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12-23-2015, 07:25 AM
Birds don't have hair or any need for serums!
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12-23-2015, 04:11 PM
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i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore
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12-25-2015, 07:30 PM
finally, a serum that will help me get rid of all my hair. one step closer to becoming man-fish, the fish man
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12-26-2015, 01:04 AM
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no, no, it's a truth serum. For when you're a cold-hearted cop with no ethics, you must give it your all to make criminals talk... even if it's your hair.
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12-26-2015, 02:16 AM
A mysterious robot knocked on your door, gave a strange and rambling manifesto about the quality of your blog, handed you a "Serum for Hair" and waddled off down the street to destinations unknown.
That was Tuesday. The bottle's been sitting on your counter for two days now.
You contemplate the bottle and its mysterious contents. Should you drink it? Rub it on your scalp? Send it off to be tested for toxic materials? Feed it to your fish? Something else?
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12-26-2015, 02:20 AM
> Microwave it
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12-26-2015, 02:35 AM
Dip your eyelashes in it
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12-26-2015, 02:53 AM
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You pour a bit of the "Serum for Hair" into three vials, and commence scientific testing. Into the first you pour some sugar. No reaction. Into the second you pour salt, which seems to produce a hairy substance. Into the third vial you add ground pepper, and it bursts into flames in a matter of seconds.
After that you aren't really sure what other sorts of science experiments you need to do, so you just sort of stick some of it in the microwave for a bit.
It turned into some kind of meaty looking bits. Overflowed the petri dish.
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12-26-2015, 02:57 AM
Obviously the next step is to put that substance on your head.
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12-26-2015, 03:35 AM
eat broken glass
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12-26-2015, 04:09 AM
> Just travel to Utah, jump in the Great Salt Lake, and then dump the rest of the serum in.
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12-26-2015, 08:06 AM
this looks like it's getting hairy
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12-26-2015, 04:32 PM
add mustard to serum
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12-27-2015, 07:38 AM
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