You only roll 1 or 20.

PICK A CARD AND FILL IT OUT.











Feel free to call dibs if you want a specific card.

RULES:

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You only roll 1 or 20.
That's it. That's the rules.
Please provide a picture. I don't care if you have no art talent whatsoever I will not take no for an answer.

1: MELANKOLI (AgentBlue)
2: CA55-ED (cyber95)
3: Options (Shredded)
4:
5:

I'm very confused. Do I fill out the cards with '1' and '20' in various places?

Also since I can't have card number 20, dibs on #1

Wait, what happens if I roll 2d6?

I'm dibsing card 2

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I'm very confused. Do I fill out the cards with '1' and '20' in various places?

All shall become clear all too soon. *steeples fingers*

But to pull back the curtain:

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Traditionally tabletop RPG type games have characters roll a 20 sided dice to determine how successful their actions are. The higher the number the better the outcome. In this game I have elected to eliminate all the boring numbers and keep the only ones that matter. 1 and 20.

Basically it's an anything goes RPG type thing where you are going to either wildly succeed or spectacularly fail your actions.

Shit's gonna get real silly.

a magical robit appears

Something appears to have happened to this card.

3 IS BASICALLY 5 ON A COSMIC SCALE LET'S GO!



Three brave adventurers gather together at a pub. They have received an anonymous tip from an anonymous source about a MAGIC WIZARD visiting this pub. Said MAGIC WIZARD has a MAGIC MAP to a MAGIC ARTIFACT that is PROBABLY IMPORTANT I DON'T KNOW. They're not here yet. mayhaps you should partake in some kind of beverage? Or talk to the locals?

WHAT DO YOU DO?

A witch is basically a wizard, right? I check to see if I'm the magic wizard and actually happen to have a magic map on me that I totally forgot about.

A witch is basically a wizard, right? I check to see if I'm the magic wizard and actually happen to have a magic map on me that I totally forgot about.

You check your pockets just on the off chance that the wizard that you were tipped off on is, in fact, yourself. Maybe you'll find the MAGIC MAP!



From out of your pockets bursts several hundred robo laser scorpions. Oh yeah. You forgot about putting those in there. You can feel their CYBER VENOM coursing through you. It's very painful.

Well this is just sad.

I wander away and try to talk the bartender into giving me a tab, ignoring the carnage behind me.

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Well this is just sad.

I wander away and try to talk the bartender into giving me a tab, ignoring the carnage behind me.

You successfully start up a tab at the bar. He even offers you a round of free drinks in commiseration of your friend's 'situation'.




You rush in to shoot the scorpions like a good friend!





All of your shots miss and instead land on a MAGIC WIZARD who happened to walk in.

Oh. That guy was probably important huh?

CA55-ED is still plagued by robo laser scorps.

Well, at least the tab is all sorted out.

i'm the bartender. i set my mustache on fire and slam my head into a big trough of booze, yelling "baked alaska on the house"

One of us has to search the dead wizard and I suppose it had better be me

While that's going on, I'm going to try and transmute these deadly roboscorpions into less deadly (to me) regular scorpions.

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Are we still allowed to sign up, because if so, I'd love to take card 4. And if we aren't allowed to still sign up, well, I guess I won't take 4 then.

One of us has to search the dead wizard and I suppose it had better be me

You put that GRAVE ROBBING STAT to good use. You manage to find the MAGIC MAP pretty easily. You also find his MAGIC WALLET and MAGIC SCRIPT that he was going to use when talking to you.

While that's going on, I'm going to try and transmute these deadly roboscorpions into less deadly (to me) regular scorpions.

You work through the CYBER PAIN to transmute these deadly robo scorps into equally as deadly bio scorps. The scorpions appreciate the change of form and think you're alright now!




You carefully put away your gu-





NO YOU DON'T.

EVERYBODY FREAKS THE FUCK OUT.

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Are we still allowed to sign up, because if so, I'd love to take card 4. And if we aren't allowed to still sign up, well, I guess I won't take 4 then.

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By all means. I look forward to your insightful review.

Time to literally waltz in, fifteen minutes late, with Starbucks.

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I is good at art. Hey, I used shading, so that's like more than I've done in the past... million years.
Also, in case you're too lazy to count, proof that I stayed under the 140, even with the star rating.

This would be a good time to duck and cover behind the bar. I take a flying leap at the bartender! Maybe I can score points by knocking him out of harm's way.

(Yes I am tempting the shit out of fate)

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