shirt is literally one of the cheap default shirts sold at KMart here

I see Daves everywhere

p23:07] Seiga: sbnkalny: I like dags
[23:07] sbnkalny: But i like how watery it is mraofs erotic roleplay server
[23:07] Seiga: Mraof: ;-;
[23:10] Jacquerel: sbnkalny have you been playing Mraof's lewd minecraft mods
[23:10] sbnkalny: Happy sexy friendly proudly humpy horny shitty titty Sanzh
[23:10] Sanzh: holy shit
[23:10] Jacquerel: the nine dwarves

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I snorted loudly in public, Jac

<sbnkalny> Mamylon has every so-called "rare" pepe

[17:14] <Mraof> I'm going to sleep now, behave yourself sbnkalny
[17:14] <sbnkalny> I am going to be an unplayable monstrosity
[17:14] <Agengod> i
[17:14] <Agengod> i think that pretty much sums her up

I move that we turn IRC highlights into the Sbnkalny Hall of Fame

<Chwoka> my name is will and sometimes when people say "i will," i say, "no, i will, you [their name here]"
<great> it's scary
<Chwoka> because i am clever
<Sai> Thanks Will.
<great> to wear a suit of armour made from my past corpses
<Chwoka> no thanks will, you sai
<DragonFogel> Wheat, I know it's sentient and whispers the name of forgotten gods as you sleep, but you really have to consider the defense bonus here.
<schazmander> you, will
<Timu12> you will
<Sai> "No thanks, Will," you sigh.
Sounds hella emo
<Timu12> can do, will do, done
<Chwoka> yes, i, will
<Sai> Like Will is trying to help
but you're just sighing "no thanks"
Also great - your corpses make the best cover because you can play dead and it's hard to tell who's who
<schazmander> no thanks will you sigh when all this is said and done
<DragonFogel> Maybe Will isn't very good at helping.
<Sai> I'm a genius and you'll wear the armor and you'll like it.
<Chwoka> you, schazer, you, timu
<great> It's like jeez there is a reason why I forgot those gods
<Sai> They haven't forgotten you
and they're always watching
<Chwoka> yeah you don't want my help sai
<Timu12> will powerful, will will never die, immortality from sheer willpower, therefore will will not need will
<schazmander> willie or wonty
<Sai> I'm just happy that you can ask "Will will will [noun]?"
and have that work
You could even write "Will will will wills?"
and answer "Will will."
<Chwoka> i know another guy named will too so you could string it together even more
<great> they were very bad datefriends who were very bad and manipulative, and it took a lot of time to get over them and fantasizing about their divine bodies
<schazmander> or Will Will will Will wills?
<Chwoka> will will will will wills
<Sai> "Will Will will Will Will's wills?"
<Chwoka> now that's just silly
<schazmander> Will, of the people
<Chwoka> will has no right to will will his own wills, that will is wholly wills and he can do with it what he wills
<Sai> What if he wills Will to will Will his wills?
<great> I wake up in the middle of the night from my corpses recounting previous encounters of immaculate conception I thought were behind me
<schazmander> the wills, wiles, and wheels of the corporate machine
<great> the memory of encounters behind me
not
<schazmander> wait so Sai you mean like
<Chwoka> well will won't
<great> the encounters themselves
<Timu12> you have a small willy
<DragonFogel> You know what they say, Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
<Sai> They don't say that
They never said that.
<schazmander> Will Will will Will will Will's wills to Will?
<Sai> More or less
<schazmander> will I'll be damned
<great> What's Will?
<Chwoka> will you?
<Sai> No, who's Will
<schazmander> all's will that ends will
<great> What Swill!
<schazmander> (this is even worse with a new zealand accent)
<Chwoka> what's on second, great
<Sai> Record it
then make a soundcloud and make a tinyurl
and instead of linking that, link to the tricky thread
It'll be a masterpiece
<schazmander> because then Will well wills Will will will Will's will with Will's well to Will"
wait no
Will will well will Will will will Will's will with Will's well to, well, Will
I think I won
<Sai> Well, will Will will Will to will Will Will's wills well? We'll will Will to will Will Will's wills, while Will wills Will wills Will Will's wills."

[10:52] <PickYerPoison> augh my eye feels like it has a thing in it but it doesn't
[10:52] <PickYerPoison> fuck me
[10:53] <Dalm> :/
[10:53] <Dalm> check in a mirror
[10:53] <Dalm> it might be a sty
[10:54] <schazmander> check a large expanse of blue
[10:54] <schazmander> it might be a sky
[10:54] <Dalm> i mean
[10:54] <Dalm> if it isn't then you can sea
[10:54] <schazmander> o/
[10:54] <Dalm> \o
[10:55] <Agennova> ...
[10:55] <DragonFogel> Welcome to #eagletime, where the pun never stops.

not our irc, i don't care

<Agentimoline> [insert boner joke here]
<Myon> Insert boner
<Agentimoline> ...
<Agentimoline> well played

<Mamylon> Can we start a new Otaku melee so I can enter Ty Lee
<Mirdini> rip Thanos
<Mamylon> Or a Team Azula composite character if I want to be greedy
<Mamylon> God Thanos was so good
<Mamylon> Thanos in Traverse Town was all I ever wanted
<DragonFogel> What if we do Narcissism Otaku Melees for maximum self-indulgence.
<Mamylon> Hahahahahaha
<Mamylon> That's just fanfiction
<Mamylon> Thanos, Superman, Aeris, and Ty Lee are in a battle to the death
<Mamylon> Who would my other four be
<Mamylon> Thanos, Superman, Aeris, Ty Lee, John Locke (from Lost), three more
<schazer> uuuuh can we have a ya fiction character
<Mamylon> Ginny Weasley, done
<Mamylon> Thanos, Superman, Locke, Ty Lee, Aeris, Ginny Weasley, Mod Silver, one more
<Solaris> an animal
<Mirdini> mod silver is a hedgehog sol
<Solaris> a less sentient animal
<Mirdini> pfft
<schazer> a homestuck troll
<Mamylon> I'm not keeping Mod Silver in my narcissism melee, that was a joke
<Solaris> andrew hussie
<schazer> ANDREW HUSSIE
<Mirdini> or andrew hussie
<Agenternet> pffffffft
<Mamylon> Thanos Superman Locke Ty Lee Aeris Ginny Hussie
<schazer> one more
<Solaris> call of duty dog
<schazer> Lion from Steven Universe
<Mamylon> One of the characters from the Fast franchise but I want all of them equally
<Solaris> who has the best car
<schazer> the Brodeburgs F+F edition
<Mamylon> I can't go with Letty because Michelle Rodriguez was also in Lost
<Mamylon> So let's just go with Dom
<Mamylon> (Vin Diesel)
<Mamylon> The perfect Grand Battle
<schazer> congratulations you did it

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<Mamylon> Now who wins
<@DragonFogel> All I know is I want Hussie to get run over by a car repeatedly.
<Mamylon> Hussie goes down round one, probably by getting run over by a car
<Mamylon> Dom declares that Superman is his "family" now
<Mamylon> Ty Lee, Thanos and Aeris start hanging out
<Mirdini> the question is who stabs aeris
<Mamylon> Locke, at the end of Round 3
<Mamylon> Locke wanders into the woods
<Mamylon> Ginny takes on Thanos and almost wins in round 2 but then Ty Lee chi-blocks her magic and Thanos murders her
<Mamylon> So in round 4 Thanos and Ty Lee are hunting Locke and Superman and Vin Diesel are car-chasing after Thanos
<@DragonFogel> Superman keeps pissing off Thanos by calling him Darkseid.
<Mamylon> Ty Lee betrays Thanos to save Locke, Thanos gets run over by a car
<schazer> omg
<Solaris> lmao
<schazer> this is gripping stuff
<Mamylon> "I live my life a quarter mile at a time," says Vin Diesel over the actual corpse of the universe's greatest mass murderer
<Mamylon> Then he drinks a Corona
<schazer> fuck
<schazer> f uck
<Mamylon> That's also the end of Guardians of the Galaxy 2 by the way


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<Mamylon> Round 5 everyone's pretty much united against the Grandmaster, the Indulgent, my trashiest self-insert
<Mamylon> But there's tension between Locke and Dom for leadership of the crew
<Mamylon> Ultimately, Locke isn't family
<Mamylon> He gets run over by a car
<Mamylon> But then in Round 6 he comes back from the dead and does to Ty Lee what he did to Aeris, huge twist
<Mamylon> Round 7 ends with the Indulgent taking pity upon Superman after the actor who plays him dies in a tragic car accident
<Agenforge> I expect hussie sidles back in at this point and tries to disguise himself as an extra
<Agenforge> alas, orange horns, they are not subtle
<Mamylon> So Dom and Superman are last seen parting ways on a forked road while Dom monologues about family
<Agenforge> look i liked fast five
<schazer> beautiful
<Agenforge> is superman in a car
<Mamylon> Yes
<Solaris> perfect
<Mirdini> grandest narcissism
<Agenforge> battles are over guys

[15:33] <Agenforge> i wonder if there's a mug lava cake...
[15:34] <Plaid> you could make this in a mug
[15:34] <schazer> could you make it in a mug
[15:34] <Plaid> i would strongly advise doing it in the oven so it lavas properly though
[15:34] <schazer> could you make it in a jug
[15:35] <schazer> could you make it with a plug?
[15:35] <Plaid> this recipe is for two, so you get one for now and one for later :>
[15:35] <schazer> for a plug? with a slug?
[15:35] <Plaid> not a huge production if you only want a quick snack
[15:35] <Plaid> schaz please don't eat any more plugs
[15:35] <Plaid> we've talked about this
[15:35] <schazer> wait when did I eat a
[15:35] <schazer> when did I /admit/ to eating a plug
[15:36] <Plaid> i know you so well i could sense it

[00:47] <Agenjaverre> also how thematically appropriate is it that the Man that turns into Steel is a russian
[00:48] <Agenjaverre> these are questions i've always wanted to know about
[00:48] <Dalm> :0
[00:48] <Agenjaverre> also what is even up with the X-men's obsession with Lockheed
[00:48] <Dalm> i mean that makes sense
[00:48] <Dalm> they can call him
[00:48] <Dalm> soviet block
[00:48] <Agenjaverre> did they have a product placement deal?
[00:48] <Dalm> no no wait
[00:48] <Dalm> THE IRON CURTAIN
[00:48] <Agenjaverre> ...
[00:48] <Agenjaverre> Dalm get out
[00:48] <Dalm> ;3

[02:54] <sdegenko> It turns out that "ritual murder" is not necessarily an easy word to find in the Korean dictionary

<Schazer> Maxie
<Schazer> there's a thread in Eagle Time that needs your attentions
<MaxieSatan> ?
<MaxieSatan> which thread is this
<Schazer> https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?ti...on=newpost
<Dalm> :o
<Schazer> it begins
<Schazer> again
<MaxieSatan> why the fuck y'all gotta do this to me
<Schazer> our world is a terrible and circular place
<Schazer> like a frozen pizza
<Schazer> Maxie we do it because we love you
<MaxieSatan> I know <3
<Schazer> wait what
<Schazer> so you /don't/ actually advocate eating frozen pizza?
<soundlyParanoid> I WOULD IMAGINE THEY ADVOCATE EATING COOKED PIZZA
<soundlyParanoid> WHICH OBVIOUSLY CAN'T BE FROZEN
<soundlyParanoid> (AT LEAST NOT ANYMORE.)
<MaxieSatan> god no
<MaxieSatan> I'm not an animal
<Schazer> wtf
<Schazer> all this time
<Schazer> I thought you'd said "pizza can be a frozen treat"
<Chwoka> i... didn't even think of that possibility para
<MaxieSatan> it can! metaphorically!
<Chwoka> do you know what frozen means maxie
<Schazer> so you meant "chilled", not "frozen"
<Chwoka> it's not just a movie
<MaxieSatan> ice cream isn't frozen solid, you eat it semi-frozen
<DragonFogel> It was "cold pizza is a frozen treat" or something to that effect.
<MaxieSatan> chwoka frozen just means it's solid and not liquid or gaseous
<MaxieSatan> all pizza is frozen, technically
<Schazer> uh
<Chwoka> so am i frozen?
<Chwoka> are all rocks frozen?
<DragonFogel> Now you're just being pedantic.
<soundlyParanoid> PARTS OF YOU YES
<Schazer> no chwoka you're 75% water
<Chwoka> besides lava?
<MaxieSatan> yes, yes unless they're magma
<MaxieSatan> oh okay
<MaxieSatan> I see you're mister Predicts Lava now
<LP|DM> Pizza is also largely percent water
<MaxieSatan> I see how it is
<LP|DM> Frozen pizza has a different texture because the water inside it is frozen
<Chwoka> so UNLESS
<Chwoka> UNLESS
<LP|DM> So "frozen pizza" stands as a distinction
<Chwoka> my pizza is SO HOT it no longer has form
<Chwoka> it is frozen
<MaxieSatan> ok but I gotta fuckin
<MaxieSatan> shower
<MaxieSatan> night
<LP|DM> Fuck you all I'm going to bed
← MaxieSatan has quit (Quit: Leaving)
<Chwoka> THIS is your operative definition
← LP|DM has quit (Quit: LP|DM)
<Chwoka> ok
<DragonFogel> Darn, I was about to ask if it was going to be a frozen shower.
<Chwoka> i'm posting this distinction in the thread
<Schazer> this is ridiculous
<Schazer> I love the pizza argument
<Schazer> and by that I mean fuck the pizza argument
<soundlyParanoid> NO IT'S CLARIFICATION.
<DragonFogel> How many years ago was it even.
<soundlyParanoid> ALL I KNOW IS
<soundlyParanoid> THAT I WANT PIZZA
<soundlyParanoid> but what type
<DragonFogel> But do you want it hot or cold?
<DragonFogel> (that's the root of the pizza argument)

Sanzhmobile I really want to write robin/kriok one gay
Fake the first one to get some tongue wins
Schazzz one gay
Sanzhmobile fuck
Schazzz did you mean
Schazzz rekt
Sanzhmobile day
Schazzz ahahahahaha
Sanzhmobile god dick long damnit
Schazzz pfffffbt
Sanzhmobile *fucking
Schazzz glorious
Sanzhmobile hoooly shit
Jacquerel did it autocorrect fucking to dick long

Jun 25 13:41:49 <Agendroid> Okay guys, I'm going to talk about frozen pizza once and once only
Jun 25 13:41:50 <Rivenforge> I just moved like a dozen snails off of my trash bin before i curbed it. Good thing I put it out 'cos my brother probably would have ended up killing most of 'em
Jun 25 13:41:52 <Agendroid> Let it go.
Jun 25 13:42:09  Agendroid crawls underneath the couch
Jun 25 13:42:17 <Schazer> please leave

Thus marking the first occasion where a metajoke has been going on so long it can now be tied to other metajokes

[14:34] Sanzhdroid: tbh y'all should be shaved of yourselves
[14:34] Sanzhdroid: ashamed, too
[14:34] Plaid: please do not shave off my sense of self
[14:34] Plaid: i need that
[14:35] Sanzhdroid: plaid no you're dinner
[14:35] Sanzhdroid: fine
[14:35] Sanzhdroid: omg
[14:35] Sanzhdroid: I fucked up
[14:35] Plaid: .__.

[14:39] Sanzhdroid: can someone please post what I said in the irc highlights so I don't forget it
[14:40] Sanzhdroid: phone orc doesn't keep PhD
[14:40] Sanzhdroid: love
[14:40] Sanzhdroid: logs

[16:47] <Schazer> how zeph :x
[16:47] <Plaid> wasn't a break, zeph got lots of drugs
[16:47] <Plaid> it was an infected bite
[16:47] <Plaid> again
[16:47] <Schazer> phew
[16:47] <Schazer> I think?
[16:47] <Plaid> yeah
[16:47] <Schazer> disinfection beats amputation
[16:47] <Plaid> easyish to fix, just some antibiotics
[16:48] <Plaid> he was surprisingly calm at the vets too
[16:48] <Schazer> well done, my son
[16:48] <DragonFogel> Glad to hear it's not that serious.
[16:48] <Schazer> I'm trying to figure out now how many kids I've got
[16:48] <Schazer> I have zeph and also Largest Son
[16:49] <Schazer> did I have more and I forgot about them
[16:49] <Plaid> kai
[16:49] <Schazer> that is bad parenting if so
[16:49] <Schazer> fuck, right
[16:49] <Plaid> carapace son
[16:49] <Schazer> pinch son
[16:50] <Schazer> I'm the worst parent
[16:50] <Plaid> yes you are
[16:50] <Plaid> you're never home and you gamble away all our money
[16:50] <Plaid> you're tearing this family apart
[16:51] <Schazer> rude
[16:51] <Plaid> i just want what we used to have
[16:51] <Plaid> you used to love me
[16:51] <Plaid> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIaFQHGUsAAcPml.jpg
[16:51] <Schazer> fuck this I'm going to the pub
[16:52] <Plaid> i'll just cry into my glass of gin
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