A Cold Day in Hell

The frozen wastes of Antarctica stretch before you. Hundreds of miles of snow and ice in every direction, interrupted only by the occasional glacier. A truly desolate, uncaring land. Long have you wandered this place, seeing all that it has to offer. It isn't much. But you alone see the potential of this land. There is only one option.



You must conquer it for yourself. You just need to figure out how to start.

First things first, you need a flag.

Find a powerful creature to be your second in command!

Bellyslide!

Befriend the glaciers, Antarctica's most powerful denizens.

Call that number you're looking at on the billboard that says "Land for lease".

Bam, you've conquered the land, at only the small price of $9999999.99!

Buy a nuke